Fan-Fic: Muppet High

[theprawncracker]

Muppet High Chapter 6:

(Kermit is seen walking by himself down a crowded hallway)

Kermit: (humming "Rainbow Connection") Oh boy I can't wait to show Rowlf how much I've practiced playing his song!

(Stops at a locker and opens it)

Kermit: Hmm, I geuss I have gym next. Gotta get my spare clothes. (he rumages around his locker) Oh here they are! (pulls out shorts and a t-shirt) Well, Gonzo and Fozzie don't have gym with me. So I geuss I'll have to talk to Rizzo and Pepe.

Gonzo: Well, if I'm not in this chapter, I think I'll go use the little Whatever's room.:end Gonzo

comentary: Okay.:end comentary

(Kermit shuts his locker and starts to walk down the hallway when suddenly...)

Piggy: Hey watch it! You made me drop all my books!

Kermit: Oh gee, I'm sorry, here let me pick them up for you. (Picks up books, then looks up) Hi Piggy...

comentary: You do know that Kermit did not see Piggy until after he picked up her books right?:end comentary

Piggy: Hello um, what was your name again?

Kermit: I'm Kermit, Kermit the Frog. We have the same homeroom.

Piggy: Yes, well um, um, he he. Well Kermit what brings you to this neck of the hall?

Kermit: I was on my way to gym class. But I'm glad I bumped into you Piggy, there's something I've been needing to ask you.

Piggy: Oh really? And what might that be? Short, Green, and Handsome.

Kermit: Well, I was wondering if...

comentary: And here's Kermit's first failed attempt at asking Piggy to the dance.:end comentary

(Enter...)

Clifford: Hey Piggy! You comin' or what?

Annie Sue: Yeah, stop talking to that loser and let's go!

comentary: You know, I've never seen Annie Sue before, I just knew she was Piggy's rival and a fellow pig, so I threw her in there.:end comentary

Piggy: Oh oh, coming! Sorry Kermit we'll have to talk later!

(Piggy runs off to catch up with her freinds.)

Kermit: Good greif...

(Enter...)

Statler: Hey kid, looks like your bacon just ran out!

Waldorf: Yeah and the ham to!

Both: Do ho ho ho!

comentary: Yeah, I had to recycle a joke from MFS, but I think it worked.:end comentary

Kermit: Who are you?

Statler: I'm glad you asked that shorty!

Waldorf: Hit it!

We are...

The most dreadful, horrible,
Repulsive, people in the school!
We don't like the kids we're surrounded by!
That's why we make them eat gruel!

We are...

The worst example of human beings that you'll ever meet.
No matter where you are!
From Fraggle Rock to Sesame Street!
We're the Principals!

Waldorf: Yeah, except you can take out "pals" at the end!

Both: Do ho ho ho!

We're old!
And iritable!
We're cold!
And never cheerful!

We are the Principals!!!

comentary: I totally ad-libbed that whole song, but I loved it. It just popped right out of my head you know?:end comentary

Kermit: Wow. That was... um... interesting?

Statler: Now! Aren't you late for something?

Kermit: Yeah, Gym.

Waldorf: Then get moving! Before we give you detention!

Kermit: Yes sirs! (runs off)

&: Do ho ho ho!

comentary: Kermit, scared of Statler and Waldorf, hmmm... that's different:end comentary

 

[TogetherAgain]

I like it. So is Gonzo going to come back in the chapter? Just out of curiosity. Hm, or is someone else going to come? Or, is he going to come, and bring someone else with him? Oh, now I'm impatiently waiting for the next chapter. It's de ja vue all over again!

 

[theprawncracker]

Muppet High Chapter 7:

Gonzo: I'm back, and look who I found reading the Count's fan-fic! It's Uncle Deadly!: end Gonzo

UD: Hello to all of you frightful people out there!: end UD

comentary: Hey UD glad you could make it, I was about to dedicate this chapter to you, since you helped me write it!:end comentary

(Kermit is seen passing through the gym doors)

Kermit: Sheesh, Piggy didn't even care that I was talking to her...

