Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[The Count]

Well... At least Uncle Deadly will probably be at the theater, he'll tell Kyle the awards aren't until next week.

I'll be coming home soon guys... Keep the dorms nice and clean.

 

[BEAR]

Ernie: Oops! Be right back!
Bry: Where are you going?
Ernie: Hold the sandwich for me, Bryan. Ed will be back soon and I left a huge mess down in the reading room.
Bry: Better hurry.
Big Bird: Thanks for the birdseed milkshake, Bryan. I'm gonna have to have a quick lunch today. I am meeting with the Birdkateers this afternoon.
Bry: Oh yeah! First meeting of the new semester, huh?
Big Bird: That's right. I'm not sure who's gonna show up. I think Little Bird and Baby Bear will be there though.
Bry: Well, whatever you do, I'm sure you'll have a good time.

 

[The Count]

Hmmm... Nice sig Bry, wonder where it's from though.
Oh, Camilla signed up for Birdketeers too after the announcements were posted. And don't forget to cast your votes for the MCies.

 

[BEAR]

Thanks, Ed. My new sig is from "Dance Myself to Sleep" when the boogie woogie sheep come in.
That's right, Camilla did sign up, didn't she. Well, I'm sure Bird will see her there.
As for the MCies, most of my votes are in. Also sent to Ryan a couple new category ideas. Hope he got them.

 

[theprawncracker]

Me: Clifford, you STILL haven't posted the football roster??
Clifford: Hey dude, you can't rush perfection.
Me: Right, tha'ts why I'm not rushing you.
Clifford: I'll forget I heard that. *exits to go post football roster*

*It reads: Hey again ya'll! It's Clifford! Here with the roster for the MC Frogs line up for the 06-07 season! Here it is ya'll, enjoy!!

Clifford: Quarterback
Cookie Monster: Blocker/Wide Reciever
Herry Monster: Blocker/Wide Reciever
Ernie: Reciever
Tell Monster: Blocker/Wide Reciever
Ryan: Scapegoat

There ya go ya'll! Hope to see you Saturday for the first game! And practice starts tomorrow!

Me: Cliff...What's that about...Me?
Clifford: Oh nothin', just be on the field tomorrow after school.

 

[tvlistingman]

PETER: How was birdkateers

LITTLE BIRD: Awesome

BABY BEAR: I loved it

ZOE: Oh it is awesome, Baby Bear

PETER: Why don't we order pizza for dinner, everyone wants pepperoni

ALL: RIGHT!!!

PETER: And after that, dorm pool for swimming!

 

[The Count]

Yeah... Thought that's where it was from Bry... Just didn't recognize it at first.
*Getting back home... Mmm, that hamburger and potato salad at the Rock & Roll Deli sure was good.
Count: Yes... And I hope to have a good sleep tonight, vhat vith all the stormy veather.

OK, I'll be in the reading room, hope the fanfic library got some updates.
*Reads MC Frogs roster... Heh, Ryan's the... Guess he'll be the one kicking the field goals and kickoffs, that's what a scapegoat's for on a football team.
*Chuckles and moves away to the library. Oh and Clifford, the game's on Saturday. Tomorrow's, er, well it'll be a great day.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Nora: (pokes head out door) Okay, he's gone.
MN: At last. I've got an article to finish up for the paper...but I could go for some tea and scones.
Storyteller: Yes, and I've got to re-sort all these stories from Amanda. The ones about her zany uncle.
MN: (goes into kitchen, gets a plate of scones and pours a mug of blueberry tea) Got a new one for you. One about him giving his mother a pair of diamond earrings.
Storyteller: Oh, how sweet.
MN: He dropped them in her refill of champagne at a Christmas party.
Storyteller: Oooh! Oh...well, those would be expensive gallstones.
Nora: Did she swallow them?
MN: No she didn't...but Amanda says her uncle didn't try that again after that. It was all done in a typically amusing Hunt-like way...and it sounds like Jane loved the earrings. (smiles) I love hearing anecdotes like that. (parks herself at desk and starts typing)
Nora: My dad did something like that when he proposed to Mom. Dropped the ring in her glass of sparkling cider while she wasn't looking.
Storyteller: Charming.
Nora: (giggle) He tied the ring to a big rubber spider first. He says you could hear her scream all the way across the restaurant.

 

[Erine81981]

Few hours later.......

Seems that we went to early.

Maurice: Seems I don't need my top hat and bowtie at the moment. *takes them off*

*phone rings* Hello? Hey Bryan. What up? Ooooooh I see. The awards aren't till next week. I see. Sorry I didn't hear you before. I was wondering. We got down there and couldn't get in.

Cookie M: Me got ready for nothing. Oh well. *eats bowtie and cufflings*

*looking at Cookie Monster* Yeah I know. I just thought with what Ed had said. Thanks Bryan. Thanks for letting me know now. I'll talk to you later. Bye. *hangs up* Well I'm going on to take a nice warm bath.

Maurice: I'm going to read some more.

Cookie M: Me just relax and watch TV. *plops down starts eatting some cookies*

 

[Erine81981]

In the bathtub......

*starts humming and some music starts*

Songs, are around whenever you need them
Songs, follow you wherever you lead them
Songs, they seem to come alive each time you sing 'em
Songs, you can play them straight or you can swing 'em
Songs, don't know how we'd get on without them
Songs, you can hum them, whistle or shout them....

At Walmart........

Herry: (whistling outside the same tune)

Grover: *in the bakery* Songs can keep you company when you're alone
So find a song and you'll be halfway home
You can't go wrong
So believe in a song....