Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Beakerfan]

Beaker: *plugs his nose* Nothanksmeep!

Alex: Sure, come on up.

 

[BEAR]

(Ernie and Bert are lying in their beds...)

Ernie: Hey, look, Bert! It's a monkey eating a banana! Khekhekhekhe!
Bert: What?
Ernie: In the clouds, Bert.
Bert: Ernie, it is night time and we are inside. There are no clouds.
Ernie: There are if you use your imagination, Bert. I even see the letter of the day. The letter L.
(A fluffy white L appears above Ernie's head)
Bert: Ernie, you are being ridiculous.
Ernie: What do you see, Bert?
Bert: I don't want to do this anymore, Ernie. I'm not good at it.
Ernie: Come on, Bert. You've gotta see something.
Bert: No, I don't. Now, go to sleep.
Ernie: Okay. Goodnight.
Bert: (murmering to himself) There aren't any clouds in here anyway. It's dark and we're inside.
(suddenly a fluffy white number 6 appears above Bert's head)
Bert: The number 6!
Ernie: What, Bert?
Bert: The number 6! The number of the day is in that cloud right there! How wonderful. What a beautifully numbered cloud it is. Eh-eh-eh-eh!
Ernie: That's great, Bert, but would you please keep your imagination quiet? I'm trying to sleep.
Bert: Oh...


Bryan's voice: Muppet College Dorms is a production of Muppet Central Forums. Goodnight!

 

[The Count]

Hi... Sorry to hear you feel that way Alex. But remember everything can be analyzed in a million ways. So don't let some over-researched nut job ruin the things you truly like/love in life. Just chauk it up to an explanation you hadn't thought of before, and can either add or choose to ignore along with your own concepts on the subject.

Now then... Count, Uncle D, you guys up to a good 40-clove chicken dinner?
*Both: Yes!

*They exit the room en route to the common room where they'll enjoy their food delivered from the Rock 'n' Roll Deli.

 

[Beakerfan]

Good point Ed! I will keep that in mind. And it's honestly not WWE that I loathe right now, it's society as a whole. A lot of things have happened this weekend that have kind of fed on my world-loathing.

 

[The Count]

No worries Alex. Besides, there's bound to be something or someone here who can restore your faith in society. If not, then hey, we're always spooking for fresh deaths to join the goth section.

*Hears whispers coming from Room #20. Oh! Is Ru home? Sure hope she has some news of the sights and sounds she and her gang have seen lately.
UD: And maybe, if she could see her way to being so kind...

Count: You just vant some fanfic from her don't you?
UD and Me: Yesh!
Me: But we're happy just to have her back where we love her...
UD: Fright back where we need her.
*Room #1's occupants start humming theme to Welcome Back Kotter.

 

[Katzi428]

Prairie:Gee...I wonder if I should buy some sheet music from Lefty for my piano.
Rosita:Oh yes!And I could use some to play songs on my guitar!
Forget it girls...no dice. Lefty probably got it cheap off the street from some other salesman and is trying to make a bundle of money for himself.
the girls look at each other
Rosita:I guess she's right.
Prairie:Yeah...I guess.
Now wait...don't look so down.We'll go to Hensonville tomorrow where there's sheet music that didn't come from a shady salesman. Look..Lefty's nice.But you just need to be careful
Anyway..Muppet Dorms has been brought to you by the letters C and G...and by the number 7! Muppet Dorms is a production of Muppet Central.Say goodnight,girls.
Prairie& Rosita:Goodnight girls!
Yeesh!

 

[Erine81981]

*gets off the floor* Was that an earthquake?

Grover: *eyes kinda crossed* I do not know. *groans while lying on the floor*

Murray: *comes out of his room* What was that?

We don't know? I hope everyone is ok. *opens the door and cheaks everyone in their rooms* Hey Bryan. Are you guys ok? Good.

Herry: *knocks on Kim's door* Hi Kim and Fraggles. Are ya'll ok? That's good. Yea. Something shook the whole building.

Grover: *knocking on Ed's door* Hel-lo there Ed and The Count. Are you guys ok? Glad to know you two are fine. See you 'round. Bye.

*heads up to Alex's room* Are you guys and girl ok? Good to know. Yea i know. You think it came from Tony's room? You don't say. I'll cheak. Thanks. *heads over to Tony's room* Hey Tony! You and the guys alright?

 

[Fragglemuppet]

*lying on the floor in some pain after being thrown down by what felt sort of like an earthquake, although since I've never experienced an earthquake, I'll have to take other peoples' word for it*
Oh..my..God! What happened? Gobo? Wembley? Are you guys alright?
Gobo: I..I think so...
Wembley: Yeah..maybe... What was that?
*struggling back up* I'm not sure. It sounded like it was close by, and the only place something like that could have come from is Crazy Harry's room!
Wembley: But he's blown up things before, and they haven't felt like that!
Gobo: Wait. Isn't Bunsen staying with them while Claudia's away?
Yeah, as a matter of fact, he is.
*walks out of room, intending to see what's going on in Tony's room. Doesn't get two steps before being knocked down by a speeding Bunsen, who is followed by a cackling and apparently very crazy Harry. Falling over*
Oof! *recovering* Oh hi Bunsen. Is everything... *realizing I'm talking to myself* Hmmm, that's interesting.
*walks back into room*

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Beige: So how are the academics?
Storyteller: It's just as bad as last semester...they're all laid up with awful tension headaches.
Beige: Ugh. Well, in the Cave, the best cure for a tension headache is to take two rocks, a pile of rotting rubberweed and some...
Storyteller: Go no further; you will be inflicting none of the Cave's quack remedies on our roommates.
Beige: Quack remedies? I'll have you know that the apothecary's pond scum and Doozer dust cough syrup worked wonders whenever...
Erin: (emerging from room with chamomile tea) Hey, guys, keep it to a dull roar, okay? (groans) I hate this time of the semester.
Scooter: (poking head out, with ice pack on) Ohh...what's going on, is there a herd of rhinos loose in the dorms?
Erin: Don't think so...that's what you get for reading too much Ionesco.
Nora: (in her room, moaning) Que je sois...que tu sois...qu'il soit...qu'elle soit...que nous...que...(screaming) Je deteste le subjonctif!
Erin: Okay, so how many breakdowns has she had over that?
Scooter: I think that's number 19.

 

[Erine81981]

Glad to know that Tony was ok. Even with those black marks from the explosion.

Murray: Good to know he's ok.

Yep.

Grover: I will never try and do any type of jumping jacks while that Crazy Harry tries and to explode things.

Yep. Come on guys. I think there's a little party going on at Steve's house.

Grover: You mean the Muppet Cast guy?

Yep. Come on. His show is having it's first birthday.

Murray: Oh good.

We all head over to the computer labs and get our headsets ready to listen to the MuppetCast.