Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[christyb]

*finishes stacking boxes in front of the hole*

Skeeter: Remind me to get Biff and Sully fix that before next Christmas.

Christy: It would make wrapping easier.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

MN: Sorry I couldn't make the fete; I was out running errands all day. But I have, for Sadie, a really nice watered-silk tunic in a shade of forest green.
Nora: Think she'd also like some of the gingerbread cookies you're working on?
MN: Oh, sure.
Storyteller: That explains why there are floury fingerprints all over the doorknob here.
MN: Okay, guilty as charged. Nora, would you start making some hot chocolate? The really good kind that has some peppermint in it?
Nora: Sure.
Storyteller: I'll run that tunic and a plate of cookies over to room 5.

(returns sometime later)

Storyteller: Erin, heads up. I ran into Richard out in the hallway. He said he could smell the cookies from several blocks away and he's coming in.
MN: Well, you know he's got a formidable sweet tooth. Did you mention that I was going to smear some bittersweet chocolate on the back of some of these?
Storyteller: No. He smelled that too.
MN: And I haven't even started melting the chocolate. The man's nose must be psychic. (knock on door) Nora, I need some of those cookies for a party. Hide about two dozen of them, okay?

 

[Skeeter Muppet]

Kim: I just delivered our present to Sadie, guys. I think she's going to like that "tea-for-one" teapot and the box of peppermint tea we got her.
Boober: Kim, can we wrap our gifts today?
Kim: Which gifts, your ones to each other or your Secret Santa gifts?
Roomies: Secret Santa!
Gillis: It would be kind of foolish to wrap our gifts for each other when we're all in the same room now, wouldn't it?
Kim: Yeah, it would. Okay then, you guys get your Secret Santa presents, and I'll get the wrapping paraphernalia.
Tosh: The wrapping what?
Kim: Stuff. The wrapping stuff. *pulls wrapping paper, tissue paper, bows, etc. out of a corner of the closet, then shuts and locks their door* Don't want anyone peeking in on us now, do we? *turns around* Wow, I guess Christmas shopping went pretty well on Friday, huh?
Betty Lou: Yeah, we got some really good stuff. I just know _____ is going to love this ______.
Kim: Good. Tosh, how did helping Beast with shopping go?
Tosh: It went okay. Took a bit of convincing to keep him from buying something from the pet store, but I think _____ is going to love what we picked out.
Kim: Great. Well, lets get these present wrapped, guys.
Boober: *whispering to Gillis* We're going to wrap Kim's presents while she's at work tonight, right?
Gillis: *whispering back* Right.

-Kim

 

[The Count]

Count, on the organ in our room so the music carries out to the hall...: Oh there's no place like home for the holidays... For the holidays... Yes, the holidays, no place can beat home sweet home.

 

[Katzi428]

*sigh*sadly burying my head under the covers
Prairie:Oh Kath....you still feeling lousy?
Uh huh...I hate this!
Prairie:I know....I know rubbing my shoulder soothingly Is it your head,your teeth or your ears?
Teeth and ears.A bit of my head too. I'll be finding a new neurologist and getting a dentist.
Prairie:Want some Jello? I have some little packs in the kitchen.
Yeah...but I'll have it later.
Prairie:All right.You rest in the meantime.

 

[BEAR]

Bry: Okay, guys! Time to go out shopping!
Big Bird: Bryan, can we go to the bookstore?
Bry: If that's where you need to go, then sure.
Big Bird: Oh good!
Ernie: Good idea, Big Bird. I may go there for my gift too. Then again, maybe I'll go with something a little different.
Bert: Well, my shopping won't be hard at all. It'll be a piece of cake!
Ernie: I know he'll like that, Bert! Khekhekhe!
Bry: (laughs at the pun) Hey, Telly! You ready!?
Telly: I guess so...
Big Bird: What's wrong, Telly?
Telly: I just don't know what to get for my Secret Santa friend.
Bry: Oh...Well, don't worry, Telly. I'm sure you'll come up with something. We have all day to shop.
Telly: (sigh) Okay...
Bry: Let's go!
(All 5 of us go out to the mall)

 

[BEAR]

(Bernice the Pigeon swoops down to the basement window of room #6 with a packet of peppermint tea in his beak)

 

[Katzi428]

(Bernice the Pigeon swoops down to the basement window of room #6 with a packet of peppermint tea in his beak)

Prairie:Awww...thanks Bernice!clipping a note to Bernice's wing :Thanks for the tea for tea for Kathy,guys! *sending Bernice back on her way* Kathy...Bernice dropped off a packet of peppermint tea from her ,Bryan and the others.
Awwww.....that was nice of them. I'll fix myself some.
Prairie:Still want the Jello?
Yeah...a bit later.Thanks Prairie.

 

[The Count]

Hmmm... I'll just leave this here for Kathy.
UD: Some soothing green tea?
No... Besides, that's saved for very special company.
UD: Fright you are.

*Leaves a container of chicken tortilla broth for Kathy, the tortilla chips at the bottom already softened so that it doesn't bother her teeth that much.

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *sneaks into lobby* Man I've missed this place. I'm ready to come home.
Gonzo: *falls from the ceiling* Well that's good! We've missed you!
Ryan: Gah! Gonzo you have GOT to quit doing that!
Gonzo: Haha! Whatever you say Ryguy! It's great to have you back bud!
Ryan: Well you know Gonzo, I'm not COMPLETELY back. I'll just be in and out sporadically.
Gonzo: That's okay, I love spores! Haha!
Ryan: Good grief...Anyway, you know we've got this Secret Santa list we need to finish. Why don't you round up the gang and we'll head out on a little shopping adventure.
Gonzo: Way ahead of you! Okay guys! C'mon out!
Clifford: It's about time, I had feathers down my throat!
Camilla: Brawk bagawk!
Uncle Deadly: And I was perched very comfortably.
Ryan: Heh! It's great to see you guys again! Ready to go?
All: Yeah!