Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: Hey ladies, what do you want to do today?
Red: I don't know, I was kind of thinking of playing in the snow
Beth: Want to go sledding?
Red: Yeah!
Mokey: I think I'll build a snowman, it's good snowman type snow out there
Red: You could make a snow fraggle!
Mokey: Hey! Maybe I'll make snow sculptures of the three of us!
Beth: That's a great idea! Come on, let's go!
*all three bundle up and head outside*

 

[theprawncracker]

Gonzo: *sigh* I'm hopeless...

Huh? What's wrong Gonzo?

Gonzo: Oh, it's just that I can't get my new act right!

Well what is it?

Gonzo: I can't balance a sottering iron on my nose while singing "Zippidee Doo Dah" in a inflatable pool of chocolate pudding!

...Gonzo, you really shouldn't feel bad, I think you're the only one who's even attempted that stunt.

UD: *appears out of no where* That is not true, I saw a man die from it once.

Gonzo: How can I compete with that?!

Cantus: You could be a great weird thing!

Gonzo: Me? No way! I'm just a dumb painiac...

Cantus: You could be a coward!
You could be a king,
You could be the kind of kid who teaches us to sing!
You could be whatever your little heart desires,
You could be a walkin', talkin', breathin' ball of fire!

Gonzo: Really?! Cool! I'd love to be on fire!

Cantus: Sometimes a mountain!
Sometimes a stone,
Sometimes a river winding round to find a home!
You could crawl away,
You could fly higher!
You could be a walkin', talkin', breathin' ball of fire!
You could be a walkin', talkin', breathin' ball of fire!

Gonzo: Why do I keep wandering in my acts today?
Why do I keep wanting to change so many me's?
How can I be turned around so many ways?
When will I know what I want to be?

You could be a cowboy!
You could be a creep!

UD: You could be the king of all the good things in your sleep!
You could be the person you most admire!

Cantus: You could be a walkin', talkin', breathin' ball of fire!

Gonzo: I could be a walkin', talkin', breathin' ball of fire?!

Cantus: Yes! You could be a walkin', talkin', breathin', ball of fire!

Gonzo: Awesome! I'll get the ligher fluid! *yelling* Camilla! Get me that box of matches!!

...*blink* Thank you Cantus...

Cantus: That is why I am here, but then again, why are any of us here?

UD: Well, soon, you will be here to pay the insurance bills when our dorm goes up in flames...

 

[Erine81981]

Music can be heard from room 26........

Me: I used to be a renegade, I used to fool around
But I couldn't take the punishment, and had to settle down
Now I'm playing it real straight, and yes I cut my hair
You might think I'm crazy, but I don't even care
Because I can tell what's going on
It's hip to be square

Grover, Herry and Cookie M: It's hip to be square

Me: I like my bands in business suits, I watch them on TV
I'm working out most everyday and watching what I eat
They tell me that it's good for me, but I don't even care
I know that it's crazy
I know that it's nowhere
But there is no denying that
It's hip to be square

Grover, Herrry and Cookie M: It's hip to be square (x2)

(sax solo)

Me: It's not too hard to figure out, you see it everyday
And those that were the farthest out have gone the other way
You see them on the freeway, It don't look like a lot of fun
But don't you try to fight it; "An idea who's time has come."

Grover: Don't tell me that I'm crazy
Cookie M: Don't tell me, me nowhere
Herry: Take it from me
Me: It's hip to be square (x4) Tell'em boys.

Grover, Herry and Cookie M: Here, There and Everywhere. Hip! Hip! So hip to be square. (x10)

 

[theprawncracker]

*walks into Bryan's room with Cantus* Hey Big Bird, Snuffy, Hoots, Stinky, Telly, Rosita! I'm gonna be looking after you guys for a while.

Big Bird: Hello Ryan! Hi Cantus! Where's Bryan?

Oh, he's busy with school and stuff, he should be back by the end of the week.

Snuffy: Oh good, I've been wondering where he's been.

