Big Bird: Hmm...is it possible to be sick and tired of being sick and tired?
Ernie: Well, Gonzo once said that it's tiring being run over by tractor tires over and over again as he blows his nose into a plastic tuba.
Bry: And that's pretty sick.
Ernie: So I think it's possible.
Bert: (unclipping the note from Bernice's wing) Thank you, Bernice.
Bernice: *Coo coo*
Bert: Look, guys. Kathy thanked us for the tea.
Bry: Oh, good. I hope it makes her feel a little better.
Bert: Poor Kathy. She hasn't been doing well at all lately.
Big Bird: No, but it's almost Christmas! Maybe that will help lift her spirits!
Bry: Yeah, we already got most of our Secret Santa shopping done, right?
Telly: (depressed) Some of us. (Telly goes outside and takes a mopy walk through the dorms)
Bry: Telly...?
(All the other roomies are puzzled and concerned)