Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[The Count]

Hmmm... Wonder what news Robin had for Lisa. Oh well, gotta get on the morning minute marathon to get ready for another day at school. The term starts today at the campus for me. Have a good day guys.

 

[tvlistingman]

Peter: Guys, guess what I found in my attic

Elmo: What Peter?

Peter: The Muppet Show Book from 1978!!!

Zoe: Oh! Boy! let's look together, Peter!?

Peter: That's the opening!

Zoe: These are all the Muppets!

Elmo: Some of them live in the dorms, Elmo's good friends with them, Kermit, Miss Piggy, Rowlf.

Peter: There's Gonzo in the O, the smoking trumpet!

Elmo: He looks very funny.

Zoe: The New Go-fer with Scooter and Kermit!

Elmo: Mahna! Mahna!

Peter: Cowboy Time with Fozzie and Rowlf, Robot Frog

Elmo: Pigs in Space

Zoe: Gonzo the Great

Peter: The Newsman!

Elmo: Elmo knows where he is

Zoe: That is an interesting book, Peter!!!

Elmo: Elmo's got an idea, Peter, why don't you PM Ed, and tell them that you have the Muppet Show Book and why don't everyone in the dorms reads the book, then that will bring back good memories

Peter: Yeah!

 

[redBoobergurl]

Red: Yea!!
Mokey: What?
Red: Gonzo's joined the swim team now too!
Mokey: Gonzo?
Beth: Is that a good thing?
Red: Sure! He's willing to do just about anything! Man, this is going to be great!
Beth: Well, if nothing else, I'm sure you'll have alot of fun
Red: Yep!
Mokey: By the way, Kathy gave me some of these donut things for each of you. I had one on my break at the library yesterday and it was really yummy
Beth: Thanks!
Red: So, I think that the Fraggle party is tonight, I should talk to Philip again
Mokey: Didn't you say he wanted me to make Lima Bean soup?
Red: Yep!
Mokey: In that case I'd better head to the store after class!
Beth: Well, I gotta get going guys, see you this afternoon!

 

[BEAR]

Bry: Here's your birdseed milkshake, Big Bird.
Big Bird: Thanks, Bryan. Looks good.
Bry: Sorry, I know they aren't quite the way Alan makes them.
Big Bird: That's okay. You can't go too wrong with a birdseed milkshake.
Bry: So what is everyone up to today?
Big Bird: I have a Birdkateers meeting today. A duck is going to come and do a guest lecture.
Rosita: Oh really? What about?
Big Bird: We're all going to learn how to quack the alphabet.
Telly: Quack the alphabet?
Big Bird: Yep! Of course, I already know how to speak duck, so it will all be review for me.
Snuffy: Say, can come too, Bird. I'm not that good at quacking, but I love to say the alphabet! Doh-hohoho!
Big Bird: Sure, Snuff. You're always welcome in our club.
Bry: Telly, is there swim practice today?
Telly: (putting food in Chucky Sue's cage) Gee, I don't know! I forget when we meet. I'll have to find out.
Rosita: Well, Bryan and I have our music lesson, don't we?
Bry: That's right. Say, Hoots, are you doing any teaching this semester?
Hoots: I'm doing a week long masterclass on jazz, but it doesn't start til later on. I'll keep you all posted.
Bry: Sounds good. Well, I'm off to class. Come on, Rosita.
Rosita: Okay!
Bry: We'll see you guys later!

 

[redBoobergurl]

Red: All right, who wants to play pin the radish on the plant?
Mokey: I do!
Beth: Sure, why not!
Red: This is fun, I love parties!

 

