Fan-Fic: Muppet High

[TogetherAgain]

!!!!!!!!! OH HAPPY DAY!!!!!! COMMENTARY! YAY I GET TO SEE INSIDE SOMEBODY ELSE'S HEAD!

Woah, that didn't sound quite right. Oh well. How awesome! And so cool that Gonzo is there too! Oh, I am SO happy now... prawncracker, you TOTALLY just made my day!

 

[theprawncracker]

Glad I could be of service, but I'm the one who should be thanking you, you came up with this wonderful idea!

 

[theprawncracker]

Muppet High Chapter 2:

*Gonzo and Kermit are seen walking down a crowded hallway*

Gonzo: Come on Kermit hurry or we'll be late for lunch!

Kermit: Boy Gonzo I'm glad you know where your going, because I sure don't.

*They enter a crowded cafeteria*

Gonzo: Come on we better get in line, today's Thursday surprise day!

Kermit: Thursday surprise?

Gonzo: Yeah, it's the chef's speciality!

Kermit: Oh good, because I don't have anything else to eat.

*They approach the front of the line, and see...*

Swedish Chef: Dum de dum

Gonzo: Hiya Chef!

Chef: Ooo! Hooloo Goonzo! How aree yooo?

comentary: Now, here's where Beau started to cringe.: end comentary

Gonzo: I'm fine. Chef this is my friend Kermit the Frog.

Kermit: Hello.

Chef: Hooloo Frooogy. Doo yuuu woont too try soome oof my Thoorsdy Soorprice?

comentary: Wow, I am reeally bad at writing mock swedish!:end comentary

Kermit: Sure I geuss.

Gonzo: A double order for me thanks.

Chef: *Scoops a pile of bubling green goo on their trays* Heere yuu go fellas enjoy!

Gonzo: That stuff looks great!:end Gonzo

Gonzo: Thanks Chef see ya tomorrow!

*They sit down at an empty table*

Kermit: Is this stuff edible?

Gonzo: It depends on your sense of adventure.

Kermit: I think I'll bring my lunch tomorrow.

*Enter: Fozzie*

Fozzie: Hiya guys, you mind if I join you?

Gonzo: Not at all Fozzie.

Fozzie: Ahh thank you! So are you guys taking anyone to the dance next Friday?

Kermit: Dance? What dance?

Gonzo: The big senior dance is next Friday. It's the biggest event of the year!

comentary: Here's where we discover the plot: end comentary

Gonzo: And what a plot it was!: End Gonzo

Fozzie: So Gonzo are you taking anyone?

Gonzo: Yeah! I met this really nice girl named Camilla, wait 'til you guys meet her, she's a fox! What about you Fozzie?

Gonzo: She is a fox isn't she?:end Gonzo

comentary: Yeah...:end comentary

Fozzie: Oh I'm taking my mommy! So, anyone you want to ask Kermit?

Kermit: Not yet, but I haven't really been here that long.

*Enter: Piggy*

Piggy: Hello losers, I see you have admitted a new member to your group. Well, why don't you turn around so I can see the face I'll be mocking until the end of the year?

Kermit: Sheesh.

*Kermit turns around to face Piggy*

Piggy: You, you, your, your, I, me, they...

*Enter: teen versions of Link Hogtrob; wearing a letter jacket; Annie Sue; wearing a cheerleading outfit; and Clifford; wearing a letter jacket.*

comentary: There's the cool crew, I really wanted a different lead female to play alongside Clifford, instead of Annie Sue, but I didn't want Skeeter, and Janice didn't make sense, so Annie Sue it was.:end comentary

Link: Piggy are you coming?

Piggy: Yes, yes, I'm coming. Why would I want to sit with these dorks?

*They leave*

Kermit: Gosh, she's beautiful!

Fozzie: Who Annie Sue?

Kermit: No Fozzie, Piggy!

*From under the table...*

Rizzo*wearing white tank top and ball cap*: No way! She's tottally out of your league!

comentary: When I orriginally wrote this, Rizzo was the only one that showed up, I added in Pepe for comic relief.:end comentary

Gonzo: He is relieving!: End Gonzo

Kermit: Do I know you?

