Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: Heehee, the joke's on you, Grouchie! :3
I wonder if Ed saw the latest chapter...

Beaker: Mee mee mee?

Claudia: Yup, I'm wet.

 

[The Count]

*Bat-Wave tracker emits a ringing alert, notifying the murcielagous master as to the posting of fanfic updatery. *Flaps over in a flurry of frightedness.

 

[Erine81981]

Oscar: Heh heh heh heh heh heh........you have been April Fooled, science freak. *shuts his trashcan lid and walks back to the corner by the window in floor 2*

*opens the door* Muppet Dorms has been brought to you by the letter "F" and by the number "1". Muppet Dorms is a production of the Muppet Central Forms.

Good night out there and hope everyone had a wonderful and fun April Fools day. Bye. *shuts the door and a loud crash is heard from inside room 26* Bruce! I'll get you for that.

 

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: <Wanders in> <looks around> <looks at keys in hand> <wanders over to door> <stares at door> <looks at keys> <looks at door> <unlocks and opens door> <peers in>
Rowlf: <sitting on floor with Swedish Chef, playing cards> <looks at door> <double-take> Well, look who's outta hibernation.
Chef: Shmer? <Looks at door> <rubs "eyes">
Lisa: <steps into room> I, um... <shifts weight> <looks at keys and holds them up> Forgot what this key opened, see, and uh...
Chef: De LEESA?
Lisa: Yeah... Hi guys.
Rowlf: Hi yourself, stranger.
Chef: <Shakes head> <stands up> De RUUUel Leesa?
Lisa: Yes, Chef, the real Lisa. I, um-
Chef: Ya ber sherm, der?
Lisa: Of course I'm sure. Who else would I be? Dorothy?
Rowlf: Dorothy the goldfish? Or the girl from Kansas?
Chef: <Skeptical> Shmer go feevor føød?
Lisa: Peanut butter.
Chef: Küløør?
Lisa: Red, blue, green, depending on my mood.
Chef: Møøvi de film?
Lisa: Don't have one, Chef, you-
Chef: Bøøk?
Lisa: Chef, it's ME, alright? And I don't HAVE a favorite book, and you KNOW that, and-
Chef: <Pokes Lisa's side>
Lisa: <Jumps> EEEEEEEY!
Rowlf: <clamps paws over ears> Yup, that's her alright!
Chef: Ya mehr de høømper schnümbner da shkoow ta bea?
Lisa: <Gasp> Chef! Watch your LANGUAGE!
Chef: Mehr de SHKOOW ta BEA?
Lisa: I- <rubs neck> I've- been busy, and-
Chef: Ya HUH. <Folds arms over chest>
Lisa: Chef...
Chef: Tüü de bøørze für de lüürgen Køøk un de døøg un de hoppity hop-
Lisa: <Hugs Chef> MISSED you, ya naggin' little gibberish cook.
Chef: <Squirmy> Shnüüüür ya düüduh...
Lisa: And you missed me, too...
Chef: Bar de NUR-
Lisa: Ya did too.
Chef: <Sigh> Ya, de müür...
Rowlf: Hey, didja miss me, too?
Lisa: You have no idea. <Pries away from Chef and plops down on the floor next to Rowlf> And boy, do I have an earful for you, when you got the time. <Hugs Rowlf>
Rowlf: Sorry. Too busy.
Lisa: <Scrunches face> <looks around> Hey, where's Robin?
Rowlf: Swamp.
Lisa: Ohh. ...So, um... what'd I miss?
Rowlf: How long since you've been here?