(He sees Pepe and Rizzo talking)

Pepe: No way! I have de most beautiful body! Hokay? Not jew!

Gonzo: That is so Pepe.:end Gonzo

Rizzo: Ehhh, think what ya want. Hey there's Kermit!

Pepe: Who?

Rizzo: The frog from the detention party.

Pepe: Oh! Froggy man! nice to see you again. Hokay?

Kermit: Hi guys hows it goin'?

Pepe: Good, how's it going with jew and de pig? Hokay?

Kermit: Not so good, she didn't even seem to care that I was talking to her...

Rizzo: Well just keep trying man. We're here for ya.

Kermit: Thanks guys that really...

comentary: This sortta copies off of Rizzo's line at the beginning MFS, except instead of Rizzo falling asleep, Pepe interupts.:end comentary

Pepe: So Ritzo, what do you think of dat Annie Sue? She's a real fox! Hokay?

Rizzo: Yeah I know!

Kermit: Sheesh.

(Enter...)

Sweetums(wearing a blue and white t-shirt, blue shorts, and a blue baseball cap): Alright kids, settle down! Today my assistant's gonna teach ya'll how to play Ultimate Frisbee.

UD: Hey, that was my idea wasn't it? Excellent!:end UD

Rizzo: Assitant?

(Enter...)

Lew Zeland(wearing the same as Sweetums): Hiya kids! My name is Lew Zeland! And these (points to bucket) are my boomerang fish! Observe! I throw them a way, and then, they come back to me!

comentary: That was your idea to UD:end comentary

(When the fish flys back, Lew misses the catch and the fish lands in Sweetums' mouth and he eats it)

Lew: Hey! Give me back Darla!

Sweetums: Quiet Lew! You've gotta teach 'em how to play Ultimate Frisbee!

Lew: Fine... So, all you do is throw the frisbee a way, but it does not come back to you, unfortunatley, so, if your partner catches it and is past the goal line, you score a point. Got it?

Class: Yeah, sure, whatever.

Lew: Good! Now, I need team captains, hmm, Hogthrob and... Mr. the Frog!

Kermit: Me?

Lew: Yeah now come on, Hogthrob you pick first.

(They both walk to the front and stand by Lew)

Link: Clifford, naturally. (When Clifford comes to stand by Link they high-five)

Kermit: Um... Pepe?

Pepe: Me?!? Ha ha ha! I wasn't picked last! Hokay?

Link: That's pathetic! I pick Crazy Harry!

Harry: Crazy Harry play frisbee!!! Ah ha ha!

Kermit: Rizzo?

Rizzo: Sweet!

Link: You have no perception of sports prowess do you? Wait, what? Oh who cares, I pick Old Tom!

comentary: I thought that line really sounded like dumb ol' Link.:end comentary

Kermit(to Pepe): What's up with him?

Pepe: Oh, he's been held back for years. Don't worry about him. Hokay?

Kermit: I pick... (scans crowd) um... you with the beard.

(Enter...)

Jim Henson muppet: Oh, you can call me Jim.

Kermit: Don't I know you from somewhere?

Jim: No, I don't think so...

Gonzo: Did we ever figure out why Kermit knew him?:end Gonzo

UD: I never did.:end UD

comentary: Umm...:end comentary

Link: Deadly I pick you!

Uncle Deadly(to camera): Don't worry folks, this will be a frightfully small cameo apperance.

UD: And that it was!:end comentary

(They continue picking until everyone's picked and then they play...)

Kermit: You guys played horrible!

Pepe: Well jew don't have much room to talk. Hokay? Jew weren't much of a John Elway yourself. Hokay?

Rizzo: John Elway plays football, not Ultimate Frisbee.

Pepe: Whatever.

Kermit:Sheesh, I can't believe we lost to that Link guy.

Rizzo: Yeah, and would you believe that he has the nerve to ask Piggy to the dance?

Kermit: What?!?

