Fan-Fic: Muppet High

[theprawncracker]

Gotta love that penguin!!

You really do don't you?!?

 

[TogetherAgain]

I was gonna say Buzzard Beak, but I cut off mid word so not to upset the imaginary Gonzo in my head. Wow, that was weird, now I'm talking to voices in my head like Lisa. NOOOO!!!

YES!!!!

You're doing commentary, you're talking to voices inside your head, you're turning into me! Oh... wait a second... you're turning into me... AAAAAAAAAAAAAA! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! IT'S ANOTHER ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[The Count]

Another You? Why does that remind me of a song?

 

[theprawncracker]

Muppet High Chapter 10:

(Kermit walks in the band room...)

Floyd: Janice! Are you okay?

(Floyd is holdin Janice and the rest of the group is huddled around them)

Janice: I'm like fine, but I think I totally sprained my right wrist.

(Floyd whispers something to Janice)

Janice: Oh, I mean I totally sprained my left wrist!

commentary: Uh oh, Janice almost messed up there!:end commentary

Kermit: Are you gonna be okay Janice?

Dr.Teeth: Don't worry green stuff, we already called the school nurse, he should be here any minute now...

(Enter...)

Dr.Van Neuter: Hello! I'm Dr. Van Neuter, I'll be your brain surgeon today!

Gonzo: Oh boy...:end Gonzo

Rowlf: Umm, we don't need a brain surgeon, we need someone to look at her sprained wrist.

Dr. Van Neuter: Picky, picky! Oh well, I'll take a look at it.

(Looks at Janice's wrist)

Janice: Well Dr.?

Dr. Van Neuter: Oh dear, I'm sorry, but your wrist is sprained.

Janice: Well we knew that silly. But will I totally be able to play the guitar at the dance tomorrow?

Dr. Van Neuter: No, I'm sorry, you have to let it rest for at least, oh fudge, what time is it? (glances at clock) 38 hours.

Janice: That's like right when the dance is over!

Floyd: Oh no, what are we gonna do?

Dr. Van Neuter: Well, how would I know? I'm just a doctor. Well, goodbye.

(he leaves)

Dr.Teeth: If only we had someone to replace Janice.

Animal: REPALACEMENT! REPLACEMENT!

Rowlf: Well, we have... Kermit.

commentary: Another great idea!:end commentary

Floyd: A banjo in a rock band? It's so different...

Dr.Teeth: It just might work!

Kermit: No, it won't work!

Rowlf: Well, why not?

Kermit: Because, that's why I'm here, I came to tell you that I'm not going to the dance tomorrow.

Dr.Teeth: To quote Rowlf; "Well, why not?"

commentary: I thought that sounded like something Dr.Teeth would say.:end commentary

Kermit: I'm just not alright!?!

Rowlf: Oh, I've seen this b'fore. You my little green friend have a case of heart break.

Dr.Teeth: Mmm, that's tough, well, we got a song that'll cheer ya up. Ready gang, Zoot get up!

Zoot: What? What? I'm up, I'm up!

Dr.Teeth:
When loves left ya hangin'
On a limb that's just danglin'.
And you've got no where to go.
Just listen to your heart,
And get on with the show...

commentary: I totally ad-libbed this song as well.:end commentary

Floyd: Hit it!

(The band starts to play)

All:
Don't let love
Let you down!
Don't get caugt up
And end up with a frown!

Just live like there's no tomorrow,
And learn to let things go!
Don't give in, don't lock out,
Let love go, and don't you pout!

Because,
Love leaves you,
Love finds you,
Love lets you go,
And love, defines you!

Dr.Teeth:
*no music*
So get off that limb,
Get on with the show,
Don't ever give up,
And let... love... go!!!

Animal: LET LOVE GO!!!

Kermit: Wow guys, that was beautiful, and loud. Thanks, I'll play with you guys tomorrow.

Gonzo: Yay, Kermit's gonna play!:end Gonzo

All: Alright!

Kermit: Ok, Rowlf what are we plain'?

Rowlf: Glad you asked, ya see we got...

(Rowlf shows Kermit the songs they'll be playing tomorrow at the dance, and Kermit practices with the rest of the band for the rest of class)

 

[TogetherAgain]

Really? You ad-libbed that song? COOL!
Very nice, Senior Member prawncracker. Keep it up!

 

[theprawncracker]

Muppet High Chapter 11:

(Kermit walks through the front door of the high school, humming "Let Love Go")

Kermit: And let... love... go!!!

(He walks to room 81a, opens the door, and walks in)

Gonzo: Hey Fozzie, it's Kermit!

