Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[The Count]

*Chuckling at the thought that maybe Bunsen's fiddling with the clocks, moving the hands all the way so they read whatever time's being read. And it might not be a good idea to teach Cookie about telling time just yet, there's another clock that's counting backwards instead of forwards.
*Low evil laugh.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

*Chuckling at the thought that maybe Bunsen's fiddling with the clocks, moving the hands all the way so they read whatever time's being read. And it might not be a good idea to teach Cookie about telling time just yet, there's another clock that's counting backwards instead of forwards.
*Low evil laugh.

Bunsen: *Fiddling with the clocks* XD Oh Beeaakkiiee! Our experiment is nearly done! Let us observe how long people are able to last without proper time! I fear however tha- *Sees Claudia*

Beaker: Meepmeepmeepmeep! X3

Claudia: *comes into view* *Gasp* Dr. Bunsen Honeydew! You're the cause of this? *Sigh*

Bunsen: Oh phooey...I'll get you..and your little dog too! *cackles and tries to dissapear in a cloud of smoke but eventually fails*

Beaker: Meepmeep!

Claudia: Bunsen, please stop...you are making a fool of yourself. XD Nice special effects though.

Bunsen: Oh Beakie poo she discovered us!

Beaker: Meeepmeepp...*Runs away with Bunsen*

Claudia: GUYS YOU ARE SO DEAD! *Runs after them*

*They all stop*

Claudia: Is that the Joke Song?

Bunsen: According to my calculations--it is so!

Beaker: *Humming along with Zoot,Janice and Lips*

Claudia: *hums along* Sure is catchy! *Glares at Bunsen and Beaker*

Beaker and Bunsen: *Run run*

 

[ZootyCutie]

The clocks are down, yo.

Janice: Oh, this is rully not good! I think I had a show I wanted to watch.

Lips: If this keeps up, we could miss a gig, or forget to wake up Zoot, which I think we did.

Zoot: Huh?

I know, let's juts sing and try to calm things down.

Maddie: A silly song is silly sung
U PI DEE, UP PI DA
The words are weird
The rhyme is wrong
U PI DEE I DA

Janice: If you don't like it that's okay
'Cos we will sing it anyway
UP IPI DEE I DEE I DA
UP PI DEE, UP I DA
UP IPI DEE I DEE I DA
U PI DEE I DA
UP IPI DEE I DEE I DA
UP PI DEE, UP I DA
U PI DEE I DA

Lips: Your foot is in my pumpkin pie
U PI I DEE U PI DA
Underwear with ham on rye
UP I DEE I DA

Zoot: Chicken lips and silly things
We're unemplyed so let's all sing
U PI DEE I DEE I DA
U PI DEE, UP I DA
U IPI DEE I DEE I DA
U PI DEE I DA HEH
U PI DEE I DEE I DA
U PI DEE, UP I DA
U PI DEE I DA

Maddie and Lips: If all the maidens said 'sha boom'
U PI DEE U PI DA
My belly button left the room
U PI DEE I DA

Janice and Zoot: The northern mill's can fix me stray
But we are fools so what the hey
U PI DEE I DEE I DA
U PI DEE, UP I DA
U PI DEE I DEE I DA
U PI DEE I DA HEH

All: U PI DEE I DEE I DA
U PI DEE, UP I DA
U PI DEE I DA
U PI DEE I DEE I DA
U PI DEE I DA HEH

That felt pretty strange.​

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

*Beaker scribbles down some notes on the first observation of singing when time is down*

Bunsen: Three people down and others to go!

*Both hiding from Claudia*

Claudia: *Search* Anyone know where they went off to? *Calls* XD

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: Uncle D., do you have the time?
Uncle Deadly: Indeed I do. It is time for you to write more 'Men Are Pigs.'
Ryan: *frowns* Well, you can see that the time experiment isn't affecting me...

