Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: Oh chill, Gonz, there's only one kid, and he's not even mine. ...And besides, he's my brother, too. ...Er... Yes.
Rowlf: And I thought we Muppets were crazy.
Lisa: You are.
Rowlf: Compared to you?
Lisa: Don't ask.

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: Please don't ask. And don't tell my girl either...
Clifford: Your girl?
Ryan: *ahem*

 

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: OOH, gettin' poSESSive! <Giggles> <sings> So, put another log on the fire... <strolls away>

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: Hey! Don't you stroll away from me Fran! I still haven't gotten my prime rib!!

 

[BEAR]

Ernie: (opens Ryan's door) She said "Yes"? Bert, she said "Yes"!
Bert: That's great. Umm... who's "she"?
Ernie: I dunno, but who cares! She said "Yes!" Woohoo!
Bert: Ernie, what did I tell you about minding your--
Ernie: (shaking Ryan's hand) Congratulations, Ryan!
Bert: Yeah...Congratulations. What am I doing here? I don't even know who "she" is or why I'm congratulating it. (to Lisa) Are you the "she"?
Ernie: Khekhekhe!!

 

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: <Runs back and whacks Prawnie over the head with a frying pan>
Chef: YAGURL PAN DE PAN MINE!
Lisa: Yeah, whatever. <Hands Chef his pan and strolls away again> <sings> Then go out to the car, and change the tire...

 

[Katzi428]

sigh I'm thinking of quitting Fran's Fragrant Flowers,girls.
Prairie:What? Why?
Prairie...I've taken way too many sick days off since November. It's not fair to Fran for me to be a no-show.Sooner or later she'll have to fire me anyway.
Rosita:Kathy...you're being silly.Every day Fran asks how you are and says she misses you.
Really?
Rositacrossing her heart:Cross my heart.Please don't quit.
I'll call Fran in the morning and talk to her.
Prairie:Only if you want to.She's going to convince you to stay,I can tell you that much.
You think so?
Prairie:Yep...I think so.
Rosita:Me too.
Thanks for the pep talk,you two. I'm gonna head to bed.
Prairie:Need help?Wasn't your mom supposed to show up with that walker?
I got a call from my mom earlier.She said she'll be going to a different pharmacy that has them.The one that my sister went to first didn't have them. If you girls want to help me,it's up to you. Just hope I don't fall.
Rosita:OK Kath. Ready Prairie?
Prairie:All clear on this end. One...two..three...,and HEAVE!
they help me to my room
Thanks girls. Goodnight.
Prairie:If you need us in the middle of the night,let us know.
Gotcha.See you tomorrow! Hey....what's the commotion outside?
Rosita:It's Ryan!Did he tell you he was going to ask some girl out?
Yeah....oh wow!She must've said yes! Dang foot. I'll be in touch with him to congratulate him!

 

[Leyla]

<Jimmy bursts in abruptly>

Jimmy: Did ah hear someone infringin' on mah copyrights?<

<Leyla bolts in after him> Oh, excuse me guys. Congrats Prawnie... JIMMY! What are you doing!

Jimmy: Ahm protectin' mah personal properties, that's what.

Leyla: Shel Siverstein wrote that poem, not you! Now c'mon home now and I make dinner.

Jimmy: Well... will you cook me up some bacon and some beans?

Leyla: Yes...

Jimmy: Oh, great... and then could you go out to the car and change the tire?

Leyla: I guess so..

Jimmy: And wash my socks and change my old blue jeans?

Leyla: Save me...

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: Gonzo, evasive manuever 81A!
Gonzo: Which 81A?
Ryan: The one where we save Leyla!
Gonzo: Oh yeah! *tackles Jimmy*
Ryan: RUN LEYLA!!

 

[BEAR]

(ooc: By the way, I just noticed a triple ziffle by me, Lisa, and Kathy! Don't think I've ever seen that before)