Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Ruahnna]

Piggy: Room's not bad, but it's kind of small.
Ruahnna: (making tea in her electric teapot) Oh, um, Piggy--this isn't our room. This is the common room.
Piggy: Common room? I'm not staying in a "common" room. I am strictly a first-class kind of--
Ruahnna: Of course you are, dear--nothing common about you, I'm sure. What I meant was that we are setting up temporarily in the common room for a cup of tea and a brownie while they tell us which room is ours. Then we'll get some of those nice, um, belfry, um bats to help us carry everything to our room.
Piggy: Oh. Right. Did you say brownies?
Ruahnna: Yes--blondes and brunettes. (Opens tin) I like to keep them on hand. Have several. Maybe some of our new dorm-mates will come by and have a cup with us while we're waiting. (Sips steaming tea.) *Sigh* Wish I had some milk to go with my tea.
Piggy: I think I saw a cow in the courtyard.
Ruahnna: Oh, good. I just know I'm going to like it here.

 

[Muppet Matt]

Piggy: Room's not bad, but it's kind of small.
Ruahnna: (making tea in her electric teapot) Oh, um, Piggy--this isn't our room. This is the common room.
Piggy: Common room? I'm not staying in a "common" room. I am strictly a first-class kind of--
Ruahnna: Of course you are, dear--nothing common about you, I'm sure. What I meant was that we are setting up temporarily in the common room for a cup of tea and a brownie while they tell us which room is ours. Then we'll get some of those nice, um, belfry, um bats to help us carry everything to our room.
Piggy: Oh. Right. Did you say brownies?
Ruahnna: Yes--blondes and brunettes. (Opens tin) I like to keep them on hand. Have several. Maybe some of our new dorm-mates will come by and have a cup with us while we're waiting. (Sips steaming tea.) *Sigh* Wish I had some milk to go with my tea.
Piggy: I think I saw a cow in the courtyard.
Ruahnna: Oh, good. I just know I'm going to like it here.

Matthew: Hey gang! Lets go and welcome our new neighbors!

Dr. Teeth: Ok!

Animal: NEIGHBORS!!! NEIGHBORS!!!

Lips: Lets go!

 

[BEAR]

Bry: (walks in the door, smiling) Hey, everyone!
Roommates: Yay!!! (balloons are floating around the room while Snuffy, Telly, Big Bird and Rosita blow on noisemakers)
Big Bird: Congratulations, Bryan!!
Bry: What's going on?
Snuffy: Your graduation from college!
Bry: Thanks, but that was on Saturday.
Big Bird: We know, but we haven't seen you since before that when you were doing those papers.
Bry: Yeah, those were tough. I'm glad I got some sleep since then.
Hoots: (flies in the window) Hey, guys! Hey, I thought New Years was months ago.
Rosita: Hehe. No, Hoots. We're not celebrating New Years!
Telly: Yeah, we're celebrating Bryan groucho-ating!
Bry: Haha! That's "graduating," Telly.
Hoots: Oh really? Cool!
Telly: Oh no! I just realized something.
Bry: What's wrong, Telly?
Telly: If you are graduated, does that mean we can't live here at the dorms anymore?! We'll be tossed on the streeet!!! Oh it's terrible!!!...then again, I can still live on Sesame Street.
Bry: Oh, Telly...you're silly. I don't think you need to worry about that.
Telly: Are you sure?
Bry: If it makes you feel any better, you can go down and talk to Ed about it.
Rosita: Who wants cake?
Bry: You made a cake?
Snuffy: Sure! With grown up help, of course.
Big Bird: We also went around and invited any of our dorm friends to come over and have some to celebrate.
Bry: You guys are so sweet.

 

[The Count]

*Making the rounds... Hey Bry... Congrats on graduating, no longer an underclass man huh? So I guess you're now an overcommon man. Little joke there.

Oh Catherine... Just tell me which of the vacant rooms you want and we'll get you and Piggy settled in ASAP. Plenty left to choose from up on the third, and even more up on the fourth floor. The band's up on the third, along with a few other people and Fraggles and Muppet monsters too. Well, hope everything's OK.

 

[Erine81981]

Cookie M: *knocking on Bryan's door* Me heard someone say cake. Can me come in? Me hungry monster.

Grover: Cookie? Quit messing with bryan and his friends.

Cookie M: Me want cake! Me want cake! Me want cake! *starts crying*

Grover: Cookie Monster, do not cry. *thinks* How about we go back and ask Kyle to bake a cake for you?
Cookie M: *sniff* Really?

Grover: Sure. Come on. *whispers* Do not tell Bryan's about his graduation present we have for him.

Cookie M: Me keep serect. Me not tell no one.

