Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Erine81981]

Grover: Sure do hope Floyd liked his new gutair that we got him.

I'm sure he will love it. Well since i don't have much to do right now lets all go swimming.

Murray, Grover and Herry: Again?

Just kidding guys. Let's go skating down to the park.

Murray: Hooray! *grabs skates on*

Grover: We are ready.

Alright. Let's go! *we skate out the front door* See yea Pops.

Pops: *snorts, wakes up*

Grover: Bye Pops. We will be back later.

Pops: Ya'll kids be careful. Don't want to have to call Dr. Bob to fix anything again.

Murray: Don't worry. *trips down the steps* I'm ok! *skates off*

Pops: If those kids don't become the death of me i'll get Fozzie to kill me with his jokes. *dozes off again*

 

[BEAR]

Big Bird: (with his skates on) La la la...(sees Kyle and the Monsters) Oh, hi, guys! Mind if I join you? I love rollerskating.

 

[Erine81981]

Hey Big Bird! Sure! Nice day for a skate. *skates around Big Bird and does loopy loop around all three monsters* Ta da!

Grover: Oh yea. I can do better *skates around Herry and Murray then jumps over Big Bird* Ta da!

Murray: You better be careful Grover.

Grover: Do not worry. I am a trained professional.

Yea and that's what you said about being a waiter too.

Herry and Murray: *laugh*

Grover: Hey!

Just kidding Grover.

Grover: Ha ha ha ha....Hey Big Bird? Want to do our "Triple Bird Monster?"

 

[Beakerfan]

*runs into dorms, panting* Hey guys I *puff puff* I think I'm *puff puff* back. For now anyway. *carries a rather large package in the door* I'll just bring this up to my room, then I'll go find Ryan so he can be a free man once again. Well, sort of. I don't think anybody's really free with Uncle Dee around. *carrys package up to her room*

 

[BEAR]

Grover: Ha ha ha ha....Hey Big Bird? Want to do our "Triple Bird Monster?"

Big Bird: Okay, Grover!

 

[Erine81981]

Me and the monsters watch as Grover and Big Bird do their thing

Ok Grover and Big Bird. Are ya'll ready?

Grover: Ready!

Ok. On your mark.....get set......GO!

Herry: I hope he knows what hes doing.

Murray: Me too.

Grover revs up his speed on his skates as he head towards Big Bird who is standing still.

Grover: Ok Big Bird on my mark you will pick me up and swing me three times then you will then let go as i land on the sidewalk. Here i come!

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Storyteller: Good heavens, what's going on out there?
Nora: Sounds like roller skating.
MN: What, are they holding auditions for Starlight Express or something? (goes to investigate) It's Grover and Big Bird...and Grover wants Big Bird to swing him around three times and let go, so Grover can land on the sidewalk.
Nora: Sounds risky. (runs out to watch)
Storyteller: Oh, dear, oh, dear...if they're not careful, Grover's going to end up in the emergency room.
MN: Now, now, he's Super Grover; I think he'll survive.
(Nora runs back in)
Nora: He did it! Landed upright and everything!
Storyteller: Well, well...then he really is super.
MN: Too true. Now who wants dessert?
Nora: What do we have?
MN: Blueberry crumb, with English custard. Both made this afternoon, right after I got those peonies into their pots.
Storyteller: Sounds divine...but is it just me, or do I hear drooling sounds coming from that cloud overhead?

(meanwhile, up in heaven)

Jim: Richard, for heaven's sake, control yourself.
Richard: I can't help it, I'm still swooning over that one dish of cherry cobbler with custard...the kind that you'd need a prescription to get.

(back in room 7)

Nora: Well, why don't we invite them down?
MN: Just what I was thinking. (dishes up two more bowls of crumb and custard) Come and get it, guys!

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: Ah, it's nice to be able to stretch my legs again.
Uncle Deadly: Oh, indeed. But it was very nice of you to watch after Floyd, Pepe, and Animal for Alex while she was away, my fiend.
Ryan: Thanks, Uncle D.
Uncle Deadly: No problem at all.
Ryan: *yawns* But I swear, babysitting is gonna be the death of me.
Uncle Deadly: Quite. At least the money's good.
Ryan: Very true. Which reminds me... I need to preorder some DVD sets soon...
Uncle Deadly: Ooh, how de-frightful!

 

[ZootyCutie]

So he says, your car is a Ferrari, not a Porsche!

Janice: Like, I don't get that one.

Lips: Sure, it's a bad joke, but it's better that the bear's ones.

Zoot: I'm thinking of a song about bad jokes!

All: Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!

Maddie: I'm tellin' bad jokes now,
Really bad jokes now,
Tells a bad joke to me,
Girl!
Lady!

Janice: Why did something cross the road,
I don't know,
Make it up,
Bad jokes, come on,
I'm really great at tellin' bad jokes,

Lips: I'm tellin bad jokes now,
The ones you've heard a million times,
The kind of jokes that little kids tell ya,

Zoot: Why was I stapled to the chicken?
I don't know man,
I wasn't stapled to any chicken!

Maddie: {yells} Nice belt!

Zoot: Nice belt man!
Janice: Bad jokes,
Lips:Bad bad jokes,
All: Uh!

 

[redBoobergurl]

Red: What time is it?
Beth: I have no idea
Wanda: What do you mean?
Beth: The clocks around here are all messed up
Cookie: Me not know how to tell time anyway
Beth: We'll teach you, but now is not a good time with the clock mix up
Wanda: Hopefully Dean Chapman is aware of the situation
Beth: I'm sure he is