Pepe: De plot thickens. Hokay?

comentary: This actually wasn't the first time I used that line, I used it in Muppet Central the Movie first. I think it got more attention here though.:end comentary

UD: Well, The Count's fan-fic was really getting good, so I think I'll return to those shadows if you don't mind Ryan my friend.:end UD

comentary: Alright, catch ya later UD!:end comentary

 

[The Count]

Great going Ryan. And nice to know UD's been reading the other stories here. As for mine, sorry I haven't posted anything new in a while. Been taking it easy and working on a couple other things, like new castle creatures for a different thing in my mind's eye. Maybe I'll try to get another chapter up tomorrow, though I don't guarantee anything at this moment.

 

[theprawncracker]

Muppet High Chapter 8:

(Kermit, Gonzo and Fozzie are seen walking down an empty hallway)

Gonzo: I can't believe that jerk Hogthrob's gonna ask Piggy out!

Gonzo: You know, Link really isn't a bad guy, in fact we had lunch the other day. It ended early though. Maybe I shouldn't have ordered bacon bits with my salad...:end Gonzo

Fozzie: Yeah that's down right mean of him!

Kermit: Don't worry guys, I'll think of something... eventually.

Fozzie: So do you have band today?

Kermit: Uh huh, I've been practicing alot. I hope Rowlf likes it.

Gonzo: Well good luck Kerm, see ya tomorrow.

(Kermit stops at the band room and Gonzo and Fozzie start walking away)

Fozzie: So, how was math class?

Gonzo: Better than disecting a frog in Biology!

Fozzie: Oh I doubt that!

commentary: Did I write that? That's kinda funny!:end commentary

Kermit: Sheesh...

(He goes into the band room)

Floyd: Hey green stuff! What's shakin'?

Kermit: Hey Floyd, hey guys.

Rowlf: Hey Kermit good to see you again, have you been practicin'?

Kermit: Night and day Rowlf do you wanna hear some of it?

Rowlf: Sounds good.

Animal: PLAY SONG! PLAY SONG!

Kermit: Alright, alright I'm going! Sheesh!

(Kermit sits on a chair and tunes his banjo)

commentary: I love this song!:end commentary

Gonzo: Me to, let's sing along!:end Gonzo

commentary: Do I have to type all that again?:end commentary

Gonzo: No, they'll never know the difference:end Gonzo

Why are there so many songs about rainbows,
And what's on the other side?
Rainbows are visions but only illusions.
And rainbows have nothing to hide.
So we've been told and some chose to be leave it.
I know their wrong wait and see...

Someday we'll find it, the Rainbow Connection,
The lovers, the dreamers and me!

Dr.Teeth: Mind if we cut in?

Janice: Like can you get behind it?

(The band starts to join in with their instruments with only Kermit singing)

Who said that every wish would be heard and answered,
When wished on the morning stars?
Somebody thought of that and someone believed it.
And look what it's done so far!

(Rowlf walks next to Kermit and starts to sing)

Rowlf: What's so amazin' that keeps us star gazin'?
And what do we think we might see?

Kermit: Someday we'll find it, the Rainbow Connection,
the lovers, the dreamers and me!

All of us under it's spell, we know that it's probably magic!

Have you been half asleep?
And have you heard voices?

Rowlf: I've heard them callin' my name.
Is this the sweet sound,
That calls the young sailors?

Kermit: The voice might be one in the same!
I've heard it to many times to ignore it,
It's something that I'm s'poused to be!

Everyone: Someday we'll find it, the Rainbow Connection,
The lovers, the dreamers and...

Kermit: Me! La da da da de da do, la da, da da da de da, doooo!

Rowlf: Kermit, that was wonderful!

Janice: Like rully!

Dr.Teeth: Well, I think this would be the perfect time to ask you if you'd like to play along side us, The Electric Mayhem, during the big dance on Friday?

Kermit: Me really?

Floyd: Yeah man! Your banjo would be awesome with the sweet mellow tunes of our instruments!

Kermit: Well, I was kinda gonna ask someone to the dance with me...

Janice: Well, if you can't like jam with us the whole night, then why don't you just play "Rainbow Connection" on stage at the end of the night? Fer surely.

commentary: What a great idea!:end commentary

Kermit: That's a great idea! Then, I can make a shout out to Piggy while I'm on stage! Thanks guys!

commentary: De ja vue!:end commentary

Animal: SHOUT OUT! SHOUT OUT!

