Robin: Hey Lisa! Guess- oh. You're doing homework, aren't you?
Lisa: Yes, but give me two seconds and... YES! Finished! What can I do for you, Robin?
Robin: Guess what?
Lisa: What?
Rowlf: Chicken butt!
Lisa: ROWLF!
Chef: Cheeckee? Vhere-a?
Lisa: No, there's no chicken in here, Chef. And even if there was, I wouldn't let you cook it!
Chef: <sigh>
Lisa: Now what were you saying, Robin?
Robin: Guess what?
Lisa: I did. Just tell me.
Robin: You have to guess.
Lisa: Fine. What?
Robin: Chicken butt!
Chef: Vhere-a?
Lisa: <headslap>
Rowlf: <pats Robin on back> You learn well, Robin.
Lisa: Yes, but you teach poorly, Rowlf. <throws pillow at Rowlf>
Rowlf: What was that for?
Lisa: Well, they're called "throw pillows" for a reason, you know! <throws another pillow at Rowlf>
Rowlf: <throws pillows back> Go fetch.
Lisa: <throws another pillow> No way!
Robin: PILLOW FIGHT!
Chef: Oh, zee peelloo flooffffy fluety feeght! <grabs pillows and starts throwing> Luuk oooot, I em zee tup chempeeun ece-a ooff peelloo flooffffly fluety feeghts!
Lisa: Hey! <smacks Chef with pillow> You leave that pillow alone, that's my feather pillow!
Rowlf: All's fair in love and war! <smacks Lisa with pillow>
Lisa: <smacks Rowlf with pillow> There ain't nothing in there about pillow fights!
Robin: <randomly smacking pillow around> There should be!
Lisa: Hey, whose side are you on, little frog? <tosses pillow near Robin>
Rowlf: Hey I've got an idea. Boys against girls! <throws pillow>
Lisa: NO FAIR!
Robin: You mean boys against girl?
Lisa: NO FAIR! <throws pillow>
Chef: Yes, buys egeeenst gurl! Ooh, und I hefe-a a leeghtboolb guud idea. Let's gung up und teeckle-a zee sqooeeky her!
Rowlf: Yeah, let's tickle her!
<all three boys start trying to tickle Lisa>
Lisa: NO! NonononononononononEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO FAIR!
Rowlf: <scratches ear> Boy. Any higher, and I'd be the only one in here who could hear that! <continues tickling>
Lisa: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! NO FAIR NO FAIR NO EEEEEEEEE! I'LL GET YOU GUYS FOR THIS! NO FAIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
<hysterical laughter>