Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Katzi428]

I really had a lot of fun down at Sesame Street,this week.
Prairie:I'm glad you did.My parents were so happy to see you! They said that you're welcome to come anytime.
Thanks Prairie...that's sweet of them! I need to write them a thank you note .
Prairie:Kath...you said thank you before we left.
Yeah...but I'll write them anyway.
Prairie:OK....whatever you want.
Rosita...I enjoyed having dinner at your house.I just wish my Spanish wasn't so limited.
Rosita:You did fine,silly! Mama and Papa speak both English andSpanish. And we translated for Abuela. By the way....she thought you girls were very kind and charming!She told me this after you left the other night.
That was nice of her.Her cooking was delicious!Looks like Gaffer's happy to be home.
Gaffer:Zzzzzz....Purrrrrrr....

 

[BEAR]

Bry: (driving the full bus back to the Dorms) What a great trip!
Telly: Yeah, I had so much fun.
Big Bird: Me too! It's always great to show our friends where we live.
Bry: Hey, Cookie! I think I heard you were hungry, so I had Alan fill up this bag of something. Enjoy! (tosses a bag of cookies back to Cookie Monster)

 

[BEAR]

(walking into room 29 at the Muppet Dorms)
Bry: Ah, dorm sweet dorm!
Telly: Hey, Bryan? Are there any extra cookies around? I never got any on the bus ride.
Bry: You didn't?
Telly: I was sitting next to Cookie Monster!
Bry: Oh, that figures. Yeah, there should be some in fridge for ya. Well, I need to go out and get a birthday present for one of our Dorm friends. Who's coming with me?
Bert: I'll join you.
Ernie: Me too!
Big Bird: Let's all go!
Telly: I've got the cookies!
Bry: Then let's roll!

 

[theprawncracker]

Gonzo: Hey Ryan! I was looking through the newspaper for my act looking for the comic page so I could make my act more funny-
Me: I see you were also borrowing jokes from Fozzie...
Gonzo: Maybe, but anyway, I saw that "Happy Feet", a movie about penguins, comes out Friday! We should go see it! You know, seeing as you have that thing for penguins.
Me: ...Actually Gonz, I've alredy got plans to see "Happy Feet" on Friday.
Gonzo: Oh! Even better! We can all tag along with your friends!
Me: ...
Gonzo: We can't tag along with your friends?
Me: Friend...
Gonzo: You're going to a movie with one person?
Me: ...Yes.
Gonzo: Oh. Well who? Bo? Kyle? Ed? Fozzie?
Me: ...They don't live at the dorms...And they're um...Well they're not a guy...
Gonzo: Your mom?
Me: No Gonzo!
Gonzo: Oh Ryan! That's so sweet!
Me: Well, you know Gonzo...I am, apparently, quite the lady charmer.
Gonzo: You charmed your grandma into going to a movie with you?
Me: No! Gonzo! I'm going on a date!
Gonzo: Ah ha! I knew it!
Me: Sheesh...
Gonzo: So Ryan, who's the lucky lady? *eyelid raise* Lisa?
Me: Oy...No you nincompoop!
Gonzo: Oh. Well I guess you're right, it would be weird, dating your other half and all.
Me: *picks Gonzo up by his collar and tosses him out of room*
Gonzo: Whoopie!

 

[BEAR]

(Bert & Ernie are going for a walk when Gonzo lands right in front of their feet)
Bert: Gonzo?
Ernie: Boy, the weather sure has been strange lately. Khekhekhe!

 

[Katzi428]

:Me: *picks Gonzo up by his collar and tosses him out of room*
Gonzo: Whoopie!

Look!Up in the sky!
Prairie:It's a bird!
Rosita:It's a plane!
It's a WEIRDO!!

 

[theprawncracker]

Me: *pokes head out of room* Please do not feed the weirdo. Thank you.
Clifford: Heh heh, please don't feed the prawn either! We gotta keep 'im limber for his big date on Friday!
Gonzo: *sniff* Our little prawn is growing up Camilla...
Camilla: Brawk bawk byuck bawk.
Gonzo: Is this the little prawn I caaaaarried
Is this the little boy that writes?
Uncle Deadly: I don't remember growing older
But I do remember sleepless nights.
Clifford: When did he grow to be a beauty?
Me: Say what now?
Clifford: When did he grow to be so tall?
All: Wasn't it yesterday when heeeeee was smaaaaall.
Sunrise, sunset
Sunrise, sunset
Swiftly flow the days
Seedlings turn overnight to sunflowers
Blossoming even as we gaze.
Me: You have got to be kidding me...
All: Sunrise, sunset
Sunrise, sunset
Swiftly fly the years
One season following another
Laden with happiness and tears.
Gonzo: What words of wisdom can I give him?
Me: I don't think I want your wisdom.
Gonzo: How can I help to ease his way?
Me: I can't take this. *goes back into room, leaving dormies singing in the hallway*

 

[Skeeter Muppet]

Kim: Ah, 8:30 and all is weird.
Gillis: Don't you mean "all is well?"
Kim: *giving him a Look* In this place, Gil?
Gillis: ...I see your point.
Kim: How's Leafy settling in, Betty Lou?
Betty Lou: *watching her turtle in its bowl on the desk* Just fine! Thanks for saying I could bring her.
Kim: Don't thank just me; thank Ed, too.
Betty Lou: Oh, I will!

-Kim

 

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: HOLY MOSQUITOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rowlf: What?
Lisa: HOLY MOSQUITOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chef: Shmergle?
Lisa: HOLY MOSQUITOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Robin: Where?
Rowlf: <double-take>
Lisa: HOLY MOSQUITOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rowlf: We heard you the first time! What's going on?
Lisa: THIS! <holds up letter and waves it around>
Robin: The mail?
Rowlf: Who is that Bill guy, anyway?
Lisa: No no no, it's a letter!
Robin: What letter? L?
Rowlf: A?
Chef: M?
Lisa: NO! A letter, like, a REAL letter, you know, through the mail? A personal letter, addressed to me...
Robin: Who's it from?
Lisa: The Dean of Admissions at PRINCETON UNIVERSITY!
Rowlf: <double take> Princeton?
Lisa: PRINCETON!
Rowlf: Wow...
Robin: What's Princeton?
Lisa: It's a very very very very VERY good college that's very very very very VERY hard to get into and- Well here, the first two sentences say that my academic achievements suggest that I'm looking at the nation's most outstanding universities, and I'm invited to consider Princeton. PRINCETON! Oy my oy my vey...
Rowlf: Congratulations!
Lisa: Princeton! Princeton wants me! No WONDER I don't have a life!
Rowlf: ...No comment.
Lisa: Wise choice.

 

[theprawncracker]

Me: Did I hear the holy mosquitoes right?! GONZO! OTHER HALF MANUEVER 81A!!
Gonzo: They're ALL manuever 81A!
Me: Just do it!!
Gonzo: Right!
Me: LEFT!!
Gonzo: *lights self out of a cannon and blows through Lisa's wall*
Me: *darts through hole in other half's wall* CONGRATULATIONS!!! ...Oh, and don't worry, I'll get that wall fixed...Someday.