The corny joke thread

[MartyMuppets]

How many books can you put inside an empty bookcase?







































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































Only one. After you insert the first one then it's no longer an empty bookcase.

 

[ngreen522]

What do you call a pig with 3 eyes?

 

[Teheheman]

I dunno, dinner?

Daniel

 

[ngreen522]

... a piiig ..... waka waka

 

[Ilikemuppets]

... a piiig ..... waka waka

Aaaaahahahahahahahaha, ha! I don't get it?

 

[Pork]

... a piiig ..... waka waka

hahaha

 

[Ilikemuppets]

hahaha

That was a funny joke, Anna!

 

[Pork]

How about this one,it's probably already been said...oh well...

What do you call Hundreds'n'thousands?











Smarty Poo

 

[Ilikemuppets]

I haven't heard of that one before, but I think I get it.

 

[Oscarfan]

Wadda' ya get when you cross a kangaroo with a chicken?





























































Pouch-ed Eggs!

Hahhahaha......I have no life.