The Creature Calamity Club

[Yuna Leonhart]

*still in the MIB building, hiding somewhere*

*think This is so wrong... Why does Rx have to be like that?*

*hear the moo*
Huh?

*try to follow the sound*

 

[PanthraDion]

*Returns to apartment with Rachel, the kittens, and Alan.*
Ah, home at last. I think that I'll contact Johnny and Yuna just to tell them that we have returned all in one piece.
Rachel: Sounds fine.
***Hey Johnny. Hey Yuna. Just wanted you two to know that I...that we...have all returned in one piece.*** *Pauses, sensing a wide range of emotions that does not include happiness.* ***Is everything alright?***

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*sits down and just moos non stop*

*Fang goes over to Marie*

Fang: Are you alright?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*still following the sound when I hear Melissa*

**That's good to hear but I wish I could say we're fine... It's a bit complicated to explain. But I advise you, don't eat any meat products made of cows**

 

[PanthraDion]

***The only meat that I eat is fresh wild meat like squirrels and rabbits...has something happened to Johnny again, just taking a wild guess, because of him eating cow meat?***

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*tries to claw off the bridle but it's no use*

*moos again and then just sits there chewing cud*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

**Yeah, werewolves bit some cows and they turned into werecows. If anyone eat meat made of werecows, they become one themselves... and Johnny had a steak last week... So yeah, you can guess what happened...**

*find Johnny at last; hover next to him and turn human*

 

[PanthraDion]

***Oh no...need any help? If not, it's ok.***

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*looks at Yuna, ears drooped*

*sends a very strained telepathic message to Yuna*

***Rex...kill me...bridle...stuck....key...***

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

**Well, the only thing that can help is the milk from a werecow and Rex tried to speed up the process of Johnny giving milk...**

*can't bring myself to say what Rex planned to do*

(Edit: ziffeled)

*to Johnny*
You're saying Rex wants to kill you and the bridle is stuck because you don't have the key?