Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[BEAR]

Bryan: Kyle came in to ask if we were okay.
Ernie: Yeah, what was that shaking?
Big Bird: Snuffy, you weren't jumping rope again, were you?
Snuffy: No.
Bryan: No, I think it was Crazy Harry.
Roomies: Oh...
Bert: That guy is crazy.
Ernie: Boy, nothing gets by you. Does it, Bert? Khekhekhe!

 

[The Count]

*Tiredly, from downstairs...

Muppet College Dorms were brought to you tonight by...
UD: The letter U, for Undertaker.
Me, yawning: That's where we'll take it tomorrow. And by...
Count: The number 16 as in a perfect sixteen wictories without a single loss.

Fright. Night all.
*Promptly falls asleep, dead to the world.

 

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: Ow. Ow. Ow- <looks at clock> Ooh! I can take painkillers! Yay! <scrambles to open bottle>
Rowlf: Still sore, huh?
Lisa: <stops> <glares at Rowlf>
Rowlf: Guess so. Did you want an icepack?
Lisa: Oh, I would LOVE an ice pack. Where should I put it? My neck? My shoulders? One of the monster bruises on my legs? Maybe my elbow. How 'bout the scratch under my chin? Should I ice THAT? God bless that scratch and the helmet that gave it to me, 'cause it beats the heck out of a fractured skull, but did I HAVE to break my necklace? I feel NAKED without that necklace.
Rowlf: <Looks down at bare fur> You'd fit right in if you were.
Lisa: <Mutters>
Rowlf: <Sigh> I'm sorry about your crash...
Lisa: <Muttering> Yeah, I'm sorry I couldn't finish the CLASS. I'm sorry I spent twenty bucks to get banged up and not even get a LICENSE out of it.
Rowlf: Could've been worse.
Lisa: <Sigh> Yeah... It could've been a LOT worse. I could've... broken, or twisted something... It could've been a lot worse.
Rowlf: Hey you never mentioned- Was the bike damaged at all?
Lisa: <dryly> Oh, I CUSHIONED its fall pretty well with my LEGS... But yeah, the clutch lever was bent about ninety degrees.
Rowlf: Well, at least the damage was mutual.
Lisa: Makes a good story, too. Might even be funny, after I've taken the class again and actually EARNED my license.
Rowlf: And when the necklace is fixed?
Lisa: And when my necklace is fixed.

 

[BEAR]

Bert: Was there supposed to be a Muppetcast episode on?
Bryan: Yeah, I thought it would be on last night, but I guess not. Will have to wait and see if it will be on today. In the meantime, you want some lunch?
Bert: Yeah! Oatmeal?
Bryan: You had oatmeal for breakfast.
Bert: You're right. I'll put cinnamon in it this time.

 

[Erine81981]

*downloading the show* Guys i found the new show. It's was put up late last night but still good to know that no matter what time i go to bed. I'll get to hear something new from Steve the next morning.

Herry: Good. I can't wait to hear it. Did you send him our birthday wishes?

Yes i did. Sorry ya'll weren't around to hear or say something but he knows. I'm going to call out for something. What do you want?

Herry: Stake.

Ok. Ask the others what they want.

Herry: Ok.

 

[Beakerfan]

Bean: *pops up in Kyle's room, holding a wooden stake* Did someone ask for a stake? I have wooden or silver..... I also have rubber *holds up a toy steak*

Alex: *eyes get huge* BEAN! You can't have those in the dorms! Those are dangerous for some of us, you know! *grabs them and tosses them out the window* Now quit being a pest!

 

[Erine81981]

Thanks Alex. You saved us from the...*eyes winks twice*... cutest bunny ever. *hugs Bean* *kisses him too*

Murray: *pops up* Awwwww is he just the cutest thing ever?

Grover: *runs in* Not as cute as me, Grover. *titles head to the left and smiles*

Murray: Not at all Grover. *hugs Grover and hugs him too*

Get over here you two. *hugs Murray and Grover*

 

[Beakerfan]

Bean: *blushes and makes a cute-baby-face*

Alex: Grover, you are adorable. *hugs him*

Floyd: Aw, I think I'm gonna be sick!

Animal: *pretends to throw up*

Alex: *rolls her eyes and hugs Murray and Kyle*

Bean: *looks at Grover jealously, then shrugs and hugs him*

 

[Erine81981]

*sees Bean* Oh come on Bean. *grabs Bean and hugs him while still hugging Alex*

Murray: Thanks for the hug.

Grover: Me too.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

(gang is reclining, in pajamas, in common room of room 7)

Scooter: Anyone know what's wrong with Lisa?
Nora: I don't know...why, is she hurt or sick or something?
Erin: It sounds to me as if she's been in an accident of some kind...sounds like a motorcycle accident or something.
Scooter: I heard Rowlf saying something about her being on painkillers.
Storyteller: Oh, dear...bet she's having a rough time of it these days. We'll have to send something over tomorrow.
Beige: If it's bruises she's worried about, then just get some old swamp moss and some...
Storyteller: Beige...
Beige: No, really, it actually works! You cream the moss and some stuff up and it makes a nice ointment.
Storyteller: Hmm...all right, that can be your contribution to the care package.
Nora: Sounds nice...(adjusts position on sofa) So, should we take in the latest MuppetCast?
Scooter: Yeah, we haven't heard the last few episodes.
Erin: Sorry, gang, but the server in here is having technical problems, so it might have to wait.