*From under table...*

Pepe*wearing black biker jacket and sunglasses*: Don't be such an optimist Ritzo! *To Kermit* Dat was sarcasam. Hokay? Ritzo, I'm sure dis green froggy man can date de pig if he really wants to.

comentary: I really like writing for Pepe, he's so much fun, especially since I took Spanish during the school year.:end comentary

Kermit: Do I know you either?

Pepe: Sadly no, he es Ritzo. Hokay? Sleeze ball with an empty stomach.

Rizzo: Yep that's me!

Pepe: Si, and I am Pepe the King Prawn! Hokay? Foreign exchange student from Mexico. Hokay? OH! And did I mention dat I am so gosh darn sexy it hurts! Hokay?

comentarry: I had to get my favorite Muppet line ever in my fan-fic!:end comentary

Kermit: What are you doing here?

Rizzo: I was hungry, so I was makin' my usual rounds when I saw Piggy stop at your table, thought maybe she'd throw some food at Gonzo and Fozzie like she usually does, and I'd pick up the scraps.

Pepe: Si, and I followed him because he promised me de moneys if I found him any food. Hokay?

Kermit: Ok...

Pepe: So like I was saying, jew can't give up de pig. Hokay? Jew two would make such a cute couple.

Rizzo: Yeah whatever. Come on shrimp, we've got work to do.

Pepe: I am not a shrimp! I am King Prawn!

*They leave*

Fozzie: I think the shrimp's right, if you really like Piggy, you've gotta get her to go with you to the dance!

Gonzo: Yeah, and we can help whenever you need us!

Kermit: You guys are right, I can't give up just like that! As you two as my witnesses! I will get Piggy to go to the dance with me!

Gonzo: Kermit, I think you said that loud enough that now eceryone in the lunch room are your witnesses!

comentary: I really liked this joke to, but again, no one comented.:end comentary

Gonzo: Hey, you liked one of my lines! :End Gonzo

comentary: Don't worry, there's alot more!:end comentary

Kermit: Whatever works!

 

[TogetherAgain]

Oh, more spectacular commentary! It's a lot easier to write than the actual story, isn't it? Although you've got Gonzo helping you, that could complicate things.

I didn't comment on that last joke? I loved it. Why didn't I comment on it? <mutters to self about not commenting>

 

[BEAR]

The commentary is cool. I hope you will talk about the penguins. Just thinking about the penguin with the cue card still cracks me up. As funny as the rest of the story was, to me, that was just Muppet comedy genius. I want more random penguins in your fan fics!!!

 

[theprawncracker]

Muppet High Chapter 3:

*Kermit, Gonzo, and Fozzie are walking down an empty hallway*

Gonzo: Man, math class was hard!

Kermit: Your telling me.

Fozzie: Well I told you Gonzo.

Gonzo: Told me what?

Fozzie: I told you that you should have signed up for biology instead.

Gonzo: Don't they disect things in there?

Fozzie: Ummm, yes...

Kermit: Can we change the subject please?

comentary: This is one of my favorite parts of this fan-fic. I loved Kermit's reaction.:end comentary

Gonzo: Fine by me. Kermit what are you doing after school?

Kermit: Oh I'm taking an after school class.

Fozzie: Which one?

Kermit: Band. You guys ever take band?

Gonzo: No. Music's not really my thing.

Fozzie: Yeah and they wouldn't let me do any comedy shtick!

Gonzo: I don't think anyone would let Fozzie do any comedy shtick!:end Gonzo

Kermit: Good greif. Oh well here's the band room, see you guys tomorrow!

Fozzie: Yeah see ya!

Gonzo: Bye, and good luck figuring out away to get Piggy to go to the dance with you!

*Kermit walks into the band room hearing loud music when he sees...*

Rowlf(wearing a white t-shirt, purple vest, glasses, and a tie): Stop the music, stop the music!!!

