Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: All right, all set for tonight!
Abby: I hope Betty Lou likes this make your own rag doll kit we got her
Beth: I think she will
Red: What did you get Robin?
Wanda: the game Crainium Caboo which is a kids version of Cranium
Red: That sounds like fun!
Beth: Saving the best for last, we have here for our buddy Ryan the Sesame Street Old School DVD!
Red: He'll love that!
Abby: So now what?
Beth: Now we wait for the party to start!

 

[Katzi428]

We won't be able to be here tonight (I'm having company) Soooo....
wrapped up book about frogs in fiction for Robin
play tea set for Miss Betty Lou
&
a shirt from the Carribbean for Ryan!

 

[BEAR]

Bry: Hmm...I can't remember what I did with those birthday presents.
Telly: They aren't where you normally hide presents?
Bry: Huh?
Telly: In the closet.
Bry: No, I hid them somewhere else this time.
Big Bird: Gee, you hid them so well, you can't even find where you hid them!

 

[theprawncracker]

Me: Okay guys, either this party needs to start soon, or I'm gonna have to be terribly fashionably late.
Gonzo: Since when are you fashionable?
Me: Very funny Gonzo.
Cantus: But Ryan my friend, where could you possibly be going on this night of such joyous partying in your honor?
Me: I've got my real life party with my real life friends to get to...But it's over at 11.
Clifford: Dude, everybody knows that parties are better after hours! Heh heh!
Uncle Deadly: Indeed. The darkness adds to the creepyness factor of it all! Bwa ha ha ha!
Mahna Mahna: Mahna Manha ha ha ha!
Lew Zealand: What they said.
Me: Don't be coy with me fish boy.
Lew: Why would I be koi with you? I'd much rather be carp! Ha ha!
Eduardo Penguin: I'll take either. I'm starving.
Camilla: Bragawk!
Me: What have I gotten myself into?

 

[The Count]

*Working on some horror d'euvers. OK, the eggs go here... and the devilled ham... Wait, didn't I just put the eggs there? And, what's that ham... oh no, they're gathering in mass... plotting to murder the crudite... Save yourself, quick form a cross out of toothpicks!
Count: You've been vatching that Robin Williams movie again, haven't you?
Yeah... He's the greatest. But kidding aside.

Guys, you know parties here are mostly scheduled for Fridays so they can go on into the weekend. And so long as you're here gathered by the tolling of the witching hour...
Then the master surprise will go off without a hitchcock.
Ry... Here's your gift, got you a um, now what did I get? Oh it's... um, Count, what did we get him?
Count, whispers in ears.
Oh yeah. The Muppet Show Season 2, had extra copies from my buddy up north all with their glossy insert cards and gutsied up packaging.
See you here around midnight? Better be here, or you'll have Uncle Deadly to deal with.
*Goes back to prepping the monster menu.

 

[BEAR]

(Calling Ed from Hooper's Store)
Bry: Hey, Ed. Just wondering if you need me to bring back anything for the party tonight. I'll be closing up the store in a couple hours. Let me know!

 

[The Count]

*Answering phone... Well... Kyle and Kim are taking care of the stuff we need for the party's main meal and additional snacks at the booths. Erin's got the I-scream... Could use an extra pack of apples though, and a pack of hardening sudsy creamer. Oh, hope you guys will have some frightful fun here this weekend. Trying to come up with something original each year is a bit hard, but I do so love it.

 

[Katzi428]

Surprise!
Prairie:Kathy!You're back!
Rosita:Yeah....I thought you were having company.
Well...yes and no.
Rosita:What do you mean?
Well...my friend was supposed to come over tonight with her parents.But she chose to stay home and read.
Prairie:Ooohh....that was rude of her!
Not really Prairie.We've had problems lately with each other & I really didn't want to see her. So it's for the best.
Rosita:Well...I'm sorry you and your amiga have been having trouble with each other.But I'm glad you're back.
Prairie:Me too!
Thanks girls.

 

[BEAR]

Bry: Okay, Ed. Will grab some apples and the creamer and bring it back to the Dorms. Should be there soon.

 

[TogetherAgain]

Robin: <Hopping around> What'd'ja get me? What'd'ja get me? What'd'ja get me?
Lisa: I'm STILL not gonna tell you...
Robin: But Liiiiiiiisaaaaaa! My birthday was DAYS ago!!!!
Lisa: And the party's tonight.
Robin: Please tell me?
Lisa: Robin, the whole point of getting a birthday present is to rip the paper off and get all excited to see what it is right then and there and not one moment sooner!
Robin: So you're not gonna tell me?
Lisa: Nope.
Robin: <sigh> Okay... Hey Rowlf?
Rowlf: Hm?
Robin: What'd'ja get me what'd'ja get me what'd'ja get me???
Rowlf: You'll like it.
Robin: But what is it?
Rowlf: It's some kind of noun.
Robin: A what?
Rowlf: Person, place, thing, or idea.
Robin: But what KIND of person place thing or idea?
Rowlf: Pardon?
Robin: What kind of person place thing or idea is it?
Rowlf: At the moment, it is a subject. But a few seconds ago it was a predicate noun.
Robin: ...Huh?...
Lisa: You've been looking at my grammar homework, haven't you?
Rowlf: Yup.
Robin: Hey Chef? What'd'ja get me?
Chef: SCHVEAR DE HOO DE BURSKEY! <beats something with a cleaver>
Robin: ...Um... Never mind... <backs away slowly>