The corny joke thread

[D'Snowth]

I'm on a roll! sleep:: Well then why don't you butter your self and slip on outta here!) Here's another one:

I'd like to go to Holland one day. Wooden Shoe?

*http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0PIdWdw15U rimshot*

That joke can actually be described by a color!

MAUVE-ulous!

 

[Teheheman]

It's just getting worse and worse lol.

Daniel

 

[MartyMuppets]

What happens when you try to feed fish and chips to a tiger?

































































































































































































































































































You become the desert.

 

[MartyMuppets]

What do you do when the Swedish Chef is the caterer for your party?


























































































































































































Panic and pray. You'll be so lucky if your guests get anything to eat at all.

 

[Beakerfan]

What did the Seal say when he bumped into the Dolphin?



"I'm sorry! I didn't do that on porpoise!"




Who sweeps the ocean floor?



Mer-maids!



What do oysters do when they're brought in for questioning?



They clam up!

(Thank you, thank you! I'll be here all week!) XD

 

[D'Snowth]

If Dr. Evil recorded and compiled his own CD for the holiday season, what would the name of that CD be?





































































































































































































Not Another Fr!cken Christmas Album

 

[Oscarfan]

*Prepares tomato cateplut for D'Snowth* Ready, aim and Fire!

 

[Count von Count]

Those were corny.^

 

[Oscarfan]

Why did the chicken get angry and punch another one out?
































































'Cause someone was "egging" him on!

Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Eh, um. "What's the deal with airline food?"

 

[Teheheman]

Did you hear the one about the Chinese chef who tried to run a marathon?
He trained for a while, ran and ran and about halfway through he was so tired he said
"Screw it, I'm WOK-ING"
Wokka wokka wokka

Daniel