*Kermit looks and sees the Electric Mayhem teen versions, with Janice wearing a tye die t-shirt; Floyd wearing a red t-shirt and jeans; Zoot wearing a yellow tank top and jeans; Dr. Teeth wearing a green and blue t-shirt, a frilly orange and yellow vest a silver top hat, and glasses; and Animal wearing a tattered white t-shirt, and chakis*

comentary: There's the EM, I don't know why I didn't include Lips with the mayhem, I geuss it was because I never heard him speak before, but it all worked out in the end, because Lips wasn't in TMM.:end comentary

Dr.Teeth: Hey aren't you the new kid?

Kermit: Who me?

Floyd: Of course you! who else would we be talkin' to?

Rowlf: Lay off guys. You must be Kermit, I'm Rowlf, Rowlf the Dog. I'm the music teacher.

Kermit: Nice to meet you. And who are you?

Dr.Teeth: This is my band! We call ourselves Dr.Teeth and the Electric Mayhem!

Kermit: What are you a doctor in?

Dr.Teeth: Oh, I have a PHD in ivory ticklin'.

Gonzo: I looooove that line!:end Gonzo

Floyd: My name's Floyd Pepper, I play bass.

Janice: Like I'm Janice the lead guitarist. Fer sure rully!

Zoot: I'm uh, umm, I'm Zoot! Yeah that's right Zoot, and I blow sax.

Animal: ANIMAL, ANIMAL, BEAT DRUMS!!!

comentary: I think that Animal has a very nice amount of lines in this fan-fic, because he doesn't intrude as much as he has in past Muppet productions:end comentary

Rowlf: Yep, well that about raps it up for all of us here in band class. So Kermit, do you play an instrument?

Kermit: I play the banjo. I've taken lessons, and I think I'm pretty good.

Rowlf: Well can we here you play?

Kermit: Oh, um I didn't bring my banjo to school with me today, do you have one I could use?

Rowlf: Yeah, *goes into supply cabinet* here ya go. *hands Kermit a banjo* So, do you now any songs?

Kermit: Yeah, I can play the basics, "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star," "Old McDonald." Stuff like that.

Rowlf: Okay, that's a good place to start. I'll teach you one of my favorites. here. *he hands Kermit a music sheet*

Kermit: "Rainbow Connection" hmm, did you write this?

Gonzo: There's the "Rainbow Connection" connection, Lisa's right, that does sound weird. Cool!: end Gonzo

Rowlf: Naw, I'm not that good. An old friend of mine wrote it. It was designed to be played on the banjo.

Kermit: Oh good, I'll take it home and practice tonight.

Rowlf: No hurry, we have all semester.

Dr.Teeth: Well teach, what do we do now?

Rowlf: Well, I say you all play, while Kerm and I listen to if you've improved or not.

Floyd: Souds good to me. Alright gang, hit it!

*The EM plays until the end of class with Rowlf interupting them at points to tell them something was wrong, and Kermit listened the whole time pondering, plotting, planning, on how he was going to get Piggy to go to the dance with him*

comentary: In case you were wondering, they were playing all of the songs that they played at the dance.:end comentary

 

[TogetherAgain]

Ooh, I got honorable mention. Thanks, prawncracker! Er... and Gonzo...

Can't wait to see more!

 

[theprawncracker]

Muppet High Chapter 4:

comentary: Hello again and welcome to Muppet High!:end comentary

*Kermit, Gonzo, and Fozzie are seen walking out of the cafeteria*

Kermit: Gonzo I can't you believe you ate all three of our Friday surprises...

Gonzo: I can't believe you guys didn't eat any!

Fozzie: So I geuss we're off to science now?

Gonzo: Yep. I've gotta stop at my locker first.

Fozzie: Why?

Gonzo: I've got to show my mold collection to Dr. Honeydew.

Gonzo: I'm so glad my mold collection had a spot in this fan-fic:end Gonzo

Kermit: Mold!?

Gonzo: Yeah, it's great!

*The gang stops at Gonzo's locker*

Kermit: Hurry up Gonzo, we're gonna be late!

Fozzie: And if we're late they'll send... the... hallmonitor!!!

Kermit: The hallmonitor?

