The corny joke thread

[ngreen522]

Hahhahaha......I have no life.

... This is true...

okay, what kind of horse does a ghost ride?

 

[ngreen522]

okay, what kind of horse does a ghost ride?

a night-mare ...

HAHAHA

 

[ngreen522]

When is the best time to go to the dentist?

 

[Oscarfan]

7:15?

 

[ngreen522]

When is the best time to go to the dentist?

tooth-hurty.....
...I Love This Thread *laughing hysterically at my own jokes*

 

[Oscarfan]

How many dull people does it take to screw in a light bulb?


















































One.

Ha. Ha. He. Ho.

 

[ngreen522]

wow, that was REALLY corny oscarfan. lol

what's orange and sounds like a parrot?

 

[ngreen522]

what's orange and sounds like a parrot?

.. a carrot.

you guys probably knew that one. Don't remember where I heard it, but could have been TMS.

 

[peyjenk]

What's brown and sounds like a parrot?












A mockingbird sitting next to a parrot.

 

[Ilikemuppets]

Hahhahaha......I have no life.

Now that's comedy!