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The Creature Calamity Club

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Fang: I don't know. It might just make you sick.

*Rex grabs him by the bridle and leads him into a room and locks him in there*

Rex: Enjoy your new roommate.

*sees a bull*

*lets out a very loud moo*
 

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*Sighs*

Ok... Tha-

*See's Rex*

*Runs over to him*

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
 

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Rex: I put him in there with a bull. Hopefully it will stop him from being violent.
 

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Rex! Have you lost your mind!?

*knock loudly against the door*
Johnny! Johnny!

*use my spells to try to destroy the door*
 

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How would th-

O_O

OH MY GOD!

*Pin Rex against the wall*

How will trying to have them make whoopee HELP!?
 

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Fang: This has gone on for long enough! Rex, let him out. And where did you get a bull? You know what, I don't care. *unlocks the door and opens it*

*moos and runs out and charges directly into Rex*

Rex: What are you gonna do? Kill me? You haven't changed one bit. The world would be better off without you. It won't bring the thousands you killed back, but it will avenge them...and my wife

*stops*

Rex: That's right. One of the people you killed was my wife. And now, because of your actions, Yuna is going to suffer the same way I did. I knew I would have my revenge on you at some point!

Fang: What are you talking about?

Rex: Johnny is the scorpion killer! the most wanted criminal that the MIB had!

........

*runs off*
 

Lola p

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*Jaw drops*

What....

.....That isn't....


......
 

Yuna Leonhart

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*holding back tears*
That doesn't make you any better than whoever hired him to kill your wife!

*turn bat, flying away*
 

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Fang: Rex...Yuna's right. Even if he was a wanted criminal at some point...I don't believe Johnny has the heart of a killer. I think he had a tough life and did what he had to in order to survive. This has to stop. Rex, what happened to you? Have you gotten crazy as you've gotten older?

Rex: But...he...

Fang: You are abusing your power and you are abusing Johnny. Yes, we need the milk, but we don't need it that bad. And killing him is just crossing the line. Rex...you are fired.

Rex: YOU CAN'T FIRE ME!

Fang: I can when you are no longer able to make rational decisions.

Rex: FINE! I QUIT! *Rex storms out of the building*

*meanwhile*

*stops running and is lost in the maze of hallways*

*loud sad moo*
 

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.....

*Just sits down and hugs legs, shutting down*
 
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