Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Nora: Hi, Sadie!
MN: Nice to see you again, Sadie...don't know where Scooter and Sara are at the moment, though...wha? No Holy Book of Armaments jokes? No fair, man...

But at least: There is no rule 6!

 

[ReneeLouvier]

Sadie: Oh thank you! Sara told me she'd be staying in room #20...or was it #5? I can't seem to remember. I'll just hang out with you guys until she shows up!

 

[The Count]

*To Erin: Shhhhh... We don't want to incur another one of Bean's attacks.
Oh hello Mrs. Grosse. Scooter and Sara are downstairs in Room #5. Just go past the double doors into the hallway and the common room, Seymour will help you with the elevator in the Old World furnace. Do you need me to show you where their room is?

 

[Skeeter Muppet]

And no Holy Book of Armaments jokes out of you Bo or Erin.

Kim: What about me? Can I make Holy Book of Armaments jokes?
Betty Lou: Nah; I'm more in the mood for the Knights Who Say 'Ni'.
Gillis: Is it an African or a European swallow?
Tosh: This is an ex-parrot!
Boober: ...uh, I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay?
Kim: Boober, you know how much I hate that song...
Boober: Sorry.

-Kim

 

[Beauregard]

Bean: *practasing cheerleading* Give be an "O!"
Beau: *sigh* Oh?
Bean: Give me a U!
Bobo: You...stop that this instant.
Bean: Give me an "R!"
Bo: O? U? R? what does that spell anyway?
Bean: Give me an "Oh you are so cute Bean and we love you to bits and would never hit you with a baseball bat!"
Bobo: Give me a baseball bat...

 

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: Guys, I've been thinking about a third roomie
Red: Really?
Abby: Who? *sneezes*
Beth: Bless you. Anyway, she be a great addition to the choir
Red: Ok...
Beth: She's got good fashion sense so she'd be fun to have around for makeovers
Abby: Ooh, she sounds pretty
Beth: And she'd make a certain dog who lives upstairs quite happy
Red: OH! I know!
Beth: Yeah, well I'm going to talk to Ed and then see if my friend would like to join us so don't get excited yet.

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: Have you seen -
Bobo: - SHH!
Bean: *alseep under the sofa*
Bo: Alright...tiptoe...
Beau: How do I tip my toes?
Bo: *clamps hand over Beau's mouth as the three creep out of the apartment*
Bean: *opens one eye* I knew that would get rid of them. *cute giggle*

 

[BEAR]

Bert: What's with all these strange people moving into the Dorms?
Ernie: Strange people? You're one to talk, Bert.
Bert: Ernie!
Ernie: (Snickers) Khekhekhe!
Bert: I'm serious. These people. I've never seen them before.
Ernie: Me neither, but I'm sure they are nice if we just give them a chance and get to know them.
Bert: I dunno about this.
Ernie: Come on, Bert. Let's go outside.

 

[ReneeLouvier]

(I'm assuming I'm keeping Skeeter company until Friday, okay? Meaning I can use her for talking and stuff until then.)

Sadie: Oh no need, Ed! Thanks for telling me where they are! *goes down the hall to the double doors, and waves to Ernie and Bert as they're leaving to go outside.* Hi there boys!

Seymour: I'll help you with those bags. Going down or up?

Sadie: Down please, I'd like to get whatever level room 5 is at.

Seymour: Okay-dokey! *closes the doors, and goes down to the lower level.* There we are.

Sadie: Thank's again, Seymour! *starts to knock on the door, only to find it partway open, to a somewhat funny/touching scene.*

*Scooter and Skeeter are on either side of Sara helping her with some yoga, as she's been ordered to do by her doctor, to help keep her knee limber. She keeps falling flat on her face, slight winces of pain flashing across her features.*

Sadie: Oh you poor dear, what happened to you!?

Scooter: *hears his mother, and falls foward out of a position suddenly.* MOM?!?

Sara: Mrs. Grosse! Ooww....a..pleasure to meet you. I thought it would be tomorrow when you were coming....*is rubbing her knee softly, as she sits against the bedframe, watching Scooter spaz over the early arrival of his Mom.*

Skeeter: *She gently pulls herself out of a difficult position, and smiles over at Sadie.* Hey Mom. Like Sara said, didn't expect you till tomorrow.

Sadie: Well, I was already in town before I knew it, so I figured I'd go ahead and get settled into here.

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: *running along hallways*
Bobo: Yup, we lost him.
Beau: Uh oh...is he dead?
Bo: Not that lost...
Bean: *walks up calmly* Oh who's lost? You know, if we stuck together, no one would ever get lost! Yey!
Bo: Have you been having lessons with Elmo?