The corny joke thread

[lael]

One more...

How do you kill a circus?



































...go for the juggler. HA! *blush* That's horrid!!!

 

[MartyMuppets]

Hahahahaha

 

[lael]

Okay two more.... hehehe

What do you tell a vampire upon graduation?

... Coagulations!!!! HA!!! *giggle*





How does a cow add & subtract?



... with a cowculator, ya goof ball!!! HA HA HA!!!





I have another cow one... but I don't know how well it would go over...


.......but the punch line is "DECALFINATED!!!!" make up your own joke, it would work just as well.

 

[lael]

Last one for now....

What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry?

... Well, if you hadn't been so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!! HA HA HA!!!




okay, I lied...

What do you get when you cross a recliner with a fruit?


... A chairy.

 

[lael]

this

 

[lael]

Awful yes. But it made me laugh.

And even though you did post in the wrong site it does kind of fit in with the corny joke theme of this thread doesn't it? I had assumed you were being silly and cheesy. And I'm pleased I got the translation right my friend.

speaking of cheesy... this will be the last one for now...


What do you call cheese that's not yours?



...Nacho cheese. HA!


it's all in how you say it, kidz. it's all in how you say it.


have a wonderful day!!!

 

[MartyMuppets]

Haha You really are a wonder. Fozzie would be proud of you.

 

[anytimepally]

Fozzie would be proud of you.

Is that a compliment?

 

[lael]

Haha You really are a wonder. Fozzie would be proud of you.

~What can I say? I'm a gift. Just shake (careful, I may break) and enjoy.... kinda like a martini.

Is that a compliment?

It has to be.... well, I hope it is. Hmm.....

 

[MartyMuppets]

Of course it is. Those are exactly his taste and style in jokes.