"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[theprawncracker]

OOC: For Beau again.

Parker: *slams against the ground, and kicks, foot impacting wrist and sending the knife flying* Look... *leaps, twisting, into the air and catches the blade of the knife between palms* This isn't about us. *spins knife so that it cuts through Vanessa's bonds* It's about * points fingers to his eyes, then Christy's* You and me, seperatly. Ready to talk?

 

[christyb]

Vanessa:*stands but is suddenly back in the chair* This is getting old fast. Hello!

Christy: I said pipe down. *duct tape appears over Vanessa's mouth* Thank you. *everything freezes but Beau and Christy* Okay talk they can't hear you. And you better make this good. *glares gripping her sword*

 

[theprawncracker]

OOC: Again for Beau.


Parker/Father: I guess there's never a good time to admit to having a child with an old girlfriend from Italy?

 

[TogetherAgain]

(Meanwhile, down in that cell somewhere beneath all this action, Ann and Kelly have stacked themselves in human form, with Tabby on top in kitten form, using her claws to pick away at the cell ceiling)

Ann: Are you SURE this is gonna work?

Tabby: No, not really.

Ann: Then WHY are we doing it?

Tabby: Why not?

Ann: For one thing, it's getting us all dirty!

Tabby: <stops clawing at ceiling> I know, isn't it great?

Ann: NO, it's NOT! EVERYTHING is FILTHY! The entire cell- the floor-

Kelly: Yeah! Look at all this dirt! Hey, if we get some water down here, we could make some mud pies!

Ann and Tabby: <stare at Kelly>

Kelly: ...What?...

Tabby: ...Annnnny way.

Ann: My point is, there's gotta be a better way to do this!

Tabby: Really?

Ann: Really!

Kelly: Really?

Ann: Really!

Tabby: And what better way is there?

Ann: I don't know, but it's not this!

Tabby: <resumes digging>

Ann: <coughs over dirt coming down> I am SO sick of being filthy...

Kelly: <points at clump of dirt> <mud pie appears>

Tabby: <stops digging> How'd you...

Kelly: Ooh, look, I can do magic!

Tabby: <stares at Ann>

Ann: <stares at Tabby>

Tabby: Duh!

Ann: For once, we agree. <Points at hole in ceiling, and it suddenly extends all the way to the surface> There we go!

Tabby: Dang it, I was having fun digging... <hops off Ann's back>

Ann: <changes back to kitten form> Now... How do we get up there?

 

[christyb]

...Back at the surface.

Christy: That *points to the frozen gorgeous girl tied to a chair with duct tape on her mouth* is a wee bit more than a girlfriend!

 

[TogetherAgain]

(OOC: posting for Beau...)

Parker/Father: Oh...well...it's been a long time...things change...not, my, feelings for you though. Becuase I loved you long before I had a child with a dancer in Italy...and I always will and that didn't really come out very well did it?

 

[christyb]

Christy: No it didn't. Actually it made no sense at all. If you didn't love her mother..then why did you..er...yeah...and um...huh...If it made sense I wouldn't be ready to throttle you right about now.

 

[Erine81981]

In the dungeon……….

Human Yakky: So what are we going to do?

Beastley Kyle: I don’t know.

Human Biggy: You know if those twins were here they could break us free from the chains with their magic.

Yakky and Kyle look over at Biggy with a look that would have burned a hole through a brick wall. That’s when they appeared. The twins had some how heard the distress call from Biggy. They magically unlocked the chains from their hands. The cage that was next to them opened up too. Jack, Don Cannoli, Mrs. Jones, Aunt Dan-Dan and his pet foot were all free to go. But that is when six U-man guards came out of know where.

Jack: What do we do now?

Aunt Dan-Dan: Let’s eat them!

Fem: Better yet, pineapple anyone?

Human Yakky: This isn't time for fruit!

Beastley Kyle: Yo Fem. Hit it!

Fem: *kicks a jukebox and some fancy music starts*

Human Biggy: RUN!

So everyone scatters as some fancy music plays throughout the castle. Yakky and Biggy run to the front door but are scared off by the U-mans guard dogs. “Boy are they scary!” “You got that right!” As they run off Vibs and Viq start casting spells on the guards. “Isn’t this fun!?” Turns one of the guards into a potted plant. “That wasn’t supposed to have happen. I wanted him to turn into a potbelly pig.” "Oh well." Viq grabs Vibs before he's grabbed by the guard. Kyle, Jack and Mrs. Jones all run into a hallway full of doors. Some guards come right into the same door but right when they open it Jack runs from another door as Kyle runs through another one. The other two guard starts to chase Kyle and Jack.

“This way!” says guard#2.

“No! This one!” said guard#4.

About that time Yakky and Biggy come running out of a room trampling both guards. “Not this one.” Groans one of the guards. Don Cannoli who was running from a guard looks around but doesn’t see him. “Where did he go? Good I can finally eat.” He sits down at a table.

“Hey there.”

The person steps into the light.

“Where’s that No Driver when you need him.”