Rowlf: Alright, alright, it's time for the rest of you to practice. You guys still need alot of practice before Friday!

Dr.Teeth: To true, to true. Hit it guys!

(The EM plays for the rest of class with Rowlf helping them whenever he can)

 

[TogetherAgain]

Ha ha, I love it! Bacon bits with Gonzo's salad.... that's funny! And singing along, and retyping it all, and... good stuff, prawncracker, good stuff.

 

[theprawncracker]

Muppet High Chapter 9:

(Kermit is seen walking through the lunch room with a lunch bag, towards the table where Gonzo, Fozzie, and Scooter are)

Scooter: Yeah, my twin sister's been exploring the Amazon jungles for awhile now, I hope she's okay. So know I'm living with my Uncle, he owns this high school!

commentary: I had to get Skeeter in here!:end commentary

Fozzie: No way!

Scooter: Uh huh! Why do you think it's called Grosse High School?

Kermit: *glances at Gonzo who is devouring some of the Chef's Thursday surprise* Well, I could think of another reason...

commentary: No one commented on this line either...): :end commentary

(Enter...)

Pepe: Kermin! Jew have to come and see this! Hokay?

Kermit: Pepe what is it?

Pepe: Just come and see! Hokay? Come on, come on!

(Pepe leads the gang to the crowded edge of the lunch room where Rizzo is, and where Link is standing on top of a table)

Rizzo: It's about time you guys got here! Look!

Link: Can I have your attention please! I'd like to dedicate this song to most beautiful lass in the school! Piggy! Hit it!

Clifford*who's holding a guitar*: Right! One, two, one, two, three, four!

Gonzo: Do you have any earplugs I can use before he starts to sing?:end Gonzo

Link:

Piggy! You're the only girl for me!
Piggy! You're the reason I need theropy!
Piggy! You're my favorite girl!
Piggy! You most certanly do not make me hurl!

Piiiiiiigggggyyyyyyy!!!!!!!

(Link keeps singing)

Pepe: Kermin! It's now or never! Hokay? Go ask de pig now! Hokay?

Kermit: Right!

(Kermit makes his way through the crowd searching for Piggy)

Link:

Oh Piggy! You're sweeter than gramma's apple pie!
Piggy! If you don't say yes I'll cry!

Clifford: Yeah, and that ain't pretty!

(Link continues to sing while Kermit spots Piggy at the end of Link's table...)

Kermit: Piggy! Can I ask you something?

Piggy: Oh! Kermie! Um, ha ha ha. Hi...

(meanwhile...)

Link: Piggy be miiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnne!!!!

Thank you, thank you!

Piggy: What is it Kermie?

Kermit: Well I...

Link: Boys! *snaps fingers*

(Crazy Harry and Angel Marie grab Piggy and take her to the top of the table where Link is...)

Link: Piggy, will you go to the dance with me?

(A penguin pops up behind Link holding a cue card that says "Awwww!")

Crowd: Awwww!

commentary: Gotta love that penguin!:end commentary

Piggy: Well, um, I, *glances at Kermit* yes Link, of course I'll go with you!

(The penguin flips the cue card to read, "Applause")

Crowd: *spoken*Applause!!! Huh?

Gonzo: That's so funny!:end Gonzo

Kermit: Good grief...(he holds back a tear as he walks back to his friends)

commentary: Poor Kermit.:end commentary

Fozzie: Kermit?

Rizzo: Are you alright man?

Kermit: No, I don't think so. Gonzo, Fozzie, I'll see you in Science...

(He walks away with his head hanging)

Fozzie: Poor Kermit. I wish we could help him...

Gonzo: Maybe we can!

Pepe: How do you propose we do that Buzzard Beak?

Gonzo: Well, we're gonna need a little help.

Gonzo: That was a fun plan you made up Ryan.:end Gonzo

commentary: Thank you Buzz... I mean Gonzo.:end commentary

(Cut to...)