Lisa: ...Um... <squirms> A long time?
Chef: Schimpatembabür.
Rowlf: Oh yeah. Well, um... New dormers, Rocky Horror party-
Chef: MÜÜNDA pürtien parpür.
Rowlf: Holidays, birthdays-
Chef: Khüros, singaden...
Rowlf: Chef tryin' to cook Robin-
Lisa: WHAT?
Rowlf: Twice.
Lisa: CHEF!
Chef: <Retreats>
Lisa: WHY? You KNOW better!
Chef: Bur-
Rowlf: He served his time in the closet. Don't worry about that.
Lisa: Is ROBIN okay?
Rowlf: Course he is.
Lisa: Good.
Rowlf: So what's new on your end?
Lisa: <Shrug> Not much, um... My sister got engaged... I got a new dictionary... whole line of crushes...
Chef: Aww de nüüma Bøøvn.
Lisa: ...Ah- No, actually, NONE of them were named Ben.
Chef: Mm-hm. Køøssi?
Lisa: No.
Chef: Gürn.
Lisa: <Rolls eyes> Anyway, um... <Shrug> Pulled an awesome April Fool's gag-
Rowlf: We heard.
Lisa: That was fun.
Chef: <Shakes head>
Lisa: I think that's about it...
Rowlf: Mm. <Nods> So, you gonna stick around now? Maybe catch up over the weekend?
Lisa: ...Um, well... <clears throat>... I, uh- This weekend, I'm kind of, um...
Rowlf: <Looks at Lisa>
Chef: <Løøks at Lisa>
Lisa: <Squirms> ...Busy...
Chef: <Sighs> <shakes head>
Rowlf: Oh. Well, then, maybe we'll see you in another seven months.
Lisa: It won't be seven months...
Chef: Shnür de shnür du...
Rowlf: So what is it this time?
Chef: Stagen de shø?
Rowlf: Big paper?
Chef: Ya reeder?
Rowlf: Project?
Chef: Teyl de pin?
Rowlf: Family reunion?
Chef: Høøtena døat?
Lisa: Actually, um, uh, <mumbles something>
Rowlf: Beg pardon?
Lisa: <Mumbles something that sounds like "Mow are say class.">
Rowlf: A what kinda class?
Lisa: <Clears throat> A, um- Motorcycle- saftey- class.
Rowlf: <Double-take>
Chef: SHMERGLE?
Lisa: Oh come on! You CAN'T tell me you're surprised.
Chef: Yabben da kan!
Lisa: Okay, so you can. But I won't believe it.
Chef: Füne!
Lisa: Fine!
Rowlf: ...Motorcycle safety, huh?
Lisa: Yup.
Rowlf: So you'll have your license, when you're done?
Lisa: <GRINS> <Shrug> If I pass.
Rowlf: <Nods> ...Don't hurt yourself.
Lisa: Why not? It's a fairly common activity around here. ...Or did that change?
Rowlf: Nope. Gonzo still lives here.
Lisa: That's what I thought. ...I'll try not to get hurt, anyway.
Chef: Gürn.
Rowlf: Y'might talk to Piggy about riding.
Lisa: <Nods> I thought about it. She might have some good advice. So far I've figured out that if I wear my leather jacket when my parents AREN'T around, a lot more guys pay attention.
Chef: ...Ya nøøgen da vicey-tice gar de nøgen batürm.
Lisa: Oh, I know. But she could probably help with that advice, too.
Rowlf: ...<Shakes head>
Lisa: ...What?
Rowlf: ...Welcome back, Lisa.
Chef: Ya, de vilkom de ree de stur.
Lisa: Thanks, guys.

(OOC: ...So, does the fact that this is a REALLY big post make up for my extended absence? )

 

[The Count]

*OOC: Only if you accept this short one as the reason for mine.
*Puts head down. *Modem troubles at home. *Be back soon, Beth's in charge till then.

