"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[theprawncracker]

Jack: I'm hungry.
Mrs. Jones: I'm tired.
Don Cannoli: I'm wondering what the point of this scene is.

 

[Beauregard]

Ron: We could just try taking those stairs?

Father: or that elevator.

Ron: With those idiots outside, you think riding an electronic elevator down a vertical shaft is a safe idea?

Father: So try the stairs...

Stairs: *writhe and flattern, then shiver and shake*

Ron: Elevator sounds good.

 

[christyb]

Outside just at the edge of a battlefield a bright green mustang convertable with the black top down and the license spelling out KRMT RLS pulls up. A girl about the age of 18 steps out and takes her sunglasses so she can better view the scene before her. Her chin length golden brown bob framed her heart shaped face perfectly. Her stunning mocha eyes set off her dark tanned skin. With a sigh of frustration she pushed back a shock of hair behind her ear and walked up to the nearest person. She didn't really fit in her tight white t-shirt and knee length skirt and heels, but she wasn't afraid of anything...

*walks up to the nearest U-Mun* Hello, I'm Vanessa Patrica Italia Moppet. I'm looking for a Parker Moppet. He's supposed to be my father and *U-Mun falls with a sword sticking out of his back* Oh nevermind.

 

[Beauregard]

Ron: *gets into elevator* Coming? *suddenly the elevator door shut and the elevator shoots downward...probably a result of some stray magic*

Father: *turns towards the door and beyond it, sees a stunning young woman who seems somehow familar and somehow unfamiliar* Probably not, Ron. *starts towards door*

 

[christyb]

Vanessa: Argh! This is so frustrating. *marches up to the front where Mother is being tied hand and foot* Excuse me I'm looking for a Parker Moppet.

Christy: Beat it kid can't you see we're in the middle of a life or death world saving battle here?

Vanessa: Looks like your losing to me.

U-Mun: Smart kid. Hey what's your number after we take care of Nicky here how about you and me going for a milkshake?

Vanessa: *glares and punches the U-Mun looks at Christy* You're Nicky. The Nicky?

Christy: Thanks kid. *unties self, while the battle rages on around them* So who were you looking for?

Vanessa: My birth father. My Mom said his name was Parker Moppet. I'm Vanessa Patrica Italia Moppet by the way. Some old lady at headquarters said he'd be here with his pea brained wife.

Christy: *turns white then red fuming* You are the daughter of who???!!!!

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *steps out of the door, sees Vanessa and recognises her mother within her, and suddenly...he knows...knows who she is* Vanessa? Vanessa Patricia Italia? *runs towards the two of them* *and is promptly knocked out by a stray mace being whelded by a u-man*

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: ...I don't know why, but I think I'm going to have a lot of new material to use to make fun of Bo...

 

[christyb]

Vanessa: Please don't tell me that was him. Parker the legendary spy. My father Parker the fearless one.

Christy: Yep, that's him. Fearless Parker. *walks over to where Father fell and kicks him hard in the side*

Vanessa: What are you doing to him?

Christy: Nothing much kid. Waking him up to kill him.

Vanessa: You're gonna what??

Christy: Beacause I'm the pea-brained wife.

Vanessa: *silently makes an oh with her mouth*

Christy: I can't believe I just agreed with my Mother-in-law. Wake up you imbiscile! *kicks Beau again hard*

 

[theprawncracker]

OOC: From our fearless leader Beau whose internet just booted him off of MC.

Narration: Within Father, the kicking against his side along with the image of the beautifull italian reawakened a memory from...way back when he had been a secret agent, trained by his Mother, and planted to uncover the secrets of the intelligent Itialian dancer who had later had him chained up and kicked while he told his secrets...of course, that was before...er...before.

But suffice to say...a mutual shareing of secrets came out of that meeting and, later, after they had traded secrets from their governments for many monthes (about nine) a baby was born...then Parker left, headed to the sea...

...but now, with the image and the rib-kicking, he was back.

Father/Parker: *leaps to feet, grabbing part of a broken paving slab, catching Mother by the shoulders and spinning her into him so that her neck is pressed against his elbow* Vanessa, sweetie, duck, things could get ugly.

 

[christyb]

Christy: You better believe they'll get ugly you unfaithful creature. *wraps an arm around Beau's knee, pulling his feet out from under him pinning him to the ground giving him a well delivered punch in the face. U-Muns stop fighting and start staring* Oh yeah and close your eyes. I wouldn't want to give you a complex or anything.

Vanessa: *eyes grow wide* Don't hurt him!

Christy: Hurt him? My dear child I'm gonna do a heck of a lot more than hurt him! Do you know what I'm capable of?

Vanessa: No

Christy: Then sit down pipe down and shut up! *Vanessa magically appears tied to a chair*

Vanessa: Hey how'd you do that?

Christy: You have a lot to learn about this family. *throws Beau in the air he lands hard against the ground. By the time he gets up Christy is furious and has a sword drawn. The crystal about her neck glows eerily*