Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: <laughs at the hole in the wall> Ah, typical! Oy... <giggles and collapses>

 

[theprawncracker]

Me: *pokes other half with a stick* ...Paging Dr. Bob, the patient has collapsed. Diagnosis? Lack of ability to go to Princeton. Yes, yes, I know, she was SO looking forward to it...But I guess now she just doesn't want to.

 

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: <jumps up> I DO WANT TO GO! I mean, I- I think I do. I don't know! I- I'm gonna apply just to say I did. OY MY VEY! Princeton! PRINCETON! OY!
Rowlf/Dr. Bob: I'd think she'd be more comfortable at Queenston than Princeton.
Robin: Queenston?
Rowlf/Dr. Bob: Well sure- Queen of Fanfiction!
Lisa: <groans>
Rowlf/Dr. Bob: Hm. Condition seems to be improving...

 

[theprawncracker]

Me: Queen of Torture Dr. Bob, don't you remember having to treat Nurse Leyla and I after her latest torutre line adventure?

 

[TogetherAgain]

Rowlf/Dr. Bob: Vaguely. That reminds me, have you been taking your pills?

 

[theprawncracker]

Me: I can't. Leyla stole them.
Gonzo: No she didn't! You flushed them down the-
Me: *covers Gonzo's mouth*

 

[Erine81981]

Grover: Back at the old dorms.

Herry: Yep.

Well I enjoyed the trip guys. Did ya'll?

Grover: I always love when I get to see my mommy. She is my pride and joy.

Herry: Gosh, did you see my sister.

She grew up fast didn't she?

Herry: Yes. I couldn't believe that.

Cookie M: Me sister had grown too. Me couldn't believe it.

Maurice: Me eaither Cookie Monster.

Well just glad to be back at the dorms. Wonder if Oscar ever made it?

Back on Sesame Street........

Oscar: *pops out of trashcan* Well well well. Wonder if anyone had missed having a grouch around? Yo Turkey?!

Gordon: *from the window* Hey Oscar? People are trying to sleep here. Could you knock it off? *starts to shut the window but remembers something* Oh and Big Bird is already back at the Muppet Dorms. *shuts window*

Oscar: What?! He's already back! You mean everyone is back?

Oscar starts to yell while people start shouting "Be quite!" "Hush up! Were trying to sleep here!"

Oscar: I guess no one here has missed this grouch. Heh heh heh heh heh...*slams the trash lid*

 

[BEAR]

Hoots: The Dorms were brought to you today by the letter P and the number 16. (plays a soft but jazzy Sesame Street theme)

 

[The Count]

Oh man... Do I ever have a rough couple of days ahead what with stuff for college...
Will try to pop in if I can.

And congratulations Lisa... Didn't know Brian wanted you to attend his own college.
*Brian with an "i", MC member known as Princeton.
*Small joke.

Keep in mind you're gonna get a lot of letters like that, make sure you apply to the college that's right for you girly.

 

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: Man, am I cold. I'm glad we came back yesterday from Sesame Street otherwise I'd never have been able to wait in line for my c.d. this morning
Red: What's special about it that you waited in the cold for it?
Beth: It's a one of kind c.d. my favorite radio station puts out with songs that were recorded live in their studio from various popular artists
Wanda: Oh! I know about that c.d.!
Abby: Well, why did you have to wait in line? Couldn't you go buy one right now?
Beth: Nope, because the procedes go to charity they only produce a limited number. They sell out in about an hour
Red: WOW!
Beth: Yep, but I got my copy! I'm so excited!
*they pop it into the c.d. player*