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The corny joke thread

MartyMuppets

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How many books can you put inside an empty bookcase?







































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































Only one. After you insert the first one then it's no longer an empty bookcase. :stick_out_tongue:
 
Pork

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How about this one,it's probably already been said...oh well...

What do you call Hundreds'n'thousands?











Smarty Poo
 
Oscarfan

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Wadda' ya get when you cross a kangaroo with a chicken?





























































Pouch-ed Eggs!

Hahhahaha......I have no life.
 
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