Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[BEAR]

(Me and Hoots are hanging out in the livingroom area listening to the CD from Ed and relaxing)
Bry: What a great party.
Hoots: Yeah, man! It was hoppin'!
Bry: This is a great CD too. Such wonderful songs. Well, I should scoot to bed.
Hoot: Yeah, you've got a big weekend ahead of you. What are you doing anyway?
Bry: Not really sure. It's meant to be a surprise. Could be anything, I guess. Well, goodnight, Hoots.
Hoots: Goodnight, and happy birthday! (plays the Sesame Street theme on his sax)

 

[The Count]

Nngh... Now I know how it feels to be a member of the living undead... Pulled off an all-nighter adding as much as I could to the list. Still have some more rounds to go to get it finalized for posting, but that can wait... Gonna focus on my class work this weekend, with the usual sprinkling of goofing off I normally interject into my schedule. Take care guys and ghouls.

 

[Beauregard]

Bad jokes are welcome here...

Beau: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Bobo: To get to the deli?
Bean: To get to the other slide? I love slides...soo much fun! Bear, can I use you as a slide?
Bear: No.
Bean: Please?
Bear: No.
Beau: Why did the chicken cross the road.
Bo: To get to the other side?
Beau: *blink* Have you heard this before?
Bo: Um...no, no, I think you made that one up...well done.

 

[redBoobergurl]

Red: I had so much fun at the birthday party last night
Beth: Me too. Our fellow dormies sure know how to have fun!
Abby: I'm glad Bryan liked the card and the presents!
Wanda: Me too.
Red: So, what are we doing this weekend?
Beth: Well, I thought we could....
Abby *getting excited*: What? What?
Beth: I thought we could go Christmas shopping!
Red: Whoopie!
Abby: Yea!
Wanda: I'd better make a list and check it twice, I don't want to forget anything
Beth: I know what you mean

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: So...
Beau: Bo?
Bobo: Beau...
Bear: Bo, Beau?
Bean: BOBO!
Bo: Was there any point to this?

 

[christyb]

Christyb: *finishes tying a ribbon bow on our door* How's it look in there Skeeter?

Skeeter: Well I finally got all the lights that we strung into the garland to find outlets so they can light up. Say our gift wrapped door looks great!

Christy: Yeah, I'm glad you found that old Muppet Babies chrismas paper hidden in that box. It makes a super cute door with all of you in your red hats.

Skeeter: Oh yeah and everyone will love the fact that our door is a giant embarrassing baby photo. Have you wrapped your Secret Santa gift yet?

Christy: Nooo...I'm having it delivered to the dorms wrapped. So no peeking for you! You'll find out along with everyone else.

Skeeter: Aww poo...after I found the paper for you to use??

Christy: No you know the rules.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

MN: Hmm, I seem to recall someone saying that there was a sub-basement around here. Someone around town said so back on the first of April...
Nora: I thought he was referring to your bomb shelter.
MN: No, my bomb shelter is elsewhere in town. The entrance is disguised as an old subway station.
Nora: Hmm, didn't know we had a subway system in town.
MN: Well it is, after all, an underground movement.
(groans all around)
Storyteller: But...we put the presents under the tree!
MN: Er...wait a minute, I think that tree was one growing up from beneath the subfloor. It's been there for a bit. Better move the presents, stat!

(general scramble to relocate presents, while MN puzzles over a floor plan of the dorms)

 

[The Count]

If you want a floor plan Erin, LMK and I can draw one up for you a bit later. Unless you prefer to go digging through the #8400-8600 posts or thereabouts since it was after all posted.
Hope to hear from you in either case.

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: *appears in the broken wall between Christy and his dorm* Oh, neat, but, hey, you forgot to decorate half the room. *indicates the otherside of the hole*

 

[christyb]

Skeeter: Hey that's your problem and your room! The hole is just an entry way. Not to mention we're outta decorations.