"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[Beauregard]

Father: *sees Vibs and Viq appear out of thin air in front of galloping horth (like a horse, but u-manish)* Kids! I have told you to stop, look, listen before appearing from thin air! *to Ron* Be right back. *runs towards kids and horth*

 

[christyb]

*Christy pauses in mid-stride turning to stare at Vibs and Viq now on the battlefield*

Christy: *yells at Father* You brought the kids with you!!??? And you're trying to set me up with my dead but he really isn't dead husband? I can't believe....*A U-Mun comes up behind Mother knocking her out and drags her towards the front where their leader stands*

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *jumps atop horth, throwing the U-man off* Kids, look what you made me do! I swear this breaks the highway code in, like, a million different ways. *yells to Christy* What? What! No!

Ron: *running towards Mother* That is so not what he was trying to do. He just thinks you are being too harsh and you need to consider talking this over.

 

[christyb]

Christy: *wakes up to be face to face before the U-Mun leader* You!

 

[Beauregard]

Ron: *arrives panting by Mother's side* So what do you sa-...I'm interupting a stare-down arn't I?

 

[Vibs]

Viq: Vibs, where HAVE you taken us?

Vibs: what do you mean?

Viq: We are all surrounded by father and ... some random man... and mother and a lot of creatures that look.. terrifying and a horth, whatever that may be.

Vibs: Yeah! Isn't it great!

Viq: well as long as this is not really going on...

Vibs: of course it is not. It is a mental... ehhe playground I made up for us!

Viq: ... Oh really?

Vibs: yeah.. totally... haha...yeah...

Viq: Right! So if I do this *kicks a u-man guard* I am totally not gonna get killed or anything? . . . . . . . . Vibs??

 

[christyb]

Christy: *magically sends Ron flying to the farthest corner of the battlefield* Help my nimcompoop husband and kids if you don't mind!

 

[Beauregard]

Father: Viq don't-*pauses as Viq kicks U-man guard*-don't anger them...

Ron: *is thrown across the top of the horse, grabbing Father free from ontop and landing beside Viq and Vibs* Hi, I'm Ron. I guess I'm...your uncle, or something. Moppet, Nicky has this area covered, we should head inside and free the others.

 

[Vibs]

Viq: Oh another uncle... aunt... *looks suspicious at Ron* Do you eat me?

Vibs: *from the ceiling, holding onto a post in the wall* .... What? I like it up here.

Viq: ... Cos if you do - Please swallow me in one bit I am too young to be chewed.

Vibs: .... *eyes spider*... GRRRR!!

Spider: *flees*

Vibs: Sometimes I'm so stunningly brave.

Fly: *is in spiderweb*

Vibs: ... What you looking at?

Fly: I can't move!!

Vibs: ... Did you just talk to me?!

Fly: yes. I am really a human but I was turned into a fly many years ago. My name is steven. Hi.

Vibs: Oh, cool. I know magic. Well, hi.

 

[Beauregard]

Ron: Eat you? *eyes Father suspiciously* Are you family members canibalistic?

Father: Only the blue one that saved your life, so cut the lip, and let's find the jail...it must be here somewhere...Ron, kids, any idea where we can find the cells in this place?

Ron: *to Viq* Do you eat people to?