The corny joke thread

[Beauregard]

Ahhh...if they are funny and they are in his taste maybe he's been eating clowns...aaaaah! Wocka wocka! (Plus, he has clown shoes stuck between his teeth...bit of a give away.)

 

[zeldazipple]

Ok this might not be EXCATLY a joke but I think it suite the style of this thread, and the Muppetish humour which makes absloutly no sence at all at times. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Sh0_nsLEd4 Enjoy.

 

[MartyMuppets]

That's very funny Lana. Thank you.

And also thank you to Krazedmuppet who I see from the credits put it all together.

It was very enjoyable and cool.

 

[Ruben]

I hope it's alright to do blonde jokes 'cause this one is like my all time favorite.
okeydoke....how do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?
















all the M&M shells on the floor.

 

[Ruben]

I was watching TV a while ago and there was a celebration on honoring the statehood of Texas. One of the Texans on the show told about the time he visited Australia and saw a bunch of kangaroos jumping around. The guide told him what they were and he said he had them back home he just called them grasshoppers.

This is another Texin joke:
ok so this texin walks into a bar and asks for a drink, the bartender says to him,
"Do you have any ID?"
and the Texin answers,
"any id' about what?"

 

[anytimepally]

This is another Texin joke:
ok so this texin walks into a bar and asks for a drink, the bartender says to him,
"Do you have any ID?"
and the Texin answers,
"any id' about what?"

haha

 

[lael]

[quote=Ruben;523988]This is another Texin joke:
ok so this texin walks into a bar and asks for a drink, the bartender says to him,
"Do you have any ID?"
and the Texin answers,
"any id' about what?"[/quote]

HA HA HA!!! Loves it!!!

Okeee-Dokeeeeeee kidz. Here's a few for ya!!! Enjoy bland taste they will leave in your mouth.



Have you heard about the new corduroy pillow on the market?

... No? They're making head lines!!!!! HA!



When is a school paper not a school paper?

... When it's turned into a Teacher. Tah-Dahhh!!!!!!



Why does a chicken coop have only two doors?

... Because if it had four it would be a chicken sedan.



Where do kittens go on a class trip?

... To the meow-seum!!!!!



What does a kitten say when he really like something?

... It's purrr-fict!!!!



Have you heard the watermelon joke?

... It's pitful.



Okay.... There are these two young, strapping, rootin tootin cowboys and they walk into a bar...

...well, you'd think at least one of them would have ducked. HA!!!



*starting to blush at the bad jokes*



How does the Man In The Moon get his hair cut?

... Eclipse it.



would you like more?

 

[lael]

Okay one more for now.

Why is a room full of married people empty?

... Because there isn't a single person in it!!!! HA!!!

 

[Ilikemuppets]

What do farmers use to patch up their jeans???


A cabbage patch!

 

[lael]

What do Farmers fields and quilts have in common??

... they have to sew them. HORRID!!!!!! HA!!!!