 

[Katzi428]

Prairieplaying the piano and singing:
When the whippoorwill is singing in the forest
When the little brook is murmuring a tune
When the mockingbird is chirping in the wildwoods
And a lonely wolf is howling to the moon
When the leaves of the old oak tree start a-rustlin'
And the waterfall makes sounds like woman's tears
When the whole world is filled with mother nature's noises
That's the time to stuff cotton in your ears!
PRAIRIE!
Prairieand Rosita start giggling
I expected a nice pretty song!YEESH!
Prairie:Oh c'mon Kathy! Rowlf taught me that.I thought it was funny!
Rosita: Si,Kathy. It was funny and you know it.
All right...all right...holding up my hands in defeat You two win.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Scooter: Hey, guys, didn't we sing "She Blinded Me With Science" once?
Erin: (ice pack on head) Yeah, months ago. And we were supposed to eventually follow up with "Hyperactive" or "Europa."
Nora: But we got sidetracked. How's the headache?
Erin: Still aching, but not bad.
Storyteller: If you wouldn't spend so much time in front of the computer...
Beige: But Storyteller, she gets these every time the semester winds down.
Scooter: I'm still waiting for mine to kick in...but my teachers are supposed to assign us some really mean projects before long.
Nora: Oh, yeah...and I've got some really awful history papers to work on.
Beige: Say, when's that sister of yours getting her cookie seller award?
Nora: I think sometime in a few weeks. And our last order of cookies should arrive soon.

 

[Erine81981]

Everyone in room 26 notices the electricity shorting on and off

Must be Bunsan and Beaker again. *goes back to reading a Fan Fic*

 

[The Count]

*Strolls in whistling the theme to Sesame Street. *Unlocks door to Room #1.
Hi boys and ghouls... Anybody miss me?
Count and UD hug me in greeting: So... Vhat/what kept you?
Computer troubles guys... But it's taken care of. Now then, on to readding everything into the system... And we'll go out to Everybody Eats for dinner tonight.
UD: Before...
Yes, we'll be back in time for Smackdown and the introduction of our champion.
Count beams at the memory from last Sunday when we watched WrestleMania 24 with a few friends and fiends.

OK guys, run along and tell the rest of the gang we're back in business.

 

[BEAR]

(Some of the kids are sitting out in the garden gazing up at the sky, bouncy music starts to play)

Ernie: Aren’t the clouds beautiful? They look like big balls of cotton.
Big Bird: Aww, yeah. I can just sit here all day and watch them drift past.
Bryan: You know, if you use your imagination, you can see all sorts of things in the clouds.
Ernie: What do you see, Bert?

(during this song, Bert tries to speak is constantly being interupted by everyone else's imaginations...)

Bert: Well…I see a—
Big Bird: Mermaid,
Riding on a unicorn.
Rosita: I see an angel
Blowin’ on a big long horn.
Baby Bear: I see Mount Wushmore, Thomas and George
Wavin’ at me.
All: What do you see?
Bert: I see ya—
Red: Dragon,
Charging at an armored knight.
Charge! Charge!
Abby: The Tower of Pizza
Leaning slightly to the right
Cookie: Pizza? Yummy!
Baby Bear: I see Gowiath, half a mile tall,
Wavin’ at me.
All: What do you see?
Bert: I see—
Wanda: A team of twenty milk-white horses
Grover: I see a dinosaur
How cute!
Scooter: I see the Civil War
Rosita: The landing of the Pilgrims
Cookie: Camelot
Prairie: Caesar at the Rubicon
Bert: I see a—
Red: Circus!
Just as plain as anything.
Ernie: The clowns are on now,
Performing in the center ring.
Baby Bear: I see Pwimetheus
Wavin’ at me.
All: What do you see?
What do you see?
Bert: I see—
Mokey: The ceiling of the Sistine Chapel
Ernie: I see the Astrodome
Oscar: I see the fall of Rome (laughs)
Abby: The Pyramid of Ku-fu.
Big Bird: You too?
All: (In harmony)Seven Wonders of the World
Bert: I see a—
Grover: Gargoyle!
Like they have at Notre Dame
Scooter: The sack of carthage
Ernie: And the Dodgers-Yankee game
Go team!
Baby Bear: All twelve apostles
Wavin’ at me
All: What do you see?
What do you see?

Bryan: Well, what do you see, Bert?
Bert: (defeatedly) I was going to say a pigeon and a bottlecap…but I changed my mind.