Telly: Are you sure Ryan?! What if he's hurt?! Or, or...

When my time to go is here,
Tell my friends to gather near.
Tell the doctor and the preacher that I'm failing!

Rosita: Oh Telly, that's silly! What kind of song is that?

Telly: Oh, it's from Boober, he tought me a funeral durge.

Cantus: Hey, it's music! I can enjoy it!

Hoots: I'm with you there Cantus my man! Dig it!

Cantus and Hoots: But forget about your black,
Cause I'm planning to come back!
Play some honky tonkin' grief and dixie wailin'!

All: Pick me up and lay me down,
And spread the news all over town,
And tell them all to come or they'll be sorry!
Pick me up and shake me twice,
I'm coming back from paradise!
This poor boy is here to live in glory!

Big Bird: When it's time to say goodbye,
All my friends will sit and cry!

Snuffy: As they watch the clockin', rockin', round and squirmin'!

Stinky: But they'll raise a mighty shout!

Rosita: As my bones come marching out!

And I raise myself and preach the final sermon!

All: Pick me up and lay me down,
And spread the news all over town,
And tell them all to come or they'll be sorry!
Pick me up and shake me twice,
I'm coming back from paradise!
This poor boy is here to live in glory!

Hoots: When the Earth begins to shake,
From the quakin' at my wake,
I'll be here and makin' music like a live one!

Cantus: And that honky tonkin' grief,
Will give the angels sweet relief!
Cause they know that dixie wailin's still survivin'!

All: Pick me up and lay me down,
And spread the news all over town!
And tell them all to come or they'll be sorry!
Pick me up and shake me twice!
I'm coming back from paradise!
This poor boy is here to live in glory!!

Telly: Wow that was great! But...Were we singing about Bryan or...?

I dunno, ask Cantus, he's the minstrel...

Cantus: Hmm, it is a good question, but I was just singing because I love to sing. *he leaves*

Sheesh, well, I better head off to bed, if you guys need anything at all, you guys know I'm in room 25. So just stop by!

 

[redBoobergurl]

Red: *sniffles* Man, why'd you have to give me your cold Beth?
Beth: Sorry Red, I just didn't want it anymore so I thought I'd share it with you
Red: I wish you wouldn't have *sneezes*
Mokey: Red, I'll make you some soup later, I have a good recipe from Boober
Red: Thanks
Beth: You should probably stay out of the pool today so you don't catch a chill
Red: What? No!
Mokey: She's right Red, do yourself a favor and stay home today
Red: Oh ok *pouts*
Beth: Don't worry Red, you'll feel better soon. Well, I've got to get going so I'll see you guys later.

 

[Erine81981]

Over in room 26.......

Guys I won't be able to play for a while. I have a sore throut. I might can play some video games and borad games but not any outside games.

Herry: That's alright Kyle. Me and Cookie are going to the store. Do you need anything?

Sure thing guys. Glad ya'll are doing this for me. I need some "Halls" drops. You know what they are?

Herry: I know. Come on Cookie.

Cookie M: Coming Herry. Bye bye Kyle.

See ya'll. I'm just glad I'm off today. Don't have to put up with the weather and all with this sore throut. *watches some TV*

 

[Katzi428]

Prairie: Oh no...everyone is sick around here.*spraying Lysol around the room*
Me:*perched on the couch with a book*: WHOA! Prairie...careful with the Lysol around me. I don't want to get it in my eyes.
Prairie:Sorry Kath.... *spraying in the opposite direction*It's just that Beth,Red & Kyle have been sick.So I don't want you or me to get sick.
Let's hope we don't.It's not their faults they got sick.
Prairie:Yeah. You know it's been nice out lately. So maybe I'll pick some flowers for them tomorrow.
Prairie...what a sweet idea!
Prairie:Thanks!

 

[theprawncracker]

*checking back in Bryan's room with Gonzo and Camilla*

Hey guys, I'm back!