Don takes off forgetting his sandwich with one of the guards on his tail. Back at the hall of doors a few friendly faces show up. As both guards who were run down by Yakky and Biggy open another door who they thought saw them two go into but then are tramped again but by who look to be four teenagers and a dog. Who could that be?

“We need to start opening the door the other way.”

“I know.”

On the other side of the castle Aunt Dan-Dan is chasing one of the guards.

“Stay away from me you you you....what are you?”

“An Aunt to some very cute twins. Give me a kiss you young man you!”

Keeps chasing the guard with her/his lips out. Three little kittens climb out of a hole which leads to the top floor of the castle.

“You did good Tabby.” says Ann.

“Nah we all did good. Just glad two of those guards came when we needed them.” says Tabby.

“Let’s get out of here.” said Ann.

Both girls look over at Kelly who’s licking her paws. They both give her a dumb reaction. They grab Kelly and start lookin’ for a way out. Don runs into Jack who then runs into Kyle.

“Ow! That was my head.” said Beastley Kyle.

“Oh and like my head doesn’t hurt too.” said Jack who’s rubbing his.

Don who looks to be knocked out gets up and starts running off. Not looking where he was going he bumps into one of the guards. He looks up and sees the guard. Smiles and wiggles his fingers at him and zips off into another direction. "I hate it here! Jack! Your getting it when I find you!" The guard proceeds after him. "Sorry Mr. Cannoli!" Viq and Vibs are now in the kitchen being tormented by two of the guard’s dogs.

“What are we to do now?” says Viq.

“Nothing. We sit here and get eaten.” says Vibs.

“What?! Are you crazy?! I’m not sitting here and becoming dog food.” says Viq.

“Gosh! Are you just that stupid!? We’re babies with powers. Did you forget that?!” says Vibs.

“Oh ya. Yeah. I forgot.”

“Then lets put our powers together and come up with something.”

From in the hallway a foott appear from out of a door. Yakky starts running while having a guard chase him into a room. The foot trips him and Yakky gives a swing with a 2x4 and whacks one of the guards on the head.

“Thank you Fem.” says Human Yakky.

“Anytime. Who are you again?” says Fem.
“Here come some more. Get ready!” says Yakky holding up the 2x4.

At the front entrance of the castle from the inside. Three mischievous kittens are still trying to find a way out. A big guard comes up from behind one and Tabby jumps on him and slashes him with her claws. He falls with a big thud.

“Whoa! That was a close one.” says Ann.

“You were brilliant sister.” says Kelly.

“One of us has to look out for you two.” says Tabby hugging her two sisters.

Mrs. Jones comes screaming out of the castle library. She’s seen riding on top of a guard hitting him with her purse.

“Get me down!” says Mrs. Jones.

“I’ll try.” says Jack running after the guard with Mrs. Jones on his back.

Back at the kitchen where Viq and Vibs where. Both had used their magic together but seemed to have made the whole kitchen with a mind of it own. Pots, pans, and utensils flying all over the place. Vegetables were like knifes being thrown out of the fridge.

“Uh I think we did a boo-boo.” says Viq.

“Ya but we scared off those two mangy dogs.”

Both give each other a high five and run off to do more damage to the castle. Finally after a long filled (which thought to have been an hour) minutes, everyone piles near the door. As they bang on the castle doors the guards start getting nearer and nearer. "We're going to die!" "I know the feeling." What is to happen to our friends? Are they to be trapped again or will they escape? And will some one cut that music off? Thank you. We will just have to find out.

 

[Beauregard]

(OOC: Ooooh! That was great Kyle! Loved it!!!)

(OOC2: Thanks to everyone who posted for me yesterday)

Father Parker Moppet: *folds arms* Christy. *unfolds arms* Mother. *folds arms again* I suppose there is no chance we can save this talk for another day? *looks away* I suppose not...listen, before we were married...long before...I was a secret agent for an unnamed British coorperation. We worked many continents, discovering secrets, and compliling a...something, that doesn't matter right now...I needed to get information from the dancer Catherine Italia, and...for the sake of the mission...*thinks: That'll make a great flashback one day*...and for the sake of sanity, we decided to work, er, together...but it was a long time ago, a long long time...really long...so long ago that I can hardly even remember it *eyes glaze in memory* no, I don't remember a thing, it was so so so long ago...really long...*eyes snap back to now* So please...don't do anything stupid - like hurting me - becuase I'd hate that...and because you would end up looking worse. *eyes glint* I am a trained professional after all.

 

[christyb]

Christy: You remember it all. I can tell. Unfortunately we have to save it due to the fact that the world as we know it may end in a few moments if we all don't focus on the battle. You outta know by now I don't care how I look. That and I can kick your tail any day any time. *sighs and everything begiins moving again, the battle rages on, Vanessa stands there clueless, and Christy Nicola O'Connor Cole Dimitri Moppet looks at Beauregard Parker Moppet hurt to the core* You're on your own now Moppet. I'm not saving your skin in this fight. Not anymore. *Christy turns on heel and runs back into the thick of the battle. Disappearing into the crowd*

Vanessa: *groggy* What's going on here? Are you really Parker Moppet?