Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Erine81981]

Murray: *walks into the hallway and looks out a window* Isn't it just beautiful up there. Well since it's almost time for bed i guess i would give the sponcers tonight.

"Muppet Dorms was brought to you by the letter "R" "P" and letter "K" and by the number
"3." Muppet Dorms is a prouduction of the Muppet Central Forms. Good night everyone. Sweet dreams."

 

[Beakerfan]

Alex: *singing softly to herself* Don't close your eyes..... don't close your eeeyes.... don't sing your last lullabyeeeee.......

Sweetums: Gee, that seems like an odd song to sing before bed.

Alex: Yeah, but it's such a beautiful song. It really helps put me to sleep.

Bean: Like in Mary Poppins?

Alex: Yeah, I guess so.

Animal: Sing song?

Floyd: Yeah, why don't you sing us a song?

Janice: Like, a bedtime song? That would be totally groovy!

Alex: *sigh* Well, okay. But only if you get in bed first.

Everyone quickly gets into bed

Alex: Stay awake,
Don't rest your head
Don't lie down upon your bed,
While the moon drifts in the skies,
Stay awake, don't close your eyes.

Though the world is fast asleep,
Though your pillow's soft and deep,
You're not sleepy
As you seem

Stay awake,
Don't nod and dream...

Stay awake,
Don't nod...... and dream

*whispers* Good night my angels..... *turns out the light and quietly gets in bed*

 

[redBoobergurl]

Beth *hums Somebody's Getting Married*
Red: Wait a minute, aren't you already married?
Beth: Yeah, I am
Mokey: Then why are you humming that song?
Beth: Because my best friend is getting married on Saturday
Wanda: Oh how exciting!
Abby: Is her dress pretty?
Beth: It really is. You guys want to see the one I get to wear?
Abby: Yeah!
Mokey: Are you in the wedding?
Beth: Yes, I'm the matron of honor
Red: Sounds like alot of responsibility
Beth: It has been, but I'm happy to be there for her. *goes to the closet and pulls out a purple gown* Here it is
Abby: I like it, it's pretty
Beth: Me too. Anyway, I might not be around much on Friday and Saturday just as a heads up guys
Mokey: No problem, have a great time!

 

[The Count]

*Arrives home a little down. Hey guys. Count: Anything happen today? Well, in one of my classes... The one with the movies, I got a smile from the first scene of The Firm where a guy's yelling "Stroke!" Reminded me of the first moment from Nora's fabulous fanfic debut. *Sigh... We need more fics, or at least more updates to get the stories started finished. Either that, or I need a dose of Bein' Green that Prawny sent me to cheer up a little.
*Slumps down in chair to listen before nodding off in a nap, maybe that dream involving the Reaper and Casper will come back to get finished.

 

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: <Glares at computer screen>
Chef: ...Mershka røøn?
Lisa: Ja, naturlich. Was ist NICHT?
Rowlf: Can't understand ya, Lisa.
Lisa: Warum nicht?
Rowlf: Woof!
Lisa: Oh... sorry... German. ...What were we talking about?
Chef: Shmergle røøn?
Lisa: Oh. Well, this paper requires that I use at least one secondary source, therefore, I have no clue what to write.
Chef: Ahhhhh. Rürten de køøken heestüreereeree!
Lisa: ...I'm afraid it's not quite that simple. <Sigh> Is it next weekend yet?
Rowlf: Not even THIS weekend yet.
Lisa: Phooey...

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

(A care package has been delivered to Lisa's door. It contains a bottle of swamp moss soothing gel from Beige, a covered bowl of chocolate pudding from Storyteller, a couple of joke books from Scooter and a new lap desk from Nora and Erin.)

Nora: How's the headache, Erin?
Erin: I think it's finally gone away. I think what happened is I strained a muscle in my neck or something.
Scooter: Ouch. Well, coulda been worse...I remember that one time my uncle sprained his knee.
Beige: Lemme guess, your aunt could have qualified for sainthood after that.
Scooter: You bet.
Storyteller: My great-aunt used to get rheumatism every spring - you could hear her creaking and groaning from five caves away.
Nora: And Mrs. Farley says she can't get up on a ladder in a shop anymore without getting an ache in her lower back.
Erin: I'm seeing a trend here - we're talking about people's orthopedic aches and pains. (pause) Speaking of which, wonder how Lisa's doing?
Scooter: Well, she's speaking German, so she must be doing a little better.

 

[The Count]

*Lieing asleep with Kermit plush he got from a lady love admirer this last St. Patrick's Day.
It's 11 o'clock... Have you hugged your Muppet today?

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

(Meanwhile, three separate sing-alongs are in process in room 7.)

Erin: (singing) Step by step,
Nora: (singing) Heart to heart,
Both: Left right left, we all fall down...like toy soldiers.

Scooter: (singing) It's poetry in motion,
Beige: (singing) When she turns her eyes to me...
Both: It's deep as any ocean, the elements in harmony...

Storyteller: (singing) Put another nickel in, in the nickelodeon, 'cause all I want is loving you, and music, music, music...

Erin: Bit by bit,
Nora: Torn apart,
Both: We never win, but the battle wages on...for toy soldiers.

Scooter: It's deep as any ocean...
Beige: It's sweet as any harmony...
Both: But she blinded me with science...

Storyteller: Closer, my dear come closer...

 

[The Count]

*Monsters, outside the dorm building... Armed with tennis rackets... Bounce Bunsen, Beaker, Pew, and Claudia back inside.
Count: 40-Love!

No... Not the Claudia, she... she stays here captive with us.
Mwahahaha! *In cackling voice: Now then my pretty... Will you post fic? Or does the houseband have to show you why we rule and you drool?

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: ;_; But, but, mesa was watching Rain man...
Mesa tired, too....;_; Working so much....it burns....it burns....