The corny joke thread

[Oscarfan]

How about this one:

A man walks into a bar with a chuck of asphalt and tells the bartender: "One beer for me and one for the road"

{gets hit with enough tomatoes to open my pizza parlor}

 

[Oscarfan]

Okay folks, you're gonna love this one!

Why did Dorothy get lost in Oz?









She had three men giving her directions!

(Man in Crowd: "Traitor!")

 

[Count von Count]

This thread is was on the bottom of the list just thought that there was a lot of bad jokes to keep the thread going. One bad joke is - your mom.

 

[Teheheman]

OH SNAP!
Here's a bad joke.
There was a guy who went in to a Western bar and shot all the people in there including the sherrifs dog. Well the dog was only injured and ended up back on the job. A few weeks later, the dog saw this same guy again, went up and bit him because he had to get revenge on the man who shot his paw

Daniel

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Two guys, one ebony and one white, were arguing constantly over God's race.

Ebony: He's EBONY, yo! D:
White: Noo....he's WHITE!

They got old and died.

The moment they entered the gates of heaven, they awaited their lord to come greet them.

They'd get their answer.

God smiled and said,







"Hola, amigos!"

xP

[They NEVER speculate him being hispanic, no? XDDD]
[Please don't get offended!]

 

[Oscarfan]

Okay, okay okay. I've got one I made up. (clears throat)

Why do you get bad cell phone reception when your in your birthday suit?
























Because....no shirt, no shoes, No Service!

(Man: "Don't quit your day job, loser!)

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

LOL! Good one, dude! XP

 

[D'Snowth]

That WAS a good one.

Believe it or not, I saw a guy in Weigel's the other day with no shirt on!

When I was at a McDonald's in Destin several years ago, a couple of guys walked in with no shirts or shoes and socks.

I wonder if those rules are slowly being allowed for "exceptions"...

 

[Oscarfan]

(flips through joke book) Ahah!

I've always wanted to be a plumber, but those are pipe dreams.

(boos)

: If your jokes stunk anyworse...
: We'd have to call in the HAZMAT team! Dohohohoho!

 

[Oscarfan]

I'm on a roll! sleep:: Well then why don't you butter your self and slip on outta here!) Here's another one:

I'd like to go to Holland one day. Wooden Shoe?

*http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0PIdWdw15U rimshot*