Telly: Oh Ryan! Thank goodness! Quick here, take these masks and gloves everyone is sick!! It could become a plague! Or a pandemic!

Rosita: Oh Telly, that's silly! Just drink plenty of water and eat plenty of food and we'll be fine!

Big Bird: Hey, maybe Ryan could make me some bird seed cookies!

Um...I'm not much of a cook...Anyone for pizza?

Snuffy: I think I'll have spaghetti! Mmm, spaghetti, my favorite!

Hoots: Don't mind me dudes and dudette, I've got a gig at a restaraunt tonight.

Stinky: All I care about is some water! Could someone water the plant?!

Big Bird: Sure Stinky I'll go right ahead! *waters Stinky*

Ok...Well what about you Gonzo?

Gonzo: Yeah sure! I'll take the usual!

*gulps* Gummi bears, anchovies, and goat cheese?

Gonzo: What else?!

 

[Erine81981]

A screaching car is heard outside?

*listing to some music when four Anything Muppets burst into the room*

I thought I heard something outside. *muisc changes the room into a stage and me*

Me: Get busy!

Group of AM: Everybody's talking all this stuff about him
Why don't they just let him live?
He don't need permission, make my own decisions
That's his prerogative

*starts to sing*

Me: They say I'm crazy
I really don't care
That's my prerogative
They say I'm weird
But I don't give a darn
Getting muppet stuff is how I live
Some ask me questions
Why am I so real?
But they don't understand me
I really don't know the deal about my sister
Trying hard to make it right
Not long ago
Before I won this fight (SING IT)

Group of AM: Everybody's talking all this stuff about him
Why don't they just let him live? (TELL ME WHY?)
He don't need permission, make his own decisions
That's his prerogative
that's his prerogative

Me:(it's my prerogative)

Me: It's the way that I wanna live
AM: (it's his prerogative)
Me: I do just what I feel
AM: (it's his prerogative)
Me: You can’t tell me what to do
AM: (it's his prerogative)
Me: Cause what I'm doing I'm doing for you! *points out the window*

Me: Don't get me wrong
I'm really not stupid
Ego trips is not my thing
All these strange people that really gets me down
I see nothing wrong in spreading myself around (SING IT)

Group of AM: Everybody's talking all this stuff about him (YEAAAA)
Why don't they just let him live? (TELL ME WHY?)
He don't need permission, make his own decisions
That's his prerogative

Me: It's my prerogative

Me: I can do what I want to do
AM: It's his prerogative
Me: To live my life
AM: It's his prerogative
Me: I'm doing it just for you
AM: It's his prerogative

Me and the Group of AM:Tell me tell me why can't I live my life
without all of the things
That people say
oh oh

Me: YO GROVER KICK IT LIKE THIS!

Grover goes into a break dancing break

Me: I can do what I want to do me and you together together together together togetheraaaaa.....

Group of AM and Me: Everybody's talking all this stuff about me
Why don't they just let me live?
I don't need permission, make my own decisions
That's my prerogative (they say I’m crazy)
Everybody's talking all this stuff about me
Why don't they just let me live? (they say I’m weird)
He don't need permission, make my own decisions
That's my prerogative
(it's my prerogative)

(fads off)

Great work Anything Muppets.

Anything Muppet 1: Thanks Kyle for letting us preform with you.

Yourwelcome any time.

Anything Muppet 3: Let's go get some food.
Anything Muppet 2: Sounds good to me.
Anything Muppet 4: I want fries with that.

*all laugh as they leave the room*

 

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: Well, I think I'm over my cold!
Red: *sniff* I'm not
Mokey: That's because you won't just let yourself rest! You just try to keep going
Red: I stayed out of the pool though
Beth: That's good, but it's still going to take a day or two for you to get better, cause that's how long it took me, but now I feel great!
Red: *sarcastically* whoopie.
Mokey: Just eat some more soup and take it easy Red.
Beth: And if you need anything just let us know
Red: Ok. Thanks guys.