Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Beauregard]

Bobo: I need to find me a benefactor for my Secret Santa.
Bo: You've not chosen yet?
Beau: You didn't choose yet?
Bean: PICK ME!
Bear: You know the word 'benefactor'?
Bobo: It was on the spilling game.
Bear: Oh, I love smelling...
Bean: PICK ME! Hey, I'm yelling...
Bo: *headslap* It's spelling, guys!
Bean: WHAT IS?
Bear: Guys is spelt, "G. U. Y. S."
Bo: Excuse me for a moment. *bangs head on wall*

 

[The Count]

Mmm... Looks like we've got our own little drama playing out here in the dorms. Wonder if this'll give Bo some added inspiration for Muffins. Oh well, gotta get this done hopefully for today so I can then use the weekend for my course's writing assignment.

 

[Beauregard]

Bobo: Oh, I've got it! I'll be secret Santa to-
Bo: *cough*
Beau: *sneeze*
Bear: *whistle...amazing, for a bear*
Bean: WHO!?!
Beau: *pause* You can't have him, that's mine!
Bobo: Yours is-
Beau: Yup.
Bo: But, Beau, I thought yours was-
Bean: WHO!?
Beau: Oh...it was...
Bean: We can have two!? Everyone pick ME!
Bear: No, you can't have two...
Bobo: Then can I have-
Bo: *sneeze*
Bobo: And you have-
Bear: *whistle*
Beau: Er...all ri-ght.

 

[christyb]

Christyb: *digging for extra extension cords in our closet, pokes my head through the hole to Beau's room* You guys have the flu in here or what?

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: *falls off sofa in surprise*
Beau: *falls on Bo*
Bobo: *falls on Beau*
Bean: DOG PILE! Or...cuter...Bunny Pile!

 

[BEAR]

Bert: (Standing by the front door) Come on, everybody! We gotta get the common room all set up for the party!
Ernie: (calling from bedroom) Be there in a minute!
Big Bird: When is the party supposed to start?
Bert: 5 o'clock.
Big Bird: Oh! This way, guys! (hurries to common room to put up decorations followed by a bunch of Birdkateers)
Telly: Bert! Bert! I brought the triangles for the party!
Bert: Telly, this isn't your party. Why are you bringing triangles?
Telly: Who doesn't like triangles?! Look at those 3 beautiful sides, and those 3 beautiful angles! Hehe!
Bert: Right...Well, just take them to the common room.
Telly: Alright! (goes to common room)
Bert: Oh brother (rubbing his forehead)... Ernie are you coming?
Ernie: (rushes in with Rubber Duckie in his hand and a package under his other arm) Sorry, Bert. I was helping Rubber Duckie wrap presents.
(Rubber Duckie squeaks)
Bert: (brow goes down) You were helping...Rubber Duckie...wrap...presents?
Ernie: Well, sure, Bert. With these little wings, you wouldn't expect me to make him do it all by himself, would you, Bert?
Bert: (Sigh) I guess not. Come on. Let's go.
(The roomies all go get things ready in the 2nd floor common room)

 

[tvlistingman]

PETER: Why don't we get the Common Room set up for the Party

BABY BEAR: And I got the decorations

ZOE: And I got Crayons for Elmo as a present

PETER: Nice

LITTLE BIRD: And some Binoculars for Bg Bird as a Xmas Present

PETER: And I got a pedometer for Herry for Secret Santa

 

[christyb]

Bo: *falls off sofa in surprise*
Beau: *falls on Bo*
Bobo: *falls on Beau*
Bean: DOG PILE! Or...cuter...Bunny Pile!

Me: *shrugs* Men, can't live with 'em.

Skeeter: *sings* Can't live without 'em

Me: Why did I know that'd be taken as a song cue?

*both of us sing*

There's somethin' irresistabullish about 'em.
We grin and bear it 'cause the nights are long.
I hope that somethin' better comes along.

Skeeter: *sings*
It's no good complainin' and pointless to holler.
If he's a hottie he'll get under your collar.
I'd rather have a night with old King Kong,

Christy: What about Clifford?

Skeeter: *sings* I hope that somethin' better comes along.

Christy: *sings*
Ah, but what could be better than a little love letter
When puppy love comes on strong?
A laddie can't live without his lassie,

Skeeter: You missed some there

Christy: *sings*
A lover in your life gives you a new leash on life.

Skeeter: You so need to work on your parody's *begins singing*

I don't mean to scare ya, my friend, but I betcha
Come "Valentine's Day", the litter bug's gonna getcha;
The urge is righteous, but the face is wrong.
I hope that somethin' better comes along.

Christyb: *sings*

Still, it's fun when they're fetching,
And agree to see an etching
That you keep at your lily pad.
There is no solution, it's part of evolution,
You'll sooner hear the souls,
The little feet of tadpoles.

Skeeter: Ah, Christy, tadpoles don't have feet!
Christy: Oh. Sorry about that.... 2, 3, 4

*both sing*

There's no limitation to mixin' and matchin'
Some get an itchin' for a critter they've been scratchin'.
A skunk was badgered the results were strong.
I hope that somethin' better,
I hope that somethin' better,
I hope that somethin' better comes along.
(Beep bop bidder da dum dum bum bum bum!)

 

[BEAR]

(coming back to the room for lunch)
Bry: Guys? Hello! Where is everybody? Ah well...I guess I'll just grab some lunch and head back out to the store.

 

[The Count]

Hmmm... Could ask Biff and Sully to fix the wall between Rooms #2 and #4. But I think their occupants prefer it that way, sort of a direct connection if you would. Just so long as they mind themselves, that's all I ask you crazies.