Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[BEAR]

Telly: Zzzzzz...
Bry: Good. Now that we got Telly safe and inside for the night...
Big Bird: Though he never really spilled what was bothering him.
Bry: That's because he was curled up in a ball fast asleep in the corner of the downstairs common room. Maybe he'll talk to us tomorrow. Speaking of sleep, I think it's time for us to get to sleep too.
Big Bird: Right. Goodnight, Bryan.
Bry: Night, Big Bird.

 

[The Count]

*Voiceover: The dorms were brought to you by the letter X and the number 4.

 

[redBoobergurl]

Wanda: Did you guys see poor Telly wandering around last night?
Beth: Yeah, poor guy
Abby: What's the matter with him?
Beth: I don't know, Bryan and his other roommates are a little confused about it
Abby: I hope he figures it out, he's one of my good friends
Beth: Yeah, I know. So, are you guys game to finish Christmas shopping this weekend?
Red: Well, all I've got left is gifts for you guys, so I'll be shopping without each of you
Beth: No problem. Abby? Wanda?
Wanda: I can go with you
Abby: Me too
Beth: All right, it's a plan.

 

[The Count]

OK... Gonna bathe and get dressed, heading off to campus to work on one of my exams, though I'll probably be working on it during the weekend as well.

Hope Sis finds someone to look after her roommate and to carry out her gift-giving plans if she's not going to be here for Christmas.

*Walks off muttering/talking to self: Well, if she's not going to be here... Guess I could start the bats in earnest. The problem is how to integrate the rest of the fiends and monsters and such...
*Closes door to the bathrooms and goes ahead with the daily shower before getting dressed in the locked lavatory.

 

[christyb]

Christy: *walks past Eduardo muttering* Wha??

Skeeter: Don't ask me...finals week.

Christy: True. I've got well a lot of makeup stuff I'm behind on and then one more test.

Skeeter: I finished this morning. Have you decided on what to change your major to yet?

Christy: Not yet. My parents are leaving it up to me for the first time...which is really nice. I'm torn between English Lit and Broadcasting

Skeeter: Ouch, your two favorite things. No wonder you're torn.

Christy: First things is first...these revisions that have to be handed in to my professor in a few hours. I'm off with my laptop to a common room and work.

Skeeter: Fun stuff. I'll see ya later. I'm going downtown to look at all the store Christmas displays. We were in such a hurry when we went shopping I didn't get a good look.

Christy: Okay see ya!

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: *wraps present and ties bow, not Beau*
Beau: *ties bow, not Bo*
Bobo: *ties two bows, not Bobo*
Bean: *ties ears in a bow*

 

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: <Marches into room 24, puts down photo album, and drops two bags>
Rowlf: Oh, hey, Lisa!
Chef: Leerungle shmerna! Groongle-
Rowlf: How's your day going?
Chef: Shmoogla benjuufendonglu-
Rowlf: You know we still need to-
Chef: Ringen ja koucken birna-
Rowlf: And Robin's at-
Chef: Skreempnavla boonjie boonjie-
Lisa: STOP!
Rowlf and Chef: ...........
Lisa: For your own safety, I suggest you don't talk to me until I've had a nice big glass of milk and thoroughly beaten up an imaginary villain or two.
Rowlf: <Points and walks> I'll be over there...
Chef: <points and walks> Ja shmoonya um de hur de hur...

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: *taps on Lisa's door* Hey girl. Look, I got a big bag of pocorn for you...I'm going to leave it outisde the door and back away slowly, ok?

 

[The Count]

Good to be back home. The computer at campus's dead, the tek guys will fix it tomorrow I hope.
Uncle Deadly: Did someone say "dead"?
Just a figure of speech.
Count: Didn't know speeches could have figures.
You've been hanging around Lisa again?
Count: No, Uncle Deadly and I vere just reading some of her past stories.
Oh OK, I hope she updats soon. Might have a talk with Ru if she's online...

Well, if you guys had dinner, I suggest we turn our attentions to the forum and some TV before going to sleep.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

(Gang is lounging around in pajamas)

Nora: So what's everyone doing tomorrow?
MN: I have to make some more cookies, and some bread. Both are for an upcoming party. And I really need to get in some guitar practice and do some writing.
Storyteller: I'm working on a new anthology of the legends of the Merggles.
Nora: I promised Cait and Stu that I'd take them both shopping for presents, so I'm going to be busy...what's all that blue fuzz on the floor?
MN: Rats. I thought I'd vacuumed it all up.
Storyteller: Oh, Erin, is this another one of your projects?
MN: Yeah, I'm making myself a bathrobe. The material feels nice but when it's not secured at the edges, it sheds worse than a vitamin-deficient sheepdog.
Nora: Woof. So you're serious about learning to sew now.
MN: Yeah, it keeps me busy and out of trouble when I'm not out on assignment.
Storyteller: That's excellent, excellent. Which reminds me, I still haven't finished that caftan...