Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[BEAR]

Telly: Oh. Hi, Oscar! Candy? I get it! This is to thank me for the great Secret Santa presents I gave you for Christmas, huh. You didn't have to do that! (opens up the candy)...

 

[Katzi428]

Hey girls hobbling into the room with a boot-like immobilizer on my foot
Prairie:KATHY!Oh gracious!
Rositagetting up from her chair, taking my arm and helping me sit down Where is that sandal you were wearing?
The doctor said that my foot is fractured after all.So I need to wear this thing all the time except for when I shower.
Rosita:Even to bed?
Yeah. Plus I need to get a walker.
Prairie:Oh Kath!getting tears in her eyes
Prairie...Rosita...come here...both of you.putting my arms around the girls and hugging them Listen to me.I've been through much worse in my life.You know that.I'll survive! Always have & always will. I promise!

 

[BEAR]

Telly: (opens the box of candy from Oscar and a scary grouch jack-in-the-box type clown pops out) AAAAAHHHHH!!!! (drops the box and runs away)

 

[theprawncracker]

Clifford: Where's Ryan?
Gonzo: Hauled up in his room with the door locked.
Uncle Deadly: And he's been constantly text messaging for two hours.
Camilla: Brawk bawk bycuk bragawk.
Gonzo: Yup. Lady troubles.
Uncle Deadly: Methinks there may be some male troubles as well.
Clifford: Figures.
Gonzo: Hmm... So it's probably Lisa's fault, right?
Uncle Deadly: How do you figure?
Gonzo: Well they ARE married, aren't they?
Clifford: Good greif.
Camilla: Bawk brawk!
Gonzo: I think it would be best if we just left him alone, c'mon gang.

 

[The Count]

So... No chance of more fanfic from the prawn tonight huh?
Hmmm, maybe he just needs some space. And some ideas. And more story to actually post.
Oh well... *Flicks on the TV to watch some late night programming.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Nora: Sounds like Ryan's not feeling to great.
MN: Well, ya know, it's been one of those days. I nearly drowned and froze to death on my way back from art class.
Storyteller: Yeah, and (snerk-k-k-k) I think I'b cubbing down wid a code.
MN: Wid a code...hmm, is that some spy flick I haven't heard about?
Storyteller: (sneeze, sniffle) Berry fubny.
Nora: I think she means the upper respiratory infection.
MN: I know she means the upper respiratory infection. I just can't resist making a bad joke. Go put your feet up, Storyteller, and I'll bring you some radish tea.
(Storyteller sneezes and sniffles some more, and retreats to her hut)

 

[BEAR]

Bry: I'm gonna go ask Herry if he wants to go to the gym with me.
Telly: To the gym?
Bry: Yeah. You know, the place where you go and exercise.
Telly: Oh, right!
Bry: You wanna come?
Telly: No thanks. I got enough exercise running away from that grouch-in-the-box!
Bry: Haha! Okay, Telly. See ya later!

 

[theprawncracker]

Gonzo: *presses ear up to door*
Clifford: Hear anything man?
Gonzo: Shh! Wait... I hear the typing of fingers!
Camilla: Brawk?
Gonzo: *whispers* He... Stopped.
All: *silent*
*door flies open and Gonzo goes flying across the room*
Ryan and Gonzo: YAAAAAAAAHOO!!!!
Clifford: ...Well that's certainly a change of tone.
Ryan: SHE SAID YES!
Uncle Deadly: ...Say again?
Ryan: SHE SAID YES!
Clifford: Yeah, we heard. So did the rest of the Dorms.
Ryan: *squeezes Clifford, Uncle Deadly and Camilla into a hug* Oh I love you guys!
Gonzo: *climbs in from hole in the wall* What about me?
Ryan: ...Did you make that hole?
Gonzo: Indirectly, yes.
Ryan: ...I'll think about it.

 

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: <knocks on Prawnie's door> Mazel tov, half!

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: LISA!! ...Why didn't you just use the hole? Oh wait, cause you're a half, you can't use whole... Um... Yeah, thanks!
Gonzo: Ryan, you're dating?! Aren't you married to Lisa?! What will the kids think?!