Bunsen: Well class, I can't say I was happy with your decisions today. I say this because Beaker and Gonzo where the only ones who would stick the paper clip in the electrical socket, which I said counted for half your grade. Correct?

Gonzo*who's charred*: Yeah! And it was totally worth it!

Gonzo: Ha ha ha! That was my favorite stunt!:end Gonzo

Bunsen: Well I lied, we'll have a written test tomorrow!

Beaker: (faints)

commentary: He he.:end commentary

Bunsen: Beaker must be suffering from post-electric shock! Well, we all know that the only way to cure that is to give him another electric shock! Fozzie! Fetch me the defibulator!

Fozzie: Yes sir!

(Fozzie gets the defibulator and hands it to Bunsen)

Bunsen: Thank you Fozzie, you get an A!

commentary: Don't you wish all teachers were like that?:end commentary

Fozzie: Ahh, thank you sir!

Bunsen: Alright, CLEAR!

(Bunsen uses the defibulator on Beaker)

Beaker:MEEEEEEEPPPPP!!!!

Bunsen: Well, will you look at that? Time to go already! Alright class, I'll see you tomorrow! Remember, the written test!

Annie Sue: Aww, come on Doc, the big dance is tomorrow!

Bunsen: Ahh yes, so it is. Oh well, remember class, written test tomorow!

(The class leaves the room)

Bunsen: Oh Beaker, could you stay after class with me? There's some experiments I could use your help with!

Beaker: Mee mo mo?

Bunsen: I'll give you extra credit!

Beaker: Mee mo!

commentary: Poor Beaker.:end commentary

(Outside the class Kermit is still moping)

Gonzo: So Kermit, I hear you're playing a song at the big dance tomorow!

Kermit: Not anymore Gonzo, I'm just gonna stay home, I don't see any point of going.

Gonzo: What?!? Um, excuse me and Fozzie a moment!

(Gonzo and Fozzie go off into a corner and Gonzo whispers into Fozzie's ear)

Where did I go wrong? Kermit thought. Why didn't Piggy say no to Link, when she knew I was going to ask her? Maybe she didn't know. Oh well, it's over now, better get to band and break the bad news to Rowlf and the band...

Gonzo: Hey, where'd I go? Oh yeah, I went to tell Janice to fake a sprained wrist.:end Gonzo

Fozzie: Hey Kermit! You want to hear a funny joke?

Kermit: No Fozzie not right now, I've gotta get to band.

Fozzie: You have time, trust me! So, a frog walks into a bank...

commentary: There's that hillarious joke, if you really want to hear it, just PM me and I'll tell it to you.:end commentary

(Fozzie starts telling Kermit this joke until)

Kermit: FOZZIE! WILL YOU PLEASE STOP WAISTING MY TIME AND LET ME GET TO BAND!?!

(He storms off)

Fozzie: But Kermit! You haven't heard the punchline yet! So, the owner says it's a nik-nak, Patty wack, give the frog a loan, his old man is a Rolling Stone! Ahhh ha ha! That's so funny! Wocka wocka!

Kermit: (turns around to Fozzie) That wasn't funny at all.

Fozzie: Oh, then how 'bout this? What did the...

(Enter...)

Gonzo: Come on Fozzie, we gotta get going!

Fozzie: But I...

Gonzo: No buts, come on!

Kermit: Gonzo where were you?

Gonzo: Oh, I had to use the little Whatever's room! See you tomorrow Kermit!

Gonzo: I must have a really weak bladder.:end Gonzo

Kermit: Sheesh.

(He opens the door to the band room...)

commentary: How suspenseful!:end commentary

 

[TogetherAgain]

hee hee, Gonzo's funny. You're funny, too. It's all funny! yay for funny! Oh and by the way, who's Buzz?

 

[theprawncracker]

I was gonna say Buzzard Beak, but I cut off mid word so not to upset the imaginary Gonzo in my head. Wow, that was weird, now I'm talking to voices in my head like Lisa. NOOOO!!!

 

[BEAR]

Gotta love that penguin!!