"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[Beauregard]

Ron: *steps out of the castle* What you think I do understand any of this? Hi. *holds out hand* I'm Ron and you are...oh, tied up.

 

[christyb]

Vanessa: Well yes I'm tied up. My name is actually Vanessa Patrica Italia Moppet. You can call me Van though. It's a nickname. Anyways, care to lend a hand here? You'll never believe this but somehow the legendary pirate Nicky put me here and everyone that goes past or talks to me for some reason ignores the fact that I'm still tied to this chair.

 

[Beauregard]

Ron: Well, Vanessa, I noticed. *nods* And, actually, it's convineint because it saves me a job. I can just question you without the bother of actually tying you up...How is it that you are a Moppet when your very age declaires that you were born out of wedock? Beauregard Moppet was certainly not married eighteen years ago, and I've heard stories about his brother Bob, and I very much doubt he produced a child so, who exactly are you and why have you appeared in the midst of a good vs. evil fight in the front yard of the magic school?

 

[christyb]

Vanessa: *grits her teeth* I told you my name. Up until a week ago I thought I was the child of Antionio Bandana Marco Italia. I accidentally stumbled upon some old pictures from when I was born with a strange man next to my Mom in the hospital. My Mom told me a story about this secret agent she once knew and loved. My Mom knew they never could marry but one night they during a clandestine meeting.....*Vanessa drones on for about five minutes* ...and now here I am wondering who my real father is. Now would you please UNTIE ME!

 

[Beauregard]

Ron: *raises eyebrows at description of clandestine meeting* Now this is interesting...excuse me please. *walks away, slowly, planning...something*

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Father: *fighting U-mans as he approaches Mother* Christy! There's something behind you!

 

[christyb]

Christy: *yells* It's you stabbing me in the back! *takes her anger out on the nearest U-Mun*


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Vanessa: *sighs* What is it with these people and leaving me here?

 

[Beauregard]

Ron: *marching towards the Moppet house* It's always nice to know that Moppet keeps himself imaculatly organised...how he kept his secret past a secret past is quite passed me, but I have an idea that he kept evidence somewhere...evidence besides a daughter, that is.

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Father: No it's...*grabs a bow and arrow from a neaby U-man and shoots at Mother...or rather the U-man behind Mother* Duck!

 

[christyb]

Christy: *spins on her heel swinging her sword slicing the U-Mun in half. And without a word tumbles out of Father's sight even thicker in the battle. A sword is seen and right in front of Father's feet a canon ball lands sending Father flying back towards Vanessa*

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Vanessa: Now will you untie me?

 

[Beauregard]

Father: Give me a chance would you? I'm trying to get myself out of the doghouse, because frankly I never cared for that dog and quite failed to fix the leaking roof when asked about two years ago, so give me a break, okay!?

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Ron: *tries the door* *tries the back door* *climbs onto the doghouse to get in at a back window* *falls through the roof* Oh crud.

 

[christyb]

Vanessa: I saw that dog house. You don't have a dog. Well you did at one point..but that doghouse is in serious need of repair. And if you were as good at keeping track of him like you are your wife...it doesn't surprise me that the dog ran off.