Starts playing his banjo....finally!
(Residents of the Muppet Dorms, featuring Pops, Scooter, Rizzo, Grover, Lew Zealand, Rowlf, Swedish Chef, Sam the Eagle, and most of the Electric Mayhem, Kermit, Gonzo, Pepe, Oscar, Big Bird, Snuffy, Mokey, Red and others welcome Ruahnna and Miss Piggy )
Pops: *pops up* HEY! Somebody's checking in!
The Dormies: (emerging from their rooms): Somebody's checking in????!
(Music commences)
Pops: Oh there's a fire in the fireplace there's carpet on the floor
If you try to order dinner, please hope you order more
But if the road's been kind of bumpy and you need to rest a spell
The Dormies: Well, welcome home, to the Muppet Dorms Hotel.
(Dialogue) Pops: Where do you guys want to live?
Miss Piggy: What's it to yea, bub?
Pops: Well.....A) Room 12, b) room 7 , c) Or the others that I didn't name off?
Ruahnna: We'll take "c."
Pops: Very popular choice.
Scooter: If you got luggage keep it handy but you're runnin' out of luck
Cause the bellhops ain't too organized and the elevator's stuck
Rizzo and Pepe: So if you don't mind friendly animals and can learn to stand the smell, hokay?
The Dormies: Well, welcome home, to the Muppet Dorms Hotel.
(Dialogue) Ruahnna: Y'know, I may be mistaken but the bellhops look like bats.
Ed: You should see the chambermaids!
(a couple of bats fly by)
The Dormies: Welcome home (welcome home),
Welcome home (welcome home),
No matter where you wander you will never do as well
Herry & Grover: Okay, the lobby's looking cute and it's got a nice set up
Little Bird: And the whole place was build by Sully and Biff.
Mokey & Red: Still the management is cheerfull and the whole place isn't still
The Dormies: Well, welcome home, to the Muppet Dorms Hotel.
(Dialogue)Miss Piggy: You guys live here?!
Oscar the Grouch: Yea! What's it to you.....pig?! *laughs about it*
*Piggy looks in discuss*
Janice: Uh just about but we're still trying to get our Jacuzzis back.
(Cookie Monster takes this opportunity to run room to room looking for cookies)
Ruahnna: What's wrong with that guy?
Daughterdeadly: Raiding the rooms for cookies. (whispers) Watch out for him.
Ruahnna: Oh. *thumbs up*.
Big Bird (with Snuffy, Telly, Roista and the Birdkteers)
Oh, there are fraggles (there are fraggles)
And there are monsters (there are monsters)
Gobo: Sure, we have our little problems but you'll never have to wait.
Ruahnna: You got every kind of critter,
Emmet Otter: We got every kind of pest,
Kyle: But we treat 'em all as equals just like any other person
The Dormies: Though you're cleaner than the others, still as far as we can tell, You'll fit right in at Muppet Dorms Hotel!
Ruahnna and Miss Piggy: We'll fit right in.......at the Muppet Dorms Hotel!!
(music ends)