Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[ZootyCutie]

Okay. Let's set the present up with the others, and get this party jammin'!

Maddie: Every day is a new day
And I don't have to pretend
All my friends think I'm crazy
But I don't want this to end

Janice: When I have the chance I wanna say to you
Wishing I could take back what I put you through
I'll never do it again

Zoot: We're like oil and water still we somehow mix
And what used to be broken is somehow fixed
It's hard to explain

Lips: I know some people say
That opposites attract
If that's the truth then we
We will be together forever
(We're meant to be together forever)
(We belong together forever)

All: It's like I got nothing to do but think about you
I've got all the time in the world
If you look at my heart, you'll know from the start
That it's all I can do not to think about you

Maddie: I gave you good reason
Janice: To walk out that door
Zoot: Let me tell you I've learned a thing or two
Lips: And I'm so amazed at the things you do
All: Now don't let me go, oh, no

 

[theprawncracker]

Floyd: Aw, man, this gig is kickin'! Heh heh!
Ryan: Glad you're having a good time, Floyd.
Floyd: Thanks man. Now if you'll 'scuse me, I'd like to spend the night with my main squeeze!
Ryan: Heh, go on.
Clifford: Heh heh. Havin' a good time, man?
Ryan: *shrug* Yeah, I am.

 

[ZootyCutie]

Man, this is some great party! Janice, you should go find Floyd.

Janice: Like, you're right Maddie. Floyd, where are you?

 

[theprawncracker]

Floyd: Right here, baby! C'mon, let's boogey!
Animal: *pops up* Boo-gey! Ah ha ha!
Ryan: *shakes head* Hey, Maddie, I'm Ryan, don't think I ever introduced myself when you moved in.
Camilla: Bragawk!
Ryan: And this is Camilla...

 

[ZootyCutie]

Cool! I'm rooming with Zoot, Janice, and Lips. It's a really cool place here.

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: That it is. I live with Gonzo, Camilla, Clifford, Rizzo, and Uncle Deadly. But I'm looking after Floyd, Animal, and Pepe while my friend Alex is away. Hope you have a good time tonight, I've gotta turn in early, got a big day of babysitting in the morning! See ya!

 

[MartyMuppets]

Bill: I sure hope you had a fabulous time on your birthday Floyd. Many happy returns and I sure am enjoying myself. I'm sorry Marty isn't here as well. I don't know where he is but I'm sure he must be okay.
Here's some birthday bubbles for you now Floyd. I'll work twice as hard in making them since I haven't got Marty to back me up. Here you go.

(Bill blows really hard four or five times and produces hundreds of bubbles)
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY FLOYD. HIP HIP HOORAY!

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen: -Walks in with his invention with Beaker pushing it from the other side-

Beaker: -pant pant- MEEEE -pant pant- MEEEE

Claudia: Ooo I think I see Floyd! Let's present your gift Dr.! -wraps a paper into a voice projector-

Bunsen: -Gets her paper- Excuse me everyone! Attention please!

Beaker: ....

Claudia: -moves away-

Bunsen: If I have caught everyone's ears--especially the birthday fellow I would like to present an invention! It is called The Hologram! *Looks Prideful and chuckles* *Looks to Beaker* Turn it on Beakie!

Beaker: *Presses the button and pops out a hologramic version of the Muppet Movie*

Claudia: Woah! That thing lights up the place *Stares at it*

Bunsen: This invention is like a TV but more realistic and nearly 3dish.

Beaker: Meeemeememee!

Claudia: OOooo
Bunsen: Indeed!

 

[BEAR]

Bry: Hey, Telly!
Telly: (sitting in the corner, sadly) Hi. (looks down)
Bry: What's wrong?
Telly: Well, you are in another show?
Bry: Yeah, so?
Telly: You're going to leave us again.
Bry: No, I'm not.
Telly: You're not?
Bry: No. That last show was a tour. So I had to be gone for a while as I travelled the country. This time, my show is in one place.
Telly: Really?
Bry: Yeah! So you don't need to worry about me leaving. I'm staying right here with you and Big Bird and Bert and Ernie.
Telly: Oh good! Thank you!
(we hug)

 

[redBoobergurl]

Wanda: *reading my story* What are you doing to me? This is heartwrenching!
Red: Oh, you have no idea, the stories she wrote about me last year, they were pretty heavy too
Wanda: Oh good, it's nice to know I'm not the only torture victim.
Red: Yeah, I don't know, maybe it's because we live with her. Maybe we should warn Cookie that he could be next!
*they laugh*