Two guys, one ebony and one white, were arguing constantly over God's race.
Ebony: He's EBONY, yo! D:
White: Noo....he's WHITE!
They got old and died.
The moment they entered the gates of heaven, they awaited their lord to come greet them.
They'd get their answer.
God smiled and said,
"Hola, amigos!"
xP
[They NEVER speculate him being hispanic, no? XDDD]
[Please don't get offended!]