Fozzie: Kermit! Ahh! I see you're in a better mood today!

Kermit: Hey guys. Sorry about blowing up yesterday. But, I've got some great news, I'm gonna play with Dr.Teeth and the band tonite at the dance!

Fozzie: That's great!

Gonzo: Yeah! What made you change your mind?

Kermit: Oh, just a litttle song...

commentary: That wasn't really a little song...:end commentary

(Enter...)

Sam: Children, children take your seats quickly. I've been instructed by the principals to teach you proper dancing etiquete! So, everyone, move your desks the the edge of the classroom, and pair up!

Gonzo: Oh boy, this could get nasty...

Gonzo: And normally I like nasty!:end Gonzo

(Cut to the lunch room where Kermit and Gonzo are in the front of the lunch line waiting to be served...)

Chef: Dum de dum. Gurdee, bondee doo de.

Kermit: I can't believe I forgot my lunch! What's for lunch today Chef?

Gonzo: Duh Kermit, it's Friday surprise!

Chef: Ooo, bork bork! (scoops a pile of gray goo onto two trays and hands them to Kermit and Gonzo) Oonjooy!

(They walk off to their usual table where Scooter, Fozzie, Pepe, and Rizzo are sitting)

Fozzie: No he's a-not, he's a-wearin' a neck-a-tie! Ahhh ha ha! That's so funny!

commentary: Okay, that joke really wasn't funny.:end commentary

Pepe: Jew know Fotzie, I thought I would never find anything less funny dan dead kitties. But, I think dat joke might be it. Hokay?

commentary: I like that line, alot!:end commentary

Rizzo: My dead goldfish tells better jokes than that!

Scooter: Fozzie, don't be a comedian for a living.

Kermit: Hi guys!

Pepe: Froggy man! Jew are looking a little less down in de dumps today!

Rizzo: Yeah, did ya fer get that the pig's goin' out with ol' bacon bits over there?

Gonzo: Bacon Bits! Ha!:end Gonzo

Kermit: No, I've just decided to let love go.

(Cut to a crowded hallway where Kermit is standing at his locker)

Kermit: The lovers, the dreamers, and me!
La da da da de da do. La da da da da de da do.

Well, time for gym! I hope I'm on that Jim kids team again, I like him...

Gonzo: Sure, I liked him to, but who is he?:end Gonzo

(A bell rings, and the hallway sudenly empties)

That was weird...

(Enter...)

commentary: Okay, I really don't like this part, so I'm just gonna close my eyes and scroll on down.:end commentary

Statler: Hey Waldorf, look it's the frog!

Waldorf: Yeah, hey frog, we heard you got turned down by that pig cheerleader!

Statler: No Waldorf, he can't be turned down, he's already lower than dirt!

Both: Do ho ho ho!

Kermit: Ow, my pride. Well, shows how much you two know, I've learned to let love go, and now, I don't care about Piggy any more.

Statler: What?

Waldorf: Did you turn your hearing aid off again?

Statler: What?

Waldorf: You old fool!

Kermit: Well, I geuss I'll see you at the dance tonite then.

Waldorf: I hope we'll see you to, if Statler doesn't forget his contacts!

Statler: What?

(Cut to gym...)

 

[TogetherAgain]

Woah woah woah woah woah. You don't just pick a random part, say you don't like it, and skip it. You have to show that the part you skip is emotionally painful. I did not see any emotional pain from you. And I don't even really see what could be so unbearably emotionally painful about that part. I mean, it's funny! Really, prawncracker, if you're going to cop-out of something, cop-out right! Er... yeah, yeah, that, um..... ok. This is not cool, not cool at all...

 

[theprawncracker]

Sorry, sorry, I didn't like the ending Statler and Waldorf scene. There, happy. I didn't like it because I thought it was waaaay to corny. But whatever...

 

[theprawncracker]

Muppet High Chapter 12:

(Sweetums and Lew are seen talking to the class...)

Sweetums: So, I'll have no tackeling, and if you do, you'll have to deal with me, got it?

Lew: Oh, come on, you're not that scary!

Sweetums: Wanna bet? Rat, get up here!

(Rizzo walks up next to Sweetums...)

Rizzo: Yes s... s... sir?

Sweetums: ROAR!!!!!

Rizzo: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Don't eat me please, don't eat me!

Gonzo: Poor Rizzo...:end Gonzo

Sweetums: Oh don't worry little buddy, I won't eat ya, just provin' to Lew here that I'm plenty scary.

commentary: You know Sweetums wouldn't hurt him!:end commentary

Rizzo: Really? Oh, well, that's that. (walks away)

Lew: Now, let's break up into teams! Clifford and Oz, you're captains!

