Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[The Count]

Uh no Sara... *Whispering: The plan was that you'd look after her "on" Friday. But it's OK, I'm sure Sis wouldn't mind you looking after her roomie till then. Just to be safe, you should send her a PM talking about it.

And I'll get to your PM next Beth.

 

[tvlistingman]

PETER: How is cheerleading practice, Zoe

ZOE: Terrific, (giggles)

PETER: I PM either Bryan or Big Bird about the Birdkateers meeting and soon either Bryan or Big Bird gets this message, you're going to members of Birdkateers

LITTLE BIRD: How nice of Big Bird

BABY BEAR: That is so sweet of him.

PETER: We are incredibly healthy, I can't believe some people are sick

ZOE: It is just cold season, Peter, but we're eating healthy

 

[theprawncracker]

Me: Welp, I'm feeling MUCH better today.
Gonzo: Even though you have a chemistry test tomorrow?
Me: ...Thanks Gonzo...*goes back to studying*
Gonzo: Anytime pally. *pats back*
Me: *elbows Gonzo in the chest*
Gonzo: Ooh, thanks Ryan, that spot was feeling WAY too good.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

*To Erin: Shhhhh... We don't want to incur another one of Bean's attacks.

MN: And I'm sure the others wouldn't want that either.

(Storyteller emerges from the bathroom, wearing a gray wig and holding a red paint-stained paintbrush)

Storyteller: (dry, cracked feeble voice) Norman...
MN: (slight shudder) Get away from that shower, Mrs. Bates. (shudders again)

 

[The Count]

Huh? Mother?
Count: Are you hexpecting a wisit from Norman?

Bates or the Quadradimensional?
Count: "Psycho" Bates.
Nope... He knows this is the MC Dorms. All haunters should be tucked away for the night back at the castle or in his case, Bates Motel.
Count: Ah... Wery vell then.
*Both go back to sleep.

 

[Beauregard]

Bean: *bangs on Muppet Newsgirl's door* Norman is my middle name! You called? Hmm? Hmm?
Beau: *creeps by*
Bobo: *on tiptoes*
Bo: *runs into own room, slams and double locks the doors*

 

[BEAR]

Ernie: Yum! What a great late night snack. Well, time for bed now.
Bry: Ernie, you're done? Aren't you going to finish your numbers and alphabet soup?
Ernie: No, I'm saving those. It's the number and letter of the day. The letter K and the number 8. I'll eat them up tomorrow. Goodnight!
Bry: Okaaay...

 

[The Count]

Announcement.

Hello, here's another update from the dorms management team.

Not sure if you're awre, but the 3rd semi-annual MC awards will be handed out on 9/22/2006, a week from this Friday. Head on over to the MC Awards 3 Strikes, You're Out! thread and vote for all of your favorite MC'ers in the ton and a half of zany categories. Hope this helps and have a good day.

 

[theprawncracker]

Me: *walking by bulletin board on way to class* Ooh, I better tell Ed that the Awards have been changed to the 22nd due to scheduling dificulties. Cliff, you mind doing that? I've gotta jet off to class.

Clifford: No problem dude. I'll head over to his dorm right now. *heads off to Room #1 while Ryan heads off to school* *knocks on door* Yo Ed, Ryan tells me that the day of the award show has been changed to Friday the 22nd, a week from tomorrow, ya'll may wanna edit that bulletin of yours.

 

[The Count]

Thanks Cliff... Taken care of. Oh, and you should probably hand in the team roster later today, you'll have all of tomorrow to practice for the game on Saturday.