The Creature Calamity Club

[Yuna Leonhart]

Yep, but he looked really adorable before this whole mess happened

Hm, that would be a good start. Is there anything I could do to help?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Fang: He still looks squishy and huggable though I don't think so...if that was only the second time transforming...hm...the first thing he did was find grass and eat, so maybe it's when he's hungry...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Well, he started eating grass yesterday but first transformed this morning and somehow left the house... It's going to take a while until we can get milk :/

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*wakes up*

Ugh.....

Why do I have a bridle on my head?

*takes it off*

.....I turned into a cow again...and gained more weight -_-

Fang: Don't worry, we just have to keep you from eating more grass...or probably anything at all for that matter. I'd hate to see what a hamburger would do to you...

*gives him a death glare*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*think Me too*

This is going to be a hard time for all of us...

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Fang: I know this isn't what you want to hear, but Johnny is going to have to stay here so we can keep an eye on him. But you can stay here with him...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*saddened to hear Johnny has to stay here*

*sigh of relief when Fang says I can stay here ith Johnny*
I will definitely. I don't really like this but I can understand why you have to do this and I want to be with him.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*chews cud, not even realizing it*

Fang: I'm sorry this had to happen...

...........I have to go to the bathroom...*gets up and wanders off, but not in search of a bathroom*

*finds a room with computers and logs into the MIB database*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

I understand, Fang. As long as he gets cured and I can stay with him, it won't be that bad.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*finds the most wanted list*

*is relieved to see he's not on it anymore, but soon finds a notice about him*

O_O D-did I really kill that many people?

*starts to feel sick*

*suddenly*

Rex: What are you looking at?

O_O

....nothing.

Rex: Uh huh...listen, I found a bull that-

Rex, no. You have seriously lost your mind. What if I say I won't give you any milk?

Rex: Then you don't get cured.

.......what happened to you, Rex?

Rex: What happened to you?

What?

Rex: I know your secret. I've been hunting down the scorpion killer for years and found nothing. Bounty hunting was like a reward, and I will never forgive the court for that sentence. I realized that around the same time you two got together was the last activity of the scorpion before he quit.

That doesn't mean anything...

Rex: When someone called in to report a shadowy creature turn into a scorpion and kill someone, I figured it out. There's only one shadowy creature here. You.

O_O But...but...

Rex: Johnny, I don't care of you turned your life around or not...but I have a vow to keep. I've been waiting until you were the most vulnerable...