"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[Beauregard]

Father: I was, once, a long time ago. You should probably get away from here for a minute, I have to go after my wife in case the battle changes...Go inside the castle, see if you can locate a man named Ron, he's my wife's ex-husband...so, like, your step-step-step-dad...*frowns*...tell him to get out here and cover me.

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Ron: *inside, arrives at the cell and finds everyone's gone* Oh now that's just typical isn't it...

 

[christyb]

Vanessa: Well I'd love to help you..uh..what do I call you anyway? That doesn't matter but in case you haven't noticed..umm...my stepmother somehow has me tied to this chair!

 

[Beauregard]

Father: I'm sorry...I didn't even say hi yet...Hi, I'm Beauregard Parker Moppet, you could call me...*stops and doesn't say 'dad'*...just, I know, don't call me anything for now. Do you mind? *kneels in front of her and gives her an awkward, part chair, hug* It's really great to see you again.

 

[christyb]

Van: Again?? I have no memory of you. You appear and get sprayed with Kermit only knows what, fall, get beat up by your wife who ties me to this chair, and all you say is that It's great to see me?!! I'd like some answers here and why Antonio Bandana Marco Italia isn't my real Father umm....Mr. Moppet. Now untie me!

 

[Beauregard]

Father: Well, it is great to see you! Last I saw you...you were a tiny little baby with gross red stuff all over you...now though, you are quite different except that u-man blood just got splattered over your skirt...sorry about that. *spin-kicks a nearby u-man out* Wait...did you say Antonio Bandana Marco Italia? You thought he was your...father?

 

[christyb]

Vanessa: Well yeah my Mom has been married to him for as long as I can remember. *frowns at blood spot* And this skirt is dry clean only!

 

[Beauregard]

Father: Oh...so she married that blood-sucking, cow-eared, son of a female buccaneer - no offence to Nicky, Liz Turner or Chowhead De'vile - but she threw my ring in the Rhine? ...er...that is, he was a good man...he is dead right?

 

[christyb]

Vanessa: Dead? Dear me no! Healthy as a horse and I have two younger half-siblings. *looks from Beau and then the way Christy went* You mean you actually love my mother and not that woman? That and if you'd be so kind as to untie me I'll show you a ring I think you'll recognize that I wear.

 

[Beauregard]

Father: Oh...*sneers at thought of Antonio being alive* Anyway...we should probably get you untied, you can't be comfortable in that position...look...er, love is complicated so I'll just say- *is grabbed from behind by a U-man and dragged away* - HELP!

 

[christyb]

Vanessa: *yells after Father* I would but I'm tied to this chair! Oh good grief. I don't get it. *yells* I don't get it! Would someone clue me in here.