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The corny joke thread

Skye

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I just recently heard this one:
So, a string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here."

The string walks away a little upset and sits down with his friends. A few minutes later he goes back to the bar and orders a beer. The bartender, looking a little exasperated, says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve strings here."

So the string goes back to his table. Then he gets an idea. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair, and then he walks back up to the bar and orders a beer.

The bartender squints at him and says, "Hey, aren't you a string?"
And the string says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot."


*The crowd groans* I know, don't ya love it! :wink: :zany: :big_grin:
 

anytimepally

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it took me a second longer than I'd like to admit, but that's hilarious! :zany:
 

Ilikemuppets

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Yeah, sweetie, It did actually take me two tome to read it to get it.:embarrassed: But it's funny!:zany:
 

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I just recently heard this one:
So, a string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here."

The string walks away a little upset and sits down with his friends. A few minutes later he goes back to the bar and orders a beer. The bartender, looking a little exasperated, says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve strings here."

So the string goes back to his table. Then he gets an idea. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair, and then he walks back up to the bar and orders a beer.

The bartender squints at him and says, "Hey, aren't you a string?"
And the string says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot."


*The crowd groans* I know, don't ya love it! :wink: :zany: :big_grin:


HA! I LOVE IT! HA HA HA!
 

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What would you get if everyone in America drove a pink Cadillac?

~ A pink car nation. HA!
 

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April Showers brings May flowers, but what do May flowers bring?




















~Pilgrims of course. *waiting for the inevitible tomato tosser*
 

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How do you make a witch itch?























~ You take away the W.
 

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knock knock

whos there?

doris

doris who?

doris locked, why'd ya' think i'm knocking?
 
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