 

[The Count]

But why should it affect you Ryan? You've already been affected by a device that causes you to lose all concept of time, it's called that fanfic known as The Time the Muppets Beat Time. So shouldn't you update that one too? Oh, and be sure to catch up on Spidey/Muppets 3, there's a good chunk of Chapter 5 you'll absolutely glomp Sean for.

*Picks up Count, Rosita, Prairie and the cats to go out for dinner at Everybody Eats.

 

[Beakerfan]

Floyd: Al! It's great to have you back. *whacks Al on the back*
*coughs* Thanks Floyd! It's really nice to be here. It's so relaxing.... Oh my gosh! I am so sorry I wasn't here for your birthday, man!
Floyd: Aw, it's alright Al! You probably wouldn't have seen much of me anyway *gives shifty look*
Got it . Janice must be happy to have you around.
Floyd: Sssh! Not so loud man! I don't want the shrimp to think he's missin out on somethin! You know how he gets....
*Pepe pops up* HOLA MI AMIGA! H'it his nice to be away from that rat, hokay?
Yes I'm sure. *rolls eyes* Oh Floyd! Come over here! I've got somethin for ya! *pulls triangular shaped box out from under bed*
Floyd: Hey man! Groovy! *unwraps present* NO WAYYYY. *holds up a brand new bass guitar*
Pepe: Ooooh. Zat is very nice hokay. Sayyyy, what does this do? *turns knob*
Floyd: *slaps Pepe's hand away* Be careful with it!
Pepe: Say, Seniorita, did jou happen to bring me any presents? Maybe some sexy ladies who are wanting a sexy King Prawn like me hokay?
No Pepe. Not this time. You really should get out more.... Hey where's my buddy?
Floyd: Oh, Animal? I think he was working on bringing his drumset back upstairs. Or drying it, anyway. He tried to float it in the pool yesterday. I warned him, buuuut....
Well, I'll go see if I can help.... *heads outside*

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen: *Notes down one unaffected person*

Beaker: ...

Claudia: AH-HA! I found you!

Bunsen: Indeed.

Claudia: This is a silly experiment. It's just as bad as that 'coffee incident' with Beaker!

Beaker: *traumatized* meemeeemeee *twitches*

Claudia: He went uber crazy that time.

Bunsen: *Chuckles nervously*

Claudia: *Glare* Beaker--order four bottles of frappichino from Starbucks. Now *Wicked smile*

Bunsen: Oh my.

Claudia: ...> : D YAHAHAHAHAHAHA!*Cackles*

Beaker: *Is dragged by Bunsen to the room*

Claudia: Guys, I have the keys...*Checks pockets* *Gasps* Oh no!

*They snicker within the room*

Claudia: *Gets pin from her hair to open it* x3

 

[The Count]

*Bats fly up to Room #42 and drop off a few little packages. The one wrapped in darkened yellow wrapping paper stamped with brown bats all over it contains Floyd's B-Day present, a CD of groovin' tunes recorded by the greats of all rock 'n' roll from Chuck Berry (the architect) to Little Richard the reverend) to the Beatles and Three Dog Night.
Four additional little white boxes are left behind at Room #42's doorstep as well. These hold four identical Muppet Central SeniorMember badges, in the form of Kermit The Frog's head. The only thing differentiating them all is the name of their respective owner in silver lettering across the collar or on one of the eleven points of the collar itself. One's for Alex (Beakerfan), another for Floyd, the one for Animal, and last Pepe the King Prawn.
Enjoy 'em, you're part of the SM crowd now.

 

[Katzi428]

Ahhhhh! Nice to be back!looking at the clock Aw drat..it's after 11. Everyone in Room 1 must be asleep right now.Guess I'll call Ed tomorrow & tell him that Prairie,Gaffer and Rosita can come back.
*unpacking some of my stuff and putting a special picture on my night table*
whispering Goodnight little angel princess.Aunt Kathy loves you & will see you in a month!*kissing my finger & putting it on the baby's face*