(Clifford and the Frank Oz Muppet walk up...)

Clifford: I pick Link!

Link: Naturally.

Frank: I pick Jerry!

(The Jerry Nelson Muppet walks up)

Jerry: Great!

Gonzo: Who are they?!?:end Gonzo

(They continue to pick until Kermit and Pepe are left)

Pepe: Don't worry froggy man, I'm sure you'll be picked before me!

Frank: I pick the shrimp!

Pepe: I am not a shrimp, I am a king prawn! Hokay? But thank jew for picking me. Hokay? Sorry Kermin.

Clifford: Aww man, do I have to take the frog?

Sweetums: Yep, now let's start playing Clifford's team kicks off first!

Link: Stand back frog! I've got some showing up to do!

Kermit: Sheesh. That Link makes me so mad, I just wanna... Wait, calm down Kermit, and let love go. Let love go. Oh I miss Piggy...

commentary: Poor Kermit, I really wanted him to be sad, it was kinda hard:end commentary

(Cut to Gonzo's locker where Kermit, Fozzie and Gonzo are...)

Fozzie: So, my Ma said she'd pay for my tuxedo!

Gonzo: Cool, I've already got my corsage for Camilla!

Kermit: Can we get going? I don't wanna be late for science again.

(Enter...)

Beau: Oh, hi guys!

Gonzo: Hey it's my favorite janitor!:end Gonzo

Gonzo: Hey Beau, how are ya?

Beau: Oh, I'm fine, I just finished cleaning up after Crazy Harry.

Fozzie: Again?

Beau: Uh huh. So, what time are you guys getting to the dance tonight?

Kermit: Well, I have to be there early to help the band set up. Why do you ask Beau?

Beau: I have to be there to um... oh yeah, monitor the snack bar, and clean up any messes.

Gonzo: Well see ya Beau we gotta get to science. Let's go guys!

Beau: Sorry Gonzo. I mean, see you guys tonight!

commentary: I really tryed to make Beau dumb, but I just couldn't find the right place to do it...:end commentary

(Cut to science...)

Bunsen: So class, does everyone understand the principle of static electricity?

Class: No!

Bunsen: Well then, Beaker will demonstrate for us! (Beaker walks to the front of the class) Now observe as I rub the balloon on Beaker's hair.

Beaker: Mee mee.

Bunsen: Now, I can simply place the balloon on Beaker's chest, and it sticks.

(Bunsen places the balloon on Beaker's chest, and Beaker cringes, but when nothing happens...)

Beaker: Mee mee! Moo, mo, mo mee!

Bunsen: And now, watch as I place my finger on Beaker sending a jolt of static electricity through him!

Beaker: Mo!

(Bunsen places his finger on Beaker and he's shocked)

Beaker: (he falls over)

Gonzo: I wonder if Bunsen is looking for a new assistant?:end Gonzo

Bunsen: Well done Beakey! Well, look at the time, class dismissed!

(The class leaves)

Bunsen: Well Beaker, you better get up and go home so you can rest before we do our expierements tonight at the dance! Beaker, Beaker are you okay?

(Cut to Band class where Kermit and the Electric Mayhem are playing a song...)

Rowlf: Good, good. That's great guys! Let's break for a minute alright?

Floyd: Sounds good to me.

Animal: BREAK! BREAK!

Kermit: Hey Rowlf, I don't know about this line I have to sing, "Jelly belly gigglin', dancin' and a wigglin'. Honey that's the way I am."

commentary: Sorry about takin' that line out guys, but I knew Kermit wouldn't wanna sing it...:end commentary

Rowlf: Yeah, um, Janice came up with that one.

Janice: Fer surely!

Kermit: Can we change it?

Rowlf: No, we'll just take it out, I think it'll be better that way.

commentary: I lied there, I actually did change the line.:end commentary

Kermit: Me to.

Rowlf: Alright, let's practice the final song okay.

Kermit: What is the last song Rowlf?

Dr.Teeth: Well, you should know it, it's "Rainbow Connection."

Kermit: What?!? I can't perform that! I played that song for Piggy. I don't know if I can do it...

Floyd: Somethin' wrong green stuff?

Kermit: Let love go, let love go. No, it's fine. It's fine...

 

[TogetherAgain]

Very nice, prawncracker. I love Gonzo's reactions to the muppeteer muppets and the muppet lab scenes. Can't wait to see more! (And I understand the whole changing a line of Can You Picture That. It just seems so strange when it's different! )