tutter_fan
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Why did the policeman hire a computer? He wanted to take a BYTE out of crime!!!! Oh, why did the policeman sit on a sofa? Because he wanted to take 'arrest'!!!!!
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The corny joke thread
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Gobo: Wembley, how did you get that bump on your head?
Wembley [pointing]: You see that low-hanging pipe?
Gobo: Yeah.
Wembley: Well, I didn’t.
Wembley [pointing]: You see that low-hanging pipe?
Gobo: Yeah.
Wembley: Well, I didn’t.