 

[Muppet Matt]

(Residents of the Muppet Dorms, featuring Pops, Scooter, Rizzo, Grover, Lew Zealand, Rowlf, Swedish Chef, Sam the Eagle, and most of the Electric Mayhem, Kermit, Gonzo, Pepe, Oscar, Big Bird, Snuffy, Mokey, Red and others welcome Ruahnna and Miss Piggy )

Pops: *pops up* HEY! Somebody's checking in!

The Dormies: (emerging from their rooms): Somebody's checking in????!

(Music commences)

Pops: Oh there's a fire in the fireplace there's carpet on the floor
If you try to order dinner, please hope you order more
But if the road's been kind of bumpy and you need to rest a spell

The Dormies: Well, welcome home, to the Muppet Dorms Hotel.

(Dialogue) Pops: Where do you guys want to live?
Miss Piggy: What's it to yea, bub?
Pops: Well.....A) Room 12, b) room 7 , c) Or the others that I didn't name off?
Ruahnna: We'll take "c."
Pops: Very popular choice.

Scooter: If you got luggage keep it handy but you're runnin' out of luck
Cause the bellhops ain't too organized and the elevator's stuck

Rizzo and Pepe: So if you don't mind friendly animals and can learn to stand the smell, hokay?

The Dormies: Well, welcome home, to the Muppet Dorms Hotel.

(Dialogue) Ruahnna: Y'know, I may be mistaken but the bellhops look like bats.
Ed: You should see the chambermaids!

(a couple of bats fly by)

The Dormies: Welcome home (welcome home),
Welcome home (welcome home),
No matter where you wander you will never do as well

Herry & Grover: Okay, the lobby's looking cute and it's got a nice set up

Little Bird: And the whole place was build by Sully and Biff.

Mokey & Red: Still the management is cheerfull and the whole place isn't still

The Dormies: Well, welcome home, to the Muppet Dorms Hotel.

(Dialogue)Miss Piggy: You guys live here?!

Oscar the Grouch: Yea! What's it to you.....pig?! *laughs about it*

*Piggy looks in discuss*

Janice: Uh just about but we're still trying to get our Jacuzzis back.

(Cookie Monster takes this opportunity to run room to room looking for cookies)

Ruahnna: What's wrong with that guy?

Daughterdeadly: Raiding the rooms for cookies. (whispers) Watch out for him.

Ruahnna: Oh. *thumbs up*.

Big Bird (with Snuffy, Telly, Roista and the Birdkteers)
Oh, there are fraggles (there are fraggles)
And there are monsters (there are monsters)

Gobo: Sure, we have our little problems but you'll never have to wait.

Ruahnna: You got every kind of critter,

Emmet Otter: We got every kind of pest,

Kyle: But we treat 'em all as equals just like any other person

The Dormies: Though you're cleaner than the others, still as far as we can tell, You'll fit right in at Muppet Dorms Hotel!

Ruahnna and Miss Piggy: We'll fit right in.......at the Muppet Dorms Hotel!!

(music ends)

Cute...... Cute song. Lol.

 

[BEAR]

Big Bird: They'll love this! (leaves 4 slices of cake outside Kyle's door)

 

[Katzi428]

HEY PRAIRIEEEEE!!!!
Prairie:Kath!You're back!How was it up in New York?
Oh it was great. My brother was really surprised with his surprise party
Prairie:Excellent!How's the rest of your crew in New York?
Fabulous.My niece is as cute as a button.And I'm going to her kindergarten graduation next month with my mom.
Prairie:Wow..that's great!You're gonna be real busy for the next couple of months.Your niece's kindergarten graduation next month,then Disney World with your former sister in law & her family,then Missouri in August to see your aunt & then your cruise in September!You're a real traveling gal!
Yeah...you might say that. Wanna see what I bought?
Prairie:Sure.
*taking out The Best Of The Electric Company out of my suitcase*Ta da!!
Prairie:Yippee!You got it!
Yep...we'll watch it in a few minutes.

 

[BEAR]

Rosita: I heard that Kathy is back from her vacation. I think I will take down a couple slices of cake for her to share with Prairie Dawn. Is that okay?
Bry: Go for it!
Rosita: Okay. Adios! (runs downstairs to Kathy's room)

 

[tvlistingman]

PETER: Guess what

LITTLE BIRD: What is it?

ELMO: Can you tell me?

ZOE: What is it?

PETER: Bryan is graduating

ELMO: Oh good for him

LITTLE BIRD: Now what are we going to do for graduation for him

ZOE: Uh, why don't we go to the mall to get him something okay

PETER: Tomorrow

ELMO: Tomorrow sounds good (feeds his fish)