The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

Rex: *takes out a remote and shocks him*

*really loud, painful, moo*

(He IS standing on two legs, by the way)

 

[Lola p]

(OH! Ok)

O_O

REX! That was unnecessary!

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Rex: Trust me, I'm an expert on this stuff! Werecows are unpredictable. He could attack you at any moment. The collar is for your own safety.

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*in shock*

*raise my voice at Rex*
But you didn't have to hurt him so much!

 

[Lola p]

Who is he? And I honestly don't think whoever that is could hurt a fly!

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Marie, the werecow's my husband.

... That felt weird saying that...

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Fang: Rex! Stop this! This has gone way too far! What is wrong with you?!?

Rex: Look, I just want everyone to be safe until we can just get the milk...

*snorts, gets on all fours and starts charging at Rex, slamming him into a wall, causing him to drop the remote.*

*stands up and stomps on it*

Rex: See? He's uncontrollable!

*Rex looks at him and hisses so that only he can hear it* And that bridle is going to keep you in cow form and it can't be taken off without the key.

*turns around and kicks him right in the face*

*Rex screams in pain and his face starts bleeding*

Fang: *shrugs* i guess Rex did something to make him mad. Oh well.

 

[Lola p]

O_O

UH. WHAT.

*Gets nervous*

Um... How did this happen? Were any weird meat products involved?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Rex! What the *beep* is wrong with you!?

*to Marie*
In short, werewolves bit cows, cows are now werecows and anyone eating meat products made of those cows become werecows themselves.

 

[Lola p]

Oh.. Uh...

Would this affect anyone who was, by chance, part werewolf already?

*Glares at Rex*