Fozzie: Yeah, I've never seen him, but I here he's ferocious!

comentary: This is the line that threw people off, they expected to see Sweetums, but I needed Scooter here since I didn't know where else I could put him.:end comentary

Gonzo: Yeah, but you got Sweetums in there to.:end Gonzo

Gonzo: Uh huh, and he's sopossed to be huge! And totally scary! Let's be late, I've never seen him before!

Fozzie: What!? But he'll tear us to shreds!

Gonzo: I know won't it be fun? Besides, we're already late.

Kermit: I didn't hear *bell rings* the bell... Sheesh. So where's the hallmonitor?

comentary: I really liked those two lines:end comentary

Gonzo: Here he comes...

*From a dark hallway, a shadowy figure emerges*

Voice: Do you have your hall passes?

Gonzo: No, but could you step into the light a bit, I want to see your grousomeness!

Voice: Grousome? Oh no, that's the old hallmonitor, I'm Scooter, the new one!

Kermit: Then why were you hiding in the shadows like that?

comentary: I forgot to write Scooter's response to Kermit's question. I feel ashamed.:end comentary

Scooter: So do you guys have your hall passes?

Fozzie: Um no, you see Gonzo here had to get his mold collection to take to science and...

Scooter: Science? Well if you're late to science, you better hurry, because Dr. Honeydew should let you in if you hurry.

Kermit: Hey thanks Scooter, do you want to eat lunch with us or something?

Scooter: That sounds great! I'll see you tomorrow then?

Fozzie: Great!

*They walk to the science room, and enter*

Bunsen: And now class, Beaker will demonstrate the dangers of sticking a paper clip into a electical socket!

Beaker: Mee, mee?

Bunsen: Remeber Beaker, this experiment counts for half of your grade!

Beaker: Meep, moo, moo, mee... (Covers his eyes) Meeee, meee, (sticks paper clip in socket) (Falls over)

Gonzo: Lucky guy!:End Gonzo

Bunsen: Very good Beaker! (looks at Kermit, Fozzie, and Gonzo) Well hello there boys. I see your late, do you have a pass from the office?

Kermit: Ummm Gonzo...

Gonzo: No, sir, we don't but we have a good reason for being late.

Bunsen: And what might that be?

Gonzo: I had to get my mold collection from my locker!

Bunsen: Oh yes, that is a very good reason indeed! But sadly, I must give you all detention.

comentary: I didn't want Bunsen to have to give them detention, but I also didn't want them to go with out detention either. So, I chose Bunsen.:end comentary

Fozzie: Dee, dee, dee, detention?!

Bunsen: Yes, the principals have made me change my ways of letting late people slide without a detention. So, they'll be in detention after school today.

Gonzo: Here's where we first hear about the principals!:end Gonzo

comentary: Uh huh. And yes, I always had Statler and Waldorf as the principals.:end comentary

Kermit: Good thing I don't have band.

Gonzo: Why don't you?

Kermit: Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem are the band at the football games, and there's a game after school.

comentary: I didn't really like this line, I don't know why. It just didn't stick with me.:end comentary

Bunsen: Now boys, please take your seats as I demonstrate how to treat 3rd degree burns! Ready Beaker? Beaker? Are you ok?

comentary: I really like Bunsen and Beaker sketches, so I had to get a few good ones in my fan-fic.:end comentary

 

[theprawncracker]

Muppet High Chapter 5:

(A bell rings and the gang is seen running down a hallway)

Kermit: Come on guys, we were late for class, let's not be late for detention to!

Fozzie: I'm coming!

Gonzo: Wait up!

Kermit: Well hurry up Gon...

(Kermit bumps into...)

Beau: Oh excuse me. I'm sorry! Are you ok?

comentary: Hey, it's Beauregard!:end comentary

Gonzo: Didn't you know he was gonna be there? You wrote it!:end Gonzo

comentary: Oh yeah.:end comentary

Kermit: Yeah I'm fine, it was really my fault.

Beau: Oh ok, if you insist. Well anyway, my names Beauregard, and I'm the janitor here at the school.

Fozzie: Nice to meet you Beauregard, but we have to get going, we have to go to detention.

Beau: Oh, you mean...(looks left, then right) the class of no return!

Fozzie: The class of no return?

