Ruahnna:  (touring the dorm, teacup in hand)  Wow--there sure are a lot of folks here--oh!  Hello!  (takes piece of cake)  Wow--thanks!
Piggy: (looking at cake)  Where'd you get that?
Ruahnna:  (handing cake to Piggy and peering into room #25) (to Piggy) It's a party. (to room of celebrating party guests) So whose the birthday boy?
Gonzo the Great: (with arm around Camilla)  Our fabulous roomie--Ryan!
Camilla:  Cluck, cluck!
Gonzo:  Oh--right!  It's not a birthday party though--it's a graduation party!  Ryan just graduated from college.
Ruahnna:  How wonderful!  (Hugs Ryan)  Congratulations!  I guess you're pretty proud!
(Ryan moves on from hugging Ruahnna to Piggy, who stops him with a look.)
Piggy:  Congratulations, kid.  Now you can get a job!
Ruahnna: Piggy! Give the guy a little breathing room.  He just graduated, which is no small feat.
Rizzo:  (coming up to the group with Clifford) I have small feet.
Piggy relents and gives Ryan a playful sock on the arm (no, not THAT kind of sock on arm--hey, I think I know that guy--no wait, I just have a pair of socks like that!)
Clifford:  Hey Piggy--you moving into the dorm?
Piggy:  What's it to you, foam-boy?
Clifford:  Thought I'd warn, I mean, tell Kermit that you're moving in.
Piggy:  (ears perking up) Kermit lives here?
Rizzo: (muttering) Oh, great--now you've done it.
Gonzo:  (shaking head sadly) Open mouth, insert foam.
Clifford:  Well, yeah, I mean, um...let me get you ladies some punch.  (flees the scene)
Rizzo:  So who's your friend?
Piggy:  (sighing and abandoning the search for information about Kermit's whereabouts) This is my new roomie, Ruahnna.  Ru--this is the Great Gonzo and Camilla (kissy, kissy dear--love the barrette), um, and Rizzo and Rat and oh, Ryan--the birthday boy.
Ryan:  Graduation guy.
Piggy: Whatever, and the guy who went to get us punch is Clifford
Ruahnna:  Hi guys--I know some of you from your work.  Nice to meet you.  (look around room)  This is a really nice room.
Clifford: (returning with two cups of punch) We like it.  Plenty of room, lots of homies to hang with when classes get you down.  The room above us--which is just like this one--is vacant.  (Piggy and Ruahnna exchange looks.)  And Lisa and Rowlf and Robin and Kermit live down the hall.  (Piggy gives Ruahnna a look of such desperation that Ruahnna nods, gulps "excuse me one moment please" and dashes from the room.)
Rizzo: (to Gonzo) Something I said?
Gonzo: (with head jerk toward Clifford) Something HE said.
Ruahnna: (Reappearing with flushed but happy face)  Piggy, I did it--I asked for Room #35, which is just above this one.  (Piggy lets out a little squeal and they embrace.)  Thanks, Clifford.  It looks like we're going to be your upstair neighbors!