The Creature Calamity Club

[Yuna Leonhart]

*still with Fang. mumbling to myself*
I wonder what's taking Johnny so long...

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Fang: Cows do poop a lot...
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You really have lost your mind. Even if I was at one time an assassin, I regret it. I did it because I needed money. Living alone in the woods only gets you so far when you are a creature who still lived in a human like civilization.

Rex: And killing thousands of monsters, good or bad, was worth it?

No! I regretted doing it. I even apologized to my victims...

Rex: I don't care. I told myself I was going to find the scorpion and give him what he really deserves. And now here we are. You with no powers. No rebirth powers. But I still need the milk...so, I guess your life will be extended a little bit.

Is this why you've been treating me so badly?

Rex: I treat people how they deserve it.

What about Yuna? You can't do this to her...

Rex: She'll get over it.

*twitch*

*Rex stares at him*

*starts to turn into a werecow*

Rex: Haha...good...*quickly puts a shock collar on him and a bridle*

*Rex yanks him violently to where Fang and Yuna are*

Rex: I found Johnny wandering around trying to get outside

*stares at Yuna, giving her a look that says Rex is lying*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*look straight into Johnny's eyes, feeling as if that what Rex just said isn't true*

*approach Johnny and Rex; look at Rex*

*in a voice that suggests I don't believe what he said*
Really?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Rex: Of course. I just put the collar on him in case he gets violent. We can't have him attacking you

*snorts and bites Rex*

*Rex lets go of the lead and Johnny clumsily tries to run away, hooves slipping on the floor*

 

[Lola p]

*Stumbles into the MiB*

Yo... Could anyone help me? I ate some beef, and now I feel all weird an-

*Sees Cow-Johnny*

O_O

Um... What did I just walk in on?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

I see how well the "not attacking" part worked; he didn't attack me.

*follow Johnny*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*trips and slides into Marie*

*loud moo*

Rex: See what I mean?

Fang: Rex...what is going on?

 

[Lola p]

*Looks at cow*

Hey, little guy- What's wrong?


And see what you mean by what? Rex?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*catch up with Johnny and take the bridle, but don't yank or do anything violent*

*lightly stroke his neck*

*look at Marie*
Hi.

 

[Lola p]

Hi Yuna.

**Er... What's going on here? O_O **