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: <looks around room 24 and laughs>
Rowlf: Uh oh. Who's tickling her now?
Lisa: No no, nobody's tickling me. I just think it's funny that we still haven't cleaned up from that pillow fight! Look at this, we've still got two... three blankets on the floor, a couple of our pillows, probably at least 200 feathers... I feel bad for whoever brought a feather pillow in here for the fight...
Robin: Are you sure that's not from your feather pillow?
Lisa: Of course not! <picks up pillow> See, my feather pillow is in PERFECTLY good... well um...
Rowlf: Condition? That's not what I'd call perfect.
Lisa: Well, it... Well, it's no worse than it was this time yesterday!
Rowlf: That's not saying much.
Lisa: Oh hush. You be nice to my pillow! It has fe- er...
Rowlf: Feelings? Since when do pillows have feelings? Last I checked, that pillow isn't a Muppet.
Lisa: I wasn't going to say feelings, I was going to say, um, feathers! Yes! This pillow has feathers.
Robin: You were going to say feelings.
Lisa: Okay, okay, I admit it! I was going to say that the pillow has feelings. There, I said it. Are you happy now?
Rowlf: You know you said you were gonna get us for tickling you, but so far you're just digging yourself deeper.
Lisa: Well- I- ...I never said when or how I would get you, I just said I would.
Rowlf: Minor technicallity.
Lisa: That's the best kind!
Chef: Hee-a hee-a hee-a, thet peelloo flooffffy fluety feeght soore-a ves su mooch foon! Vhu throo thet lest greet geeunt beeg flooffffy fluety peelloo?
Robin: I think that was Snuffy. It was big enough...
Chef: Vell iff it hedn't beee fur thet greet geeunt beeg flooffffy fluety peelloo, I vuoold hefe-a vun zee feeght, yuoo knoo...
Rowlf: Don't talk so tough, Chef, I saw Kathy get a couple good whacks at you.
Lisa: Ha! Like you never got hit either, Rowlf!
Rowlf: I never said that...
Lisa: <shakes head> Hey speaking of the pillow fight, I think we oughta thank everybody who joined in somehow. If we're quick, it can be a surprise when whoever's at the Fraggle Party gets back to their rooms. Any ideas?
Robin: I've got one!
Lisa: Ooh tell me!
Robin:<whispers in Lisa's ear>...

<One hour later, a few throw pillows tied up with ribbons and bows are in front of the doors of all pillow fight participants, with a note: "Happy Feather Throwing!">

 

[theprawncracker]

*opens door at room 25* Well would you look at this! Lisa gave us a new throw pillow! How nice!

Cantus: Well I'm sure you and Gonzo deserved such a...er...gift.

Yeah we did! We were great last night!

Cantus: *nods* Yes well, I am off to the Fraggle banquet with my magic pipe!

Alright great! I'll tag along!

*Cantus and I head out to the Fraggle party, Cantus plays his pipe as we enter*

Cantus: Music grows in the rose,
Rock, and rain, and the blowing snow storm,
Everything seems to sing, everywhere I go.

Both: I say one, two, play me do,
Let me sound as sweet as you!
Play me wide, play me long!
Let me be your song!

*Cantus plays pipe*

Yeah...

Cantus: Play me high, play me low,
Play me where the wild wind's blowing.
Play me wide, play me long,
Play me for your song!

Both: One, two, play me do,
Let me sound as sweet as you,
Play me wide, play me long!
Let me be your song!

Cantus: I am Cantus, and he is Ryan! And we travel these boundless dorms-

Psst, wrong speech Cantus!

Cantus: Oh! Yes excuse me, anyway, I heard you needed entertainment for this party, and whenever I am near I play a collection of Fraggle songs. I am near! I am here! Let the party begin!

It already started.

Cantus: *blink* This is all very confusing...

 

[tvlistingman]

ELMO: That was some pillow fight (feeding Dorothy)

ZOE: Yeah!

PETER: Whoa! That was some great thing

ELMO, ZOE: Night Peter!

ZOE, PETER: Night Elmo!

ELMO, PETER: Night Zoe!

 

[Erine81981]

Let's watch "The Muppet Movie" tonight. Ya'll want to?

Grover: Sounds good to me.

Herry: Got the popcorn.

Cookie M: Got the sodas and cookies.

Ok. *grabs a soda from cooler* Thanks Cookie. *starts movie*

Grover: Oh how I love this movie.

Herry: Yep. Me too.

Cookie M: Shhhhhh.....movie starting.

 

[Fragglemuppet]

Good afternoon roomies!
Lou: You missed the party last night, you know.
I know, I'm sorry. I actually surprised myself last night by going to bed early!
Gobo: I guess you must have needed it then.
Yeah, I guess. So, did you have fun last night?
Lou: You bet! We played all sorts of fun games.
Wembley: And had food.
Gobo: And Cantus came and played music for us.
Wembley: And And don't forget about the food.
Gobo: Yeah, Mokey is just about as good a cook as Boober I think. Say that reminds me, I haven't seen him around here in a long time.
I guess he and his roommates have been busy.
Gobo: Yeah, I suppose so. So, what are your plans for the rest of the day?
Well, in a few minutes I'm going to have lunch if anyone wants some, and then maybe I'll either watch TV or a muppet movie of some sort.
Gobo: Gee, I'd love to join you, but Wembley and I have class in a few minutes.
Lou: I'll join you, if you don't mind.
Of course not! We'll see you boys later.
Wembley: So long. *blows kiss to Lou*