Ruahnna: (touring the dorm, teacup in hand) Wow--there sure are a lot of folks here--oh! Hello! (takes piece of cake) Wow--thanks!
Piggy: (looking at cake) Where'd you get that?
Ruahnna: (handing cake to Piggy and peering into room #25) (to Piggy) It's a party. (to room of celebrating party guests) So whose the birthday boy?
Gonzo the Great: (with arm around Camilla) Our fabulous roomie--Ryan!
Camilla: Cluck, cluck!
Gonzo: Oh--right! It's not a birthday party though--it's a graduation party! Ryan just graduated from college.
Ruahnna: How wonderful! (Hugs Ryan) Congratulations! I guess you're pretty proud!
(Ryan moves on from hugging Ruahnna to Piggy, who stops him with a look.)
Piggy: Congratulations, kid. Now you can get a job!
Ruahnna: Piggy! Give the guy a little breathing room. He just graduated, which is no small feat.
Rizzo: (coming up to the group with Clifford) I have small feet.
Piggy relents and gives Ryan a playful sock on the arm (no, not THAT kind of sock on arm--hey, I think I know that guy--no wait, I just have a pair of socks like that!)
Clifford: Hey Piggy--you moving into the dorm?
Piggy: What's it to you, foam-boy?
Clifford: Thought I'd warn, I mean, tell Kermit that you're moving in.
Piggy: (ears perking up) Kermit lives here?
Rizzo: (muttering) Oh, great--now you've done it.
Gonzo: (shaking head sadly) Open mouth, insert foam.
Clifford: Well, yeah, I mean, um...let me get you ladies some punch. (flees the scene)
Rizzo: So who's your friend?
Piggy: (sighing and abandoning the search for information about Kermit's whereabouts) This is my new roomie, Ruahnna. Ru--this is the Great Gonzo and Camilla (kissy, kissy dear--love the barrette), um, and Rizzo and Rat and oh, Ryan--the birthday boy.
Ryan: Graduation guy.
Piggy: Whatever, and the guy who went to get us punch is Clifford
Ruahnna: Hi guys--I know some of you from your work. Nice to meet you. (look around room) This is a really nice room.
Clifford: (returning with two cups of punch) We like it. Plenty of room, lots of homies to hang with when classes get you down. The room above us--which is just like this one--is vacant. (Piggy and Ruahnna exchange looks.) And Lisa and Rowlf and Robin and Kermit live down the hall. (Piggy gives Ruahnna a look of such desperation that Ruahnna nods, gulps "excuse me one moment please" and dashes from the room.)
Rizzo: (to Gonzo) Something I said?
Gonzo: (with head jerk toward Clifford) Something HE said.
Ruahnna: (Reappearing with flushed but happy face) Piggy, I did it--I asked for Room #35, which is just above this one. (Piggy lets out a little squeal and they embrace.) Thanks, Clifford. It looks like we're going to be your upstair neighbors!