Gonzo: Awesome!

comentary: I love that line there Gonzo, your so daring!:end comentary

Gonzo: Thank you, it's a gift:end Gonzo

comentary: I'd call it a curse.:end comentary

Kermit: We'll see you later Beauregard, we've gotta go.

Beau: Oh my friends call me Beau, if I had any friends...

Kermit: You mean you don't have any friends at all?

comentary: Poor Beau, I really didn't want him to have such a sad life, but having Kermit, Gonzo, and Fozzie as his friends ended up being a great thing.:end comentary

Beau: Yeah, well, janitors don't normally make friends, we just try to get by.

Fozzie: I know! We'll be your friends!

Beau: Really?

Fozzie: Sure!

Beau: Well, if you ever need anything janitor related, you know who to call!

Kermit: Oh good, well we'll see ya later Beau!

Gonzo: Bye!

Beau: Bye bye, friends!

(They run the rest of the way to the detention classroom)

Kermit: Well guys, here we are...

Fozzie: Are you ready?

Gonzo: Yeah let's go!

(They open the door and go in to an empty classroom)

Kermit: Where is everyone?

Gonzo: What!? I thought they were gonna torture us!

Fozzie: Well this isn't so bad...

comentary: I love this chapter, it's so much fun.:end comentary

Gonzo: Did that penguin with the cue card tell you to say that?: end Gonzo

(Another bell rings and a group of Muppets storm the classroom including the pirates from MTI all wearing black and white, Crazy Harry wearing a white undershirt and shorts, a group of penguins, Rizzo, and Pepe.)

Pepe: Hola! Hey Ritzo! It's de froggy man, de weirdo, and de bear. Hokay?

Rizzo: Hey! What are youse guys doin' here?

Gonzo: We got detention from Dr. Honeydew for being late to his class.

Rizzo: Wow, that's better than what we did.

Kermit: Why? What did you do?

Rizzo: Well I got busted for sneakin' into the kitchen.

Pepe: Si, and I got caught peeping into de girls locker room. Hokay?

Fozzie: That's horrible!

Pepe: Yeah I know, Ritzo just ate, but no, he just had to eat again. Hokay?

comentary: Okay, if you don't already know, I love Pepe, and I also love this joke, it just popped into my head, I loved it!: end comentary

Kermit: Sheesh...

(The door opens and enter...)

Pops: Alright, alright sit down, sit down.

(The gang rushes to grab seats next to each other)

Kermit: Are you the principal?

Pops: Me? Oh no. I'm the secretary! The principals couldn't make it today, they had a very important golf game. So I'll be watching you youngsters until 4:30! No talking, no drawing, and no misbehaving!

comentary: I did originally have Statler and Waldorf in this seen, but BEAR asked what Pops did, so I thought I'd throw him in there.:end comentary

Pepe: He he, watch dis...

(Pops sits down and immediatly fall asleep)

Pepe: Ha ha, now we are not being watched. Hokay?

Rizzo: Hit it boys!

(Angel Marie pulls a radio out of his desk and presses play)

comentary: I really couldn't remember if that was his name, so I had to watch MTI again and find out, but it turns out I was right all along.:end comentary

(Music plays and the whole class starts to dance except Kermit, Gonzo, and Fozzie)

Pepe: Come on froggy man! I am a sexy king prawn! Dance with me! Hokay?

comentary: I got that off of my Muppets Monopoly game, one of the Chicken or Penguin cards said, "Hop on over to Pepe's Salsa and Samba Club." Then under that it said, "I am a sexy king prawn. Danch with me. Hokay?:end comentary

Rizzo: Yeah come on guys join the party!

(The gang gets up and starts to party with the rest of the group until 4:30 when...)

Crazy Harry: It's 4:30 guys! Wrap it up!

Rizzo: I'll wake 'im up this time.

(Rizzo walks behind the desk and bites Pops' foot)

Pops: Owww! What? Oh, I must of dosed off. Oh well, class dissmissed.

(When everyone leaves, Pops immediatly falls asleep again)

 

[TogetherAgain]

Oh happiness. I love commentary. What a great